Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

An hour later, the two took off their simulation helmets and breathed a sigh of relief.

Thor stood up and high-fived Loki. "What a thrilling battle!"

Hong Guan and Ying Zhan's faces were so gloomy that they were about to drip with water. Shu Yao also had an abstract look on his face. The women who were watching the game were all laughing happily.

These two, each with an army of 100,000, ended up with less than a hundred men left for Thor and ten captured for Loki, yet they still had the nerve to say it was a great pleasure.

If this were a real battle, the maximum casualties would be 50%, which would lead to a total defeat.

In historical battles, except for the flower-growing countries and the Chinese, other countries were defeated when the casualties exceeded 20% without taking drugs or drugs.

These two idiots, they are beaten into such a mess, and they still have the nerve to be happy.

With a wave of his hand, the book demon raised the big screen with a smile, and this place became a gladiatorial arena.

Hong Guan gave an order, "Go ahead, beat them for a full 48 hours and ask them if they know where they went wrong. If they still don't understand, beat them for another 48 hours until they understand!"

The woman who was watching the show sneered, and swords of various shapes appeared in her hands, and she rushed towards the two brothers!

Thor and Loki were confused. “Hey, hey, hey, don’t be impulsive. What’s going on? Why are you getting beaten again? Don’t come over here!”

For details, please refer to the TV series Fengyun, Bu Jingyun’s emoticon package!

The girls did not answer, but swung out their swords and knifes at the same time. With just one round of attack, the two brothers fell to the ground with wounds all over their bodies!

Hong Guan waved his hand, and green light descended on the two men. The two wounded men were instantly healed and stood up.

The girls selected two people and started to fight against the two brothers. Thor's divine power was sealed, and his fighting power was much lower. Loki's deceptive magic was not used yet, and he was quickly knocked down!

The green light appeared again and healed the brothers' injuries. The opponents were replaced by two others, and the cycle repeated.

Hong Guan didn't just let them be beaten, he also provided them with armor and weapons, but it still couldn't change their fate of being beaten.

No wonder everyone says Thor is the God of Hammer. Without Meowth, Thor’s combat effectiveness has been weakened a lot!

In a blink of an eye, forty-eight hours passed and the two brothers lay on the ground with no desire to live. They didn't want to fight anymore, but as long as they pretended to be dead, Hong Guan would torture them with magic thunder. It was too cruel.

Slowly getting up, he watched Hong Guan throw their review on the ground. “Do you know where you went wrong?”

Loki was so smart, "Is it because Toer's handwriting is too ugly? I told him a long time ago to write carefully, but he didn't listen. As his younger brother, I am also helpless!"

When Thor heard Loki shirking the blame, he panicked and said, "Hey, I'm your brother, don't talk nonsense, I wrote it very seriously, it must be that you didn't write it deeply enough!"

Hong Guan shook his head speechlessly. "It seems that you don't even realize where you are wrong. Keep fighting!"

When the two brothers heard this, they immediately became like dogs who were abandoned by their girlfriends. "No, we were wrong. You said we were wrong, and that's where we were wrong. Don't let anyone beat us up again!"

Unfortunately, Hong Guan was not moved at all. "Go ahead, another forty-eight hours!"

The girls sneered, and another round of magic weapons baptism began. The armor was smashed into pieces, and the two brothers fell down with despair.

In the blink of an eye, another forty-eight hours had passed. Hong Guan thought for a while and realized that it was really difficult for these two idiots to become powerful by reading some military books.

So Hong Guan took them to the audio-visual room and found dramas such as Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, and The Emperor of Han Dynasty.

"See how they govern their country and fight wars, and then combine it with the art of war. For each TV series, write me a 100,000-word review. If you still can't get to the point, I'll show you something new!"

Hearing the new tricks, the two shuddered and said, "Yes, we must read it carefully and write it well!"

Hong Guan nodded and told the girls to keep an eye on them. He also asked Ying Zhan to keep an eye on them as well. If they didn't pay attention, it didn't matter even if they were crippled. He could just treat them!

In a blink of an eye, half a year passed and it was the year 2011. With the help of the TV series, the two brothers finally made progress.

Odin's raven came to visit once, noticed that the brothers had indeed grown a lot, and left with relief.

That day, Hong Guan had just come out of Big Ivan's office after playing mahjong when he received a call from Ludan.

"Master, we found the captain of the Bald Eagle, Steve Rogers. He has been thawed and is about to wake up. Would you like to come and see him?"

"Oh? Is it appropriate for me, an outsider, to go and take a look?"

"Master, rest assured. This base is full of our own people. Now S.H.I.E.L.D. has 5,000 of our own people, which is more than half!"

"Very good, send me the address and I'll be there right away. By the way, have you notified Peggy Carter?"

"I've already notified them. Peggy Carter said she'll come over after she finishes her business."

"Peggy Carter is still in the mood to handle official business? How is her health these days?"

"A little older, Master, you mean?"

"Haha, of course he went to apply for medicine, this is his old lover!"

