After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

Lu Huaishan, who was in the kitchen, didn't know that his reputation was damaged. He used the existing ingredients such as whipped cream, milk, corn oil, low-gluten flour, Oreo crumbs, sugar, eggs... to make a few Oreo cupcakes.

Lu Huaishan prepared the food and put it in the oven, set the baking time, cooked the rice and fried a few dishes. He didn't know how long it would take for the power to go out. Xiao Sui seemed to have bought a home generator before.

He washed his hands, dried them and walked out. He originally planned to ask Xiao Sui to find the generator as a backup, but as soon as he went out, he saw Gu Xuan holding his chin with a sly smile and giving him a thumbs up.

"Brother Lu, you are awesome! You robbed people in the street and even spared the cat. You are worthy of being my brother~"

He was about to start singing when Lu Huaishan walked over with a smile on his face and kicked him, "Fuck you, go find some buckets and get some water for later use."

After being kicked, Gu Xuan hugged his calf and pretended to howl.

"Ouch, Brother Lu, it hurts so much. My legs are about to break because of this violence. My sister-in-law is still here. Be careful that she might think you are a domestic abuser and stop being friends with you."

"Be serious. If you lead Su Qianan astray, I will break both of your legs." Lu Huaishan rolled his eyes speechlessly and kicked him again, this time with a little more force. "Go get some water."

"Okay, I'm leaving, right now." Gu Xuan stood up and dodged the kick, and pulled out the chair next to Su Qian'an for him. "Come and sit here. I'll go get some water."

He spoke the last sentence in a pinched voice, like a eunuch in a TV drama.

Lu Huaishan was obviously used to his behavior. He sat on the chair he pulled out and spoke again before he left.

"By the way, let Xiao Sui find the generator."

"okay."

After he left, Lu Huaishan looked at the pile of snacks in front of Su Qian'an and couldn't help but speak.

"Eat less, you still need to eat later."

After saying that, he paused for a moment, and inexplicably felt that he was not raising his wife, but his son. He hoped that when he got better, he would call him dad...

Su Qian'an was very obedient. After hearing what he said, he stopped eating, put down the potato chips in his hand, sniffed the cake scent wafting from the kitchen, happily grabbed the armrest of the chair, propped himself up, leaned forward and kissed him on the mouth, then hugged his neck.

"Honey, are the cupcakes ready?"

"..."

After he finished speaking, he didn't hear Lu Huaishan's voice. He looked down and met his deep eyes. It was as if he saw an endless abyss that was about to swallow him up. He was a little scared and wanted to step back.

The next second, the world was spinning around him. Lu Huaishan picked him up from his chair and sat him on his lap. Without giving him time to ask any questions, he gave him a domineering kiss.

Su Qian was a little dazed by the kiss. He didn't know how to resist, and he couldn't resist.

A strong hand pressed on the back of his head, pushing him down, and the hand on his waist also slightly tightened. Lu Huaishan's lips and tongue with the smell of tobacco were entangled with his, and the smell of potato chips wafted between their lips and teeth.

At the beginning, Su Qian'an was still in the mood to think that Gu Xuan and the others were lying, but later on, he couldn't remember anything.

He responded to her with such immaturity, and the slight sound of water splashing filled her entire senses. All the blood in her body rushed to her head, and her body trembled uncontrollably. It seemed as if all her strength was drained away. She was pressed backward by him and could only wrap her arms around his neck, enduring this domineering and fierce kiss.

"Baby, breathe."

Su Qian'an's consciousness gradually returned. He heard his low voice and leaned against him, breathing in deep gulps of fresh air.

Lu Huaishan saw him leaning in his arms, his cheeks flushed, the corners of his eyes red, his beautiful eyes misty, and he looked pitiful as if he had been badly bullied. He couldn't help but lower his head and pecked his swollen lips.

She touched his face and chuckled, her voice slightly hoarse, "Are you okay?"

Su Qian dodged his hand, preventing him from touching her, buried her face in the crook of his neck, and accused in a muffled voice.

"Honey, I don't like that."

"Huh? Why?"

"It feels bad. My mouth seems to be broken and numb."

So cute.

Lu Huaishan suppressed his laughter and coaxed him out of his arms.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I kissed you too hard. I was wrong. Baby, look up. Let me see if it's really broken."

Su Qian then looked up, looked at him aggrievedly, tears still in her eyes, and opened her mouth obediently.

Lu Huaishan pinched his chin, looked at him, and touched his face.

"It's fine, it's not broken." After saying that, she pressed against his forehead and coaxed him, "Baby, you see it won't break, let's do it again? I'll be gentle this time, okay? After the kiss, we'll go eat some cake."

Su Qian'an was unwilling at first and was struggling to get off his legs, but after hearing the last sentence, she quieted down, snuggled back into his arms, and whispered instructions.

"Then you have to be gentle, very gentle."

"Okay, I'll do it gently."

As soon as he finished speaking, he kissed her again.

This time he kissed very lightly and gently, one hand caressing his face and the other kneading his waist. He kissed from his forehead, all the way down, and finally landed on his lips and rubbed them lightly. He repeated this for a while before prying open his teeth and kissing him closely.

It was obviously a very gentle action, but it made his body tremble and weaken uncontrollably, and his breathing gradually became rapid.

……

"Ding."

When Lu Huaishan heard the beep of the microwave oven, he let go of the person who was limp in his arms, looked at his dazed eyes, chuckled, reached out to wipe the water stains from his mouth, picked him up and walked to the kitchen.

It was then that he noticed that there were only two of them left in the living room. The black cat that was originally facing the wall and the zombies he brought back were gone.

I guess they were all taken away by Gu Xuan and his team.

In fact, it was true. At this moment, in Gu Xuan's room, 009 and he were watching intently through the crack of the door. When they saw that it was over like this, they were still muttering.

"It's already like this, why bother with the cake! You're not even going to serve this, Brother Lu, is this not possible?!"

"Meow."

"Do you think I should go get some kidney treasure for Brother Lu?"

"Meow!"

"You think it's okay too?"

"Meow~"

Xiao Sui was amused by their singing in unison. He walked over from the bed, picked them up one in each hand, pulled them down from the door and threw them onto the bed.

"And get some kidney treasures, and let Brother Lu know that it was you who taught Su Qian'an's relatives, and see if he will beat you up."

"Oh, wife, why did you throw me? It hurts~ I need a kiss to heal."

Gu Xuan lay on the bed and threw him a coquettish look.

"Besides, why would Brother Lu beat me up? I'm helping him."

He had just chatted with Su Qian'an for a few sentences and soon discovered that he was different from ordinary people.

He suddenly felt that his brother Lu was too miserable. Based on his understanding of Lu Huaishan, before Su Qian'an became normal, he would not even kiss him, let alone touch him.

It would be too pitiful to have such a big beauty by your side but only be able to look at her and not eat her, not even be able to drink her soup.

Adhering to the good virtue of helping others (watching the fun), he called Xiao Sui, kissed him in front of Su Qian'an, and told him that Lu Huaishan also liked it and he would be very happy to do so.

However, what Gu Xuan didn't know was that not only him, but 009 was also coaxing Su Qian'an to kiss Lu Huaishan later.

It jumped and stood steadily on the bed. Seeing its favorability level increase to 15, it walked excitedly to Gu Xuan and meowed around him.

These are the relatives it left behind in the world!

That’s very wise.