After the rebirth of the world-weary zombie emperor, he was kissed and cried every day

The midday sunlight shines through the window, scattering mottled patterns on the porcelain white ground. I look in the direction where the sunlight is scattered.

I saw a tall man kneeling facing the white wall, looking aggrieved, holding a bowl of rice and a plate of black vegetables in his two hands.

Looking down, there was a fat and strong black cat standing next to him, also facing the white wall, but it was holding a bowl of milk in its paws.

"Brother Lu, I was wrong..."

"Meow..."

Lu Huaishan ignored them and picked up some meat for Su Qian'an. He just realized that Su Qian'an seemed to be picky about food. He only ate vegetables and not meat...

No wonder he is so thin. Fortunately, if you give him some food, he will give you some courtesy and eat a little.

As for Gu Xuan and the others.

Ah.

When he carried Su Qian to the kitchen to get him a cake just now, he asked who taught him to love his relatives. He only thought of Gu Xuan, but he didn't expect that this cat was also involved.

She was very smart and took the initiative to bring her lunch while he was punishing Gu Xuan, and stood beside Gu Xuan to reflect on her mistakes.

It's too smart to be a cat. If he hadn't seen such people being taken care of by pets when he was on a mission in the early years, he would really doubt whether this cat was stolen by someone.

Xiao Sui ate his meal in silence and did not plead for Gu Xuan because he was also involved.

It is better for me to let my friend die than for me to die. If he pleaded for Gu Xuan, and Su Qian'an suddenly remembered him while he was talking, that would be the end of him. He didn't want to eat the food he cooked.

It’s strange to say, compared to Lu Huaishan, he and Gu Xuan looked more like they could cook, but in fact, it was the complete opposite, they were not cooking, they were refining poison.

It will kill people...

He shifted his gaze to Lu Huaishan, watched him pick up food for Su Qian'an, and asked thoughtfully.

"Are you attracted by your beauty, or..."

"All."

Lu Huaishan knew what he was asking. He was attracted by Su Qian'an and fell in love with her at first sight.

He couldn't describe the feeling he had when he saw Su Qian'an for the first time. He only knew that for a moment, his mind went blank and he even forgot his own name.

Xiao Sui nodded and didn't ask any more questions. Love is unreasonable. If someone had told him five years ago that he would be with Gu Xuan in the future, he would have kicked him and pushed him into the lake to wake him up.

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Only after Su Qian'an finished eating did Lu Huaishan let Gu Xuan and the others get up.

Xiao Sui looked at the dark dish that exuded a terrifying aura and couldn't help but speak.

"Brother Lu, why don't you let him eat this dish? If he gets food poisoning, there's no place to wash his stomach."

Gu Xuan's originally hopeless expression revived after hearing these words, and he looked at Lu Huaishan with a pleading face.

"Yes, Dad, I really know I was wrong. Don't be angry. You know the dishes I cook. Eating them can kill people."

Lu Huaishan looked at him expressionlessly and said, "I'll eat you to death."

Hearing him say this, Gu Xuan fell to the ground skillfully, hugged his legs, pretended to squeeze out a few tears, and wailed.

"No, Dad, please, just let me live and honor you, wuwuwu."

The sound was as tragic as it could be. It would make anyone who heard it cry and anyone who saw it feel sad. It was like mourning. Anyone who heard it would praise him for being so filial.

Except for his old father who was only 24 years old and still in good health.

Lu Huaishan rolled his eyes and moved his feet.

"Alright, alright, forget it this time. If you teach Su Qian these things again next time, I will break your legs."

"Okay, thank you, Dad. I love you~"

Gu Xuan knew when to stop and quickly got up. He put two fingers together and touched them to his lips, blew Lu Huaishan a kiss, picked up the plate of food and poured it into the trash can. His movements were so fast that no one had time to react.

Seeing that he didn't have to eat the food he didn't like by doing this, Su Qian turned to look at Lu Huaishan and opened his mouth to howl.

"Dad... um..."

As a result, she had just uttered one word when Lu Huaishan pinched her mouth accurately, and her upper and lower lips were stuck tightly together. She whimpered for a long time but couldn't utter a single word.

"Dad? What are you blindly following? Don't imitate Gu Xuan in the future. Do you understand?"

Su Qian looked at him innocently, held his hand and nodded. Lu Huaishan then let go of his hand, pinched his chin and gently rubbed his lips with his fingertips, his tone somewhat helpless.

"Baby, why don't you learn good things instead of learning something indecent."

"What's indecent?" Su Qian did not push his hand away, allowing him to touch her lips. Her mouth opened and closed as she spoke, making her originally dry fingertips become moist.

Lu Huaishan withdrew his hand without leaving a trace, touched the wet fingertips, lowered his eyes to hide the emotions in his eyes, and spoke in a low voice.

"People like Gu Xuan are not serious. Don't learn from him."

"Oh fine."

If he had heard this under normal circumstances, Gu Xuan would definitely jump up and refute, but now he was as quiet as a chicken, sitting obediently on the chair eating lunch, not daring to speak.

Don't mess with an unsatisfied man. I didn't expect Su Qian'an to be a natural teaser. She just took half of my finger into her.

You can see it but not eat it.

Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Lu is so miserable.

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After dinner, they counted all the edibles in the house. Unfortunately, they had no habit of storing food, so the amount of food was not even enough for dinner.

They were going to go out and stock up on supplies and prepare some things before the zombies evolved.

When Lu Huaishan and Xiao Sui were studying the zombie they brought back, they discovered that after only a few hours, his movements had become a little more flexible than when they were in the parking lot. Although not much, it proved that they could indeed evolve.

The good news is that they are just like the ones on TV, they are attracted to sounds but rely on smell to tell if it is food or their own kind.

In this case, as long as it is not raining, you can smear the zombies' rotten flesh on your clothes when you go out. As long as you don't make too much noise, you can deceive the zombies. It's just a little disgusting.

They also have to prepare things and go to the capital. The capital is always the place where information is transmitted the fastest. They hope that by the time they arrive, the research institute will have found out the source of the virus.

When Gu Xuan heard the news, he excitedly pulled Xiao Sui back to the room to change clothes, calling it a good thing.

Who knows, the zombies won't eat him because he's so handsome.

Lu Huaishan was already accustomed to his behavior. He washed an apple for Su Qian'an and pulled him to sit on the sofa to wait for them.

Ten minutes later, a fancy peacock and an equally fancy black cat arrived.

?

He looked at the black cat wearing a heart-shaped skull necklace and with devil wings on its back and fell silent.

The catwalk...

He stood up speechlessly and tried to pull Su Qian'an to leave, but failed. He saw Su Qian staring at the purple coat on Gu Xuan with a curious look on his face, then turned and looked at him excitedly.

"..."

"husband."

"Brother Lu, I have another pink coat like this."

“…Bring it here.”

After a while, he walked out of the door holding the pretty, pink-and-tender Su Qian'an's hand, thinking expressionlessly.

Just do the catwalk, what’s wrong with boys liking to be prettier!