Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up

Xia Yifan clearly used a lot of strength, but failed to push, instead Ruhua held him tighter.

He had goose bumps all over his body and all the hair on his body stood up.

Xia Yifan struggled violently, like a chaste and virtuous man who would rather be killed than humiliated.

His eyes were bloodshot with anxiety, as if he had just killed someone, but it was of no use.

Ruhua hugged him tighter and tighter, her arms holding him like two iron clamps. Xia Yifan felt ashamed and annoyed, and just felt humiliated and anxious.

[I said our brother Yifan is great. I was probably just asking for evidence.]

However, it would be fine if it were just like this. Xia Yifan just felt like he was going to die. He was so sick to death.

Because he saw clearly that Ruhua had an Adam's apple, and he was a fucking man!

If you really have to have sex, it's not impossible, after all, Ruhua's figure and appearance are there.

The problem, the biggest problem, is that now that he is on the weak side, he looks more like a victim.

This Xia Yifan absolutely cannot accept!

He roared and struggled hard, like a beast trapped in a cage, but he was just a bear.

All resistance was in vain.

The veins on Xia Yifan's forehead were throbbing, as if they were about to explode in the next second. He cursed directly: "Fuck #∮ #￥%＆@?~"

All netizens heard was the sound of beeping.

[Did Xia Yifan curse at someone? ]

[Need I say more? They are definitely all organs, and they are related to me, even my eighteen generations of ancestors will not be spared]

[You are talking nonsense. Our brother Yifan is definitely not that kind of person. He is just trying to teach this shameless woman to mend her ways and become a new person.]

[Don't worry about him, Xia Yifan's fans are all blind, we shouldn't treat them like disabled people]

[Woman? The woman's voice was even rougher than mine just now, and it scared me. I am Sherlock Holmes, Conan Doyle, Hilton, guess what? I found a problem that is bigger every day, every day, every day... V me 50, and you will suddenly see the light]

[Fuck! You are obsessed with money.]

[I have an 80-year-old mother and a baby to feed, and I rely on this little money to support my family. If you don’t even give me 50 yuan, Little Red Riding Hood will cry]

[I believed your lies. You old man, you are so bad, be careful not to give birth to a child without an asshole. You poor bastard can only watch a free variety show, and you still go around v-ing you 50, v-ing your mother]

[The above person may be crazy because of poverty. Children in front of the TV should never learn from him.]

Ruhua smiled, but her words were rough and earth-shattering: "Brother, don't be afraid, why are you running? I am your little sweetie."

This voice is more manly than Sylvester Stallone's. Women can never learn that. It further proves that this is a real man.

Xia Yifan: “…”

Xia Yifan wilted on the spot.

He was so angry that he jumped up and down and cursed, "Get out of here, you damned shemale! I'm going to call the police and arrest you!"

Everyone: "..."

[From Thailand? The production crew is so mean, hahaha, you guys must have stripped all the bamboo shoots on the mountain, Xia Yifan is so miserable, he must have wilted already]

[Has Xia Yifan's reputation collapsed? ]

[Even if your whole family collapses, our brother's family will not collapse. There will definitely be a reversal.]

After Xia Yifan jumped up and down and cursed, a light bulb suddenly lit up in his head. He had also heard about Director Niu's pranks on variety shows, and they were as perverted as they could be.

He made such a big noise, but no staff came in to check it out. This can only mean that this might be part of the program team's arrangement.

He actually became a part of the show that was played by millions of netizens. Xia Yifan was panicking. There were only two words in his mind: he might be finished.

But he quickly calmed himself down, his eyes rolled, and a plan came to mind.

After he signed with Guangyao Entertainment, he also received vocal training and had a good voice. He shouted for help at the top of his voice: "Help, someone come quickly, there are friends from Thailand who have broken into my house, call the police quickly."

The sound was so loud that it reached the ears of everyone in the hall on the first floor, so much so that the sound was doubled in the live broadcast.

The staff member couldn't play dead, so he could only knock on the door symbolically and explain with a smile: "Teacher Xia, this Thai friend is an NPC invited by our program team."

"What do you mean by see? What P? I don't believe it. This staff member must have been bribed by you." Xia Yifan looked smart and wise. "I said you were from Thailand and I was just trying to trick you. I didn't expect you all fell for it."

"If you want me to believe you, you have to prove that you are from Thailand. Let's go to the bathroom and show me the remaining Siemens gun."

He grabbed Ruhua's clothes and dragged her into the bathroom.