After hanging up the phone, he chuckled, went to a tailor shop, and ordered a set of prisoner uniforms from the World War II era. Then he set off for the S.H.I.E.L.D. base, which was near Times Square.

Come to think of it, when Captain America just woke up and ran out of the room, he saw Times Square!

Arriving at the gate of the base, the door opened automatically before I even rang the doorbell. "Master, Nick is waiting for you. I'll take you there!"

Hong Guan nodded and followed him all the way to an underground warehouse. He walked into a ward arranged with several containers and shook his head speechlessly.

"You can't do this. Captain Butt won't wake up for a while. Give me a World War II prison style. I'll play with him!"

Looking at Hong Guan's evil smile, Ludan nodded helplessly and waved his hand. Several super Skrulls demolished the surrounding wards and transformed them into a World War II prison style.

Hong Guan rubbed the prison uniform on the ground a few times, took out a lot of hay and put it away, and also made some stinky tofu to make the smell in the "cell" more realistic.

Then he locked himself up with chains, left wounds on his body, and curled up in a corner!

The boiled eggs and Skrulls outside couldn't help but worry about Steve Rogers when they saw Hong Guan playing so seriously. He was playing to his death!

Two hours later, Captain Butt woke up in a daze and found himself lying on the ground. He sat up and looked around vigilantly.

After confirming that this was a prison cell, he noticed Hong Guan in the corner and slowly walked over.

"Friend, where is this place?"

Hong Guan slowly raised his head, which surprised the captain. "It's you? Didn't you leave? How did you get caught? Where is this place?"

Hong Guan gave a bitter smile and said, "This is Berlin. I have been imprisoned for three years. We lost. Hydra invented a powerful weapon that wiped out the entire Washington DC and Moscow in one fell swoop!

All the top leaders at both poles died, and the Hydra forces lurking in the country took the opportunity to cause chaos and assassinated more commanders, leaving our forces leaderless.

Finally, they took out their hidden skills and launched a blitzkrieg that swept the world, killing even the mustache-wearing art student who failed the entrance exam.

The Earth should be ruled by Hydra now!"

Captain Kiss showed a surprised look, and the people watching the surveillance outside couldn't help laughing. Hong Guan thought about many sad things before he could hold back.

"we lose?"

"I didn't see it with my own eyes. When I was captured, there were still some forces resisting, but they were no match for Hydra."

"How did you get caught? This shouldn't happen!"

Hong Guan laughed at himself and said, "I thought so too, but Hydra also has many mutants and has produced more advanced weapons. If they didn't want me to serve them, I would have been executed!"

As he spoke, Hong Guan grabbed something in the grass and found a cockroach in his hand. A sincere smile appeared on his dusty face.

"You've been unconscious since you were brought in. You must be hungry. You're so lucky. This is God's gift. Don't waste it. It's all protein. Eat it quickly!"

Captain Hip was indeed very hungry, but he still looked resistant. “Impossible, even if I die here, Steve Rogers will never eat this kind of food. How can they be so inhumane? Don’t they give us food?”

"Food?" Hong Guan gave a bitter smile. "Without food, how could I possibly live for three years? But the food they gave me might not be as good as cockroaches.

Don't you want to escape? Don't you want to see if your friends, relatives, and loved ones are alive?

I remember that you seemed to be in love with a female officer. Don't you want to escape and find her?

If you want, then eat it and find a chance to kill me!"

Thinking of Peggy Carter, the captain of the hips, looking at the cockroach in Hong Guan's hand, she showed a tangled expression, "Aren't you a mutant? How did you get trapped here?"

“They have invented a drug that suppresses mutant genes. It needs to be injected once every seven days. Today is the fifth day. This means that as long as you take me out and hold on for two days, my abilities will be restored.

Then I can help you find your girlfriend, as long as she is still alive!"

Captain Qiuti gritted his teeth, walked to Hong Guan with three steps and one pause, stretched out his hand with a conflicted look, and grabbed the lively cockroach.

Ten seconds passed before he finally got the cockroach in his hand, feeling extremely conflicted. I am the captain of the Bald Eagle Team, and when have I ever suffered such an injustice that I had to eat a cockroach.

"For Peggy!" Captain Big Butt closed his eyes, tilted his head back and opened his mouth, about to throw the cockroach into his mouth.

At this moment, the door of the room was kicked open, and the person who came in was Peggy Carter. "That's enough, he's a hero, how could you do this to him!"

Hearing the familiar voice, Captain Butt opened his eyes, and the hand that was holding the cockroach unconsciously loosened. Then a disgusting scene appeared. Captain Butt ate the cockroach!

"Ugh!" Captain Big Butt bent over and wanted to vomit.

Hong Guan broke free from the chains and ran over. "Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you? Xiao Qiang, I just asked you to play a joke with an old friend, but why are you serious? How can I live without you, Xiao Qiang, Xiao Qiang!"

Peggy Carter looked at Hong Guan with anger on her face. Captain Butt's face turned red, but she couldn't spit. The scene was very funny!