Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life
Chapter 511: So You Are This Kind of Captain
Seeing that Hong Guan was just making a lot of noise but not making any progress, Peggy Carter was furious. "That's enough. Stop making trouble. Steve is a hero. How can you play tricks on him like this?"
Hong Guan stood up and laughed, "Ms. Carter, we haven't seen each other for decades. I didn't expect you to be so hot. I just thought that Steve had been asleep for too long, so I, as an acquaintance, was playing a joke on him to let him get used to it."
Peggy Carter's eyebrows were about to stand up. "To make him adapt, we have to trick him into eating cockroaches?"
"Hey!" Hong Guan raised his hand and made a dame gesture. "Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation. I didn't let him eat it. He saw you were excited, so he didn't hold it firmly and ate it himself."
At this point, Hong Guan's expression turned mean, "You haven't seen each other for seventy years, don't you want to have a kiss?"
Carter, who was originally very excited, couldn't help but frown when she heard this. She really wanted to give Steve a kiss, but she felt very upset when she thought of the cockroach that had just been eaten!
"Seventy years? I have been sleeping for seventy years?" Captain Hot Butt said in disbelief.
"Otherwise, Ms. Carter has been married three times and has seven children just to wait for you. When she knew you woke up, she killed her husband in the hospital bed and waited for you to be the father of her children!"
"Walter?" Steve turned to look at Peggy Carter with a look of shock and confusion!
"Shut up!" Peggy Carter was furious. Although she would indeed find someone to relieve her loneliness, when would she get married and have children?
"Don't talk nonsense. I know Steve is not dead and he has never been married. Steve, I love you. Don't believe what he says!"
"So, we won?"
"Yes, we won, and Hydra was destroyed!"
Looking at the two people hugging each other, Hong Guan smiled and said, he won, but if he said that Hydra was gone, he would be totally wrong!
After exchanging a glance with Nick Fury, whose expression was also amused, Hong Guan understood that this kid only trusted his own people, and Peggy Carter was not one of his own people.
"Nick, I'm going to take Steve back to John Bull, and we're going to live there together." Peggy let go of Steve and turned to speak.
Captain Hips was about to speak, but Lu Dan spoke first, "Ms. Carter, I'm sorry, we can't agree to your request!"
"why?"
"Because Mr. Steve Rogers is Captain Bald Eagle, not Captain John Bull, and the world still needs him!"
"Poschet! The world is at peace now. Steve has been sleeping for seventy years. Do you want to prevent an old soldier like him from retiring?"
Lu Dan's expression was profound. "Ms. Carter, sometimes, internal threats are not what you can see, and there are also external threats!"
Peggy Carter frowned "What the hell are you talking about?"
“I’m sorry, Ms. Carter, although your rank is very high, you are already retired, and there are many things that you cannot know.
And you are just an ordinary person. These things are too dangerous for you. We don’t need an ordinary person to charge into battle.”
"Do you know what you are talking about? You are exaggerating!"
Black Sauce Egg did not continue to tangle with Peggy Carter, but looked at Steve Rogers, "Captain, this country needs you, the world needs you!
Now I formally invite you to join SHIELD and continue to maintain world peace!"
Captain Hips looked at Peggy Carter and said with some difficulty, "Are you allowing him to be our leader now?"
As soon as these words came out, Hong Guan and the Skrulls around him burst out laughing. Carter couldn't help laughing, and only Black Sauce Egg's face turned even darker.
"Captain, this is not the time to joke around. I'm Nick Fury, the current director of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"I'm sorry, you know, I just woke up and I'm not used to it. Can you let me think about it?"
"Of course, you can take as long as you want. During this time, let Ms. Carter accompany you. But it's best not to leave New York. We still need to record some of your physical data."
"Okay, I'm not leaving New York, can I still go home now?"
Hong Guan came over and patted Steve on the shoulder, "Dude, your house was demolished a long time ago, and you haven't received the demolition compensation yet. Don't you feel cheated?
But it doesn’t matter, I can help you sue the government for money. These bastards are making a lot of money selling your peripherals!
Believe me, if you let me help you, you will at least be a multi-millionaire?"
Captain Hips was lost and said, "Is my home gone?"
"Yes, but you can have a bigger house. This is what the government owes you. Do you want me to help? You don't want Ms. Carter to be homeless with you, do you?
Or do you want to live off Ms. Carter's retirement money? Although it is a lot of money! "
"That's not necessary. I'll leave everything to you!"
Hong Guan laughed, took out a cell phone and threw it to Captain Qiaotui, "This is the latest model of the Magic Dragon cell phone. There is a phone card in it. I will ask Carter to teach you how to use it later.
