Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up
Chapter 172: Pinch the Bun
After waiting for a while, two slim beauties wearing cheongsam came out. They were very tall, and with high heels, they were almost 1 meters tall.
[The program team really spent a lot of money, and the funds are burning]
[Xiao Qi is lucky enough to have a lover, and mom can finally rest assured]
[Beautiful ladies, please keep your hands off me. Our Yifan is a unique beauty. She is not something that anyone can desecrate.]
[The person above might be seriously ill. This is a variety show. You guys, Geigei, don't miss any kissing or sex scenes in your movies. Why are you pretending to be innocent? Ugh! ]
"Hello everyone, I am Ruhua."
"Hello everyone, I am Ruyan."
The two beauties greeted the camera and spoke in a coquettish voice with pinched voices.
The barrage of comments went crazy, especially the male netizens, with their underpants flying everywhere. Only Bai Qingqian felt that there was something weird about the two beauties.
She looked at the two cheongsam beauties, glanced at them lightly, and smiled. So that's how it is. Now it's going to be a good show to watch.
The live broadcast screen was divided into two frames. Ruyan and Ruhua led the teams and used the universal card to enter Qi Hao and Xia Yifan's room.
After the hidden cameras were set up, the staff left, leaving only the cheongsam beauty in the room.
[Ahhh, I'm so excited. It's time to test a man's nature.]
[I'll make a blind guess first. Qi Hao, a single guy who has never even held a woman's hand, will definitely not be able to resist the temptation and may do it on the spot.
Yifan geigei is definitely a modest gentleman who can remain calm even when a beautiful woman is in his arms. He will sternly ask beautiful women to leave his room. Just thinking about the sexual tension, ah, ah, I really want to help them push their butts.]
[I think this guess is a bit unreliable, and I have a hunch that there is definitely something big going on here. Everyone, open your eyes and watch carefully. Don't blink. If you miss the exciting part, don't blame me for not reminding you.]
The beautiful Ruyan looked at Qi Hao who was sleeping soundly, climbed onto the bed on tiptoe, posed in a charming and seductive posture, and lay face to face with Qi Hao.
She moved closer to Qi Hao little by little. Qi Hao didn't move at all and was sleeping like a dead person. They were so close that they could hear each other's breathing and their noses could touch with the slightest movement.
Ruyan once again struck a seductive pose and pulled her bra down, revealing her cleavage.
The big red lips gave Qi Hao a dragonfly kiss on his nose.
[Damn, I bet a bag of spicy noodles that this beauty is definitely not from China. She is too open-minded]
[Ruyan Ruyan, look here, I will pay double what the program team gives you]
[Ruyan is so dedicated. Even though it's a variety show, she's a girl after all, so this sacrifice is too great]
[Sacrifice your big head ghost, I don’t believe you don’t like to watch it, it’s just that the program team gave too much]
[Stop making noise, Qi Hao, who is a little slow to react, seems to be waking up. Everyone, pay attention to me and get ready to take screenshots and record the screen.]
Qi Hao seemed to feel itchy, touched his nose, and then felt warm breath blowing on his chin and lips.
He finally realized that something was wrong. His whole body trembled as if he had been electrocuted, and he suddenly opened his eyes.
His eyes, which had been wide open for a long time, gradually shrank and finally became cross-eyed. He then realized that the person lying in front of him was a voluptuous woman with heavy makeup! Woman! There was a woman in his bed!
"Ah, hell..."
boom!
Qi Hao leaned back, then raised his legs, and with a double dragon into the sea, he kicked Ruyan side by side with his 43-yard big feet, firmly kicking her against the wall! !
Ruyan: “…”
Puff! She spat out a mouthful of saliva, tilted her head, and slid slowly along the wall to sit on the ground, grimacing in pain.
The barrage was silent, and after a while, there were sporadic barrages floating by.
[Ah, this is hard to comment]
[Did the production team buy insurance for Miss Ruyan? The price paid is too high. This must be a different price.]
[Qi Hao screamed ghost when seeing such a beautiful woman who looked like a fairy. Is there a devil living in his heart?]
[To be honest, this young lady's makeup is a bit heavy, and the camera has a skin smoothing filter. When Qi Hao opened his eyes, he saw a big face right in front of him. The pores and foundation can be seen clearly. Isn't it a ghost?]
[Although, Qi Hao's reaction is too exaggerated. Does he really think he is a pure and invincible virgin? This is definitely a character setting. This is definitely murder! ]
[Oh no, something big has happened. Go check it out. This is Xia Yifan from another live studio. My god, his filters are shattered. His worldview is shattered.]
Meanwhile, on the other side.
Xia Yifan was wearing beach shorts with no shirt on, revealing his perfect mermaid line and eight-pack abs.
The gauze-like summer quilt casually covered around the waist adds a touch of mystery, making girls feel an inexplicable impulse and boys feel an inexplicable jealousy.
His sleeping face is very photogenic and looks very handsome, but his hair is a little long and messy.
Ruhua did the same thing as Ruyan, and climbed onto Xia Yifan's bed wearing high heels. She lay opposite Xia Yifan, pulling her clothes lower, making her cleavage deeper and higher.