Don't be polite to me, we are all comrades, this is just a small matter."
Captain Hot Butt opened his mouth and clicked his tongue twice, not knowing what to say.
With a chuckle, Hong Guan didn't say much. He gave him and Carter a meaningful smile, said hello to Lu Dan, and turned and left!
After leaving the underground base, Hong Guan was in a good mood. He drove his sports car and went to find Big Ivan again. They played a single mahjong table and won seven consecutive games with two bamboos. He made Big Ivan cry before leaving.
After returning to the Dragon Hotel, I asked the Death Lady to call the head of the legal department over.
After listening to Hong Guan's explanation of the situation, the people from the Legal Department nodded and said, "Boss, this case is not difficult. As long as the captain gets his identity back, that is, the official recognizes his identity, the rest will be easy.
The only trouble is that the lawsuit may take a long time!"
"I can think of that, but in my hometown, there is an old saying that goes, 'A good lawyer doesn't have to go to court.' Some things don't necessarily require a lawsuit!"
"what do you mean?"
"Which company is currently operating the captain's peripheral products?"
"Disney mud?"
"Is that the one who runs the amusement park?"
"Uh, yes, that's the one who runs the amusement park!"
Hong Guan chuckled, "That's hard to say. Just tell them directly that if they insist on suing, it would mean they are not giving face to the Magic Dragon Group. Then, his amusement park will likely be in trouble.
Also, our company’s movie will be released at the same time as their blockbuster movie. Their filming team may also encounter thugs and the master tapes may be lost.”
The people in the Legal Department couldn't help but wipe their sweat. Their boss was really awesome. Wasn't he just an outlaw?
"Okay, Boss. As long as I get the captain's identity, I will lead the team to get started immediately!"
"You pick the people to form a team, and within three days at most, you can get the captain's position!"
After hanging up the phone, Hong Guan picked up the phone and called Ludan first. As expected, the identity of the captain of the Qiaobutt team would be determined tomorrow.
Hong Guan nodded and called Steve again, telling him that a lawyer would be there tomorrow and he would need to sign a power of attorney.
Finally, he called Emma and said, "Hi, dear Emma, there is another opportunity to make money in the stock market. Short the Disney Group. Please arrange for someone to enter the market!"
"Are you going to cause trouble again?"
"No, no, no, how can this be called making trouble? This time I'm just asking for money for others. It's just that Disney and the interest groups behind it may not be so obedient!"
Emma rubbed her eyebrows. Although Hong Guan did what he said, his way of doing things was really a bit rough!
"Okay, I'll arrange it. When do you want to start?"
“Tomorrow we will have the legal department talk to Disney to see if they understand what’s best for them. If they do, we will use media reports to make less money.
If they don't know what's best for them, there might be KB elements who will do some body art in their amusement park, and then we can make more money!"
God damn body art, art is about explosions right?
"Okay, I'll make the arrangements! But you better be careful, or someone might turn against you. We won't be in any good situation then!"
Hong Guan sneered, "Emma, you may not know that I now have twelve colonized planets, and I can immigrate to them at any time. If anyone dares to overturn the table, I will overturn the entire Earth and see who dies!"
Emma was shocked. "Really? You can already explore outer space?"
"Of course, but to be honest, if these people dare to overturn the table, I can kill them immediately. There is no need to destroy the earth. Don't worry, I'm not a murderer!"
"Okay, as long as you know the number!"
The next day, Lu Dan informed the legal team and they set out. They found Steve and Peggy at the Captain Bald Eagle Memorial Hall. It was really funny!
When signing the commission agreement, Steve was a little hesitant. "Actually, I'm not that short of money. Why don't we just forget about it? After all, they don't know I'm still alive!"
The head of the legal department laughed and said, "Captain, I am your fan, and this is the money you deserve. According to our investigation, Disney has made more than 3 billion in profits through movies, comics, cartoons, dolls and other channels.
Even if you only get 10%, that's still 300 million dollars, and after paying taxes, there will be 150 million dollars left. Are you sure you want to give it up?"
Steve had already signed before he could finish his words. "I'm not doing this for the money. I just want to get back my share!"
The entire legal team laughed happily, "Yes, the captain is right, we will definitely get your share back!"
When Hong Guan learned about the situation, he couldn't help laughing. He didn't expect you to be such a Steve.
Where is Captain Bald Eagle, who was said to be dedicated to the public and selfless? I didn’t expect that he would bow down for money!
Just as Hong Guan was waiting to watch the show, the sword talisman vibrated. After picking it up, it turned out to be a message from Ronan.
Ebony Maw, one of Thanos's five black generals, left the main force with some spaceships and disappeared!
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