Her slender fingers touched Xia Yifan's chest muscles, and she spoke in a coquettish voice: "Yifan geigei."
Xia Yifan suddenly started and opened his eyes.
In the dream, he felt a beautiful woman touching him and calling his name in a tender voice. He thought it was a dream, but when he opened his eyes, he actually saw a beautiful woman lying on his bed, winking at him.
After being frightened, Xia Yifan became alert and discovered that there was no one else in the room except the beauty, and he did not find any cameras.
His Adam's apple rolled vigorously. This beautiful woman called him geigei, which showed that she was his fan. She must be crazy about him to do the crazy action of taking a nap and climbing on the bed. This was a typical illegitimate fan.
He naturally hated other illegitimate fans, but this kind of illegitimate fans...
Xia Yifan stood up and moved back to keep a distance from the beauty. He wrapped the quilt around his chest muscles and said in a serious tone, "Who are you? Why are you in my room?"
Ruhua's acting is off the charts, with both the excitement of seeing her idol and the nervousness of planning to devote herself to him:
"Brother Yifan, I am your fan. I spent a lot of money to become a temporary staff member in the program group just to meet you."
"I learned lock picking techniques from my second uncle, so I got in easily. You can call the police. After all, this kind of thing is immoral, but I am willing to sacrifice myself for you and go to jail for you."
She pulled her clothes down again, bit her lip, and said in a more coquettish voice: "Before calling the police, can you, can you fulfill my wish? I want to have a baby with you."
Xia Yifan looked at the sun outside and felt very conflicted: "Isn't it appropriate in broad daylight?"
[What does Xia Yifan mean by this? It's not appropriate in the daytime. If it was in the middle of the night, he would definitely do it. This is bad. This is bad. Xia Yifan is going to be ruined.]
[Why are you yelling? There is definitely a twist here. Just wait and see. Our brother is not that kind of person.]
Ruhua raised her hand and swore: "It's okay, it's safe, and it's more exciting during the day. I can let you see every part of my body, so that I can leave the most profound impression on you. This way, I will be satisfied with going to jail."
Xia Yifan was still hesitating, but he was obviously moved.
Ruhua pounced on her directly. Xia Yifan pushed her a few times symbolically, but failed. His hands began to become restless and wandered around Ruhua's body.
He even reached out and pinched the steamed bun.
[Ahhhh, my eyes, Xia Yifan is really broken]
[Don't think you are so noble. If you were in this situation, wouldn't you go? If you go, you're a beast. If you don't go, you're worse than a beast. Which one do you want to be?]
[No, no, no, I don’t believe this. There is definitely a twist. Come on, Brother Yifan.]
[I discovered that Xia Yifan’s fans have a huge advantage, which is that they are stubborn, hahahaha]
[They won't really start it, will no one stop it? I am protesting alone with my real name, please don't stop it.]
[Jointly suggest that the program crew should not stop it, we want to watch the live broadcast]
Ruhua's bun was pinched, her face was shy, and she got off the bed and ran away.
Seeing that the girl was shy, Xia Yifan felt more and more that there was no conspiracy here. He chased after her with his bare chest and played a game of "Come and chase me, King".
The two of them were chasing each other on tiptoe in the huge living room, which looked very romantic, but it confused the netizens who opened their eyes wide and dared not blink.
Finally, Xia Yifan finally caught Ruhua.
Ruhua punched Xia Yifan's chest with her little pink fist and pointed at her collar: "Brother Yifan, can you help me unbutton the buttons?"
The cheongsam she wore had a hollow heart-shaped chest, while the buttons on her neck were fastened tightly. This visual contrast was even more exciting.
With trembling hands, Xia Yifan unbuttoned one button, then the second.
When he was solving the third one, his hand was held down by Ruhua.
There was a light in Xia Yifan's eyes. The more reserved Ruhua was, the more excited he became.
Ruhua was affectionate and her voice was a standard fart voice: "Brother Yifan..."
Xia Yifan's heart skipped a beat and he looked at Ruhua lovingly, waiting for her to say the next sentence.
As a result, Ruhua raised her voice, and her rough voice was comparable to that of the Black Whirlwind Li Kui: "Thank you."
Even Fan Wei couldn't help but sigh after hearing this thank you: Brother, I asked you to imitate, not to surpass.
Poor Xia Yifan was so shocked that he almost peed his pants on the spot.
His hands trembled, his whole body trembled, his facial features were twisted with fear, he stumbled backwards, and finally fell to the ground.
He looked at Ruhua in disbelief. He never expected that such a delicate beauty would have such a hobby.
He is a straight-laced man, he can make a phone call at that time, or on the open windowsill, but he probably can't hold back from imitating a man's voice.
"Brother, I hope I didn't scare you. I also learned a little ventriloquism from my second uncle." Ruhua walked over and rubbed her hands like a child who had done something wrong.
Xia Yifan immediately lost his temper, stood up and held Ruhua in his arms.
He calmed himself and was about to say that he didn't like her talking like a man, but his eyes inadvertently fell on Ruhua's neck.
His pupils contracted violently, and he wanted to push Ruhua out of his arms as if he had been electrocuted.
He almost used all his strength, but...
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