Ruhua looked at the staff for help, this part was not included in the contract, it was a separate price.

Now that things have been said and done, if he continues to get violent with Xia Yifan, it would be tantamount to a falling out.

Nowadays, all male actors are sissy and delicate. If he hurts him by accident, his appearance fee will not be enough to compensate him.

Just as Ruhua was about to be dragged into the bathroom and the door was about to be closed, she became anxious and clung to the door frame tightly, the sweat on her forehead washing away her foundation.

He finally understood Xia Yifan's previous helplessness.

However, at this moment, Xia Yifan suddenly stopped, patted Ruhua's back in a friendly manner, and laughed.

He extended his hand: "Hello, my friend from Thailand, thank you for your hard work. I knew from the beginning that it was arranged by the production team, because my luck with women is not that good.

I just did some unnecessary things for the sake of realism and show effect, I hope you don’t mind.”

flowery:"……"

Ruhua was petrified on the spot. The staff who came in also opened their mouths and eyes wide, and their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

Netizens: [Ah, this transition is too abrupt. I dug out a 3-bedroom, 1-living-room fantasy castle with my toes]

[The most abrupt reversal in history, bar none, it's hard to say it wasn't intentional. Xia Yifan's attempt to save face is a bit too obvious, isn't he treating the audience like fools?]

[I was completely stunned. Isn't this bullying an honest person? Xia Yifan is simply insulting our intelligence.]

[Celebrate together, spread flowers, spread flowers, Brother Yifan's reversal is finally here. Did you black keyboard players hear it? Everything is acting, our brother's acting skills are more than enough to win the Cannes Best Actor Award, applause]

[Ah, forget it, destroy it, I'm tired, anyway, whether Xia Yifan collapses or not is none of my business. I'll just have fun eating melons, I'll see when he plays]

Ruhua stretched out her hand and shook hands with Xia Yifan in a friendly manner. Taking money to do things and helping others get rid of troubles, anyway, it has become a topic of discussion. As for Xia Yifan's character and whether he is lustful, what does it have to do with him?

Xia Yifan put on a simple T-shirt, put his arm around Ruhua's shoulders, and the two of them went downstairs like good brothers.

I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking I should have passed this level, right?

[No comparison, no harm. Have you watched Xiao Qi's live broadcast room? Hahaha, it made me laugh to death]

Qi Hao kicked Ruyan against the wall, then turned into Tang Monk and muttered to her, teaching her the principles of life, such as not to break into other people's rooms casually, not to get on a boy's bed casually, and girls should respect themselves, etc.

Ruyan was so overwhelmed by what she heard that she almost committed seppuku.

Ruyan simply raised her voice: "Dude, I'm sorry. I'm actually a man."

However, Qi Hao's shock was only for a moment. He quickly accepted the fact and continued to lobby and educate people about love: "Boys should protect themselves outside. Boys should also respect themselves and love themselves..."

Ruyan couldn't stand it anymore and puffed out her chest: "I'm a man, I'm 38e. I have an Adam's apple."

Qi Hao was stunned again. This time, he was shocked for only half a second longer than before. No more.

Not only did he teach about love, he also showed some sympathy and pity for all living beings: "Dude, it's not easy to make a living, right? I heard that people like you in Thailand, although they earn more, their life expectancy is only 40 to 50 years old. Is that true?"

"Alas. I know you were confused for a moment. It's not easy for everyone. I won't call the police, but you have to write a 2-word written apology and promise not to make similar mistakes again.

Otherwise, you will end up in jail sooner or later. Have you ever heard of tears behind bars? Eating steamed bread without a drop of oil, very pitiful, and...”

“Ah——” Ruyan held her head and screamed, “I don’t want to record anymore. I want to go back to Thailand. Help!”

The staff rushed out and explained to Qi Hao that this was just an NPC invited by the program team.

It took Qi Hao only 0.01 seconds to accept this fact. He slapped his head and said, "Oh, so that's how it is. This way, everything can be explained."

"Brother, congratulations, you have not gone astray."

"Brother, I didn't hurt you with those two kicks just now, do you want to go to the hospital for a check-up?"

"brother……"

Ruyan got up and went downstairs. Qi Hao quickly chased after her: "Brother, I didn't mean it just now. Are you angry?"

He scratched the back of his head embarrassedly: "I may be born with the donkey element. If I get frightened in my sleep, I will kick people. If you don't believe me, ask Bai Weiwei. I have kicked her two or three times. I really didn't mean to target you."

Bai Weiwei downstairs: "..."

He was really an innocent victim. He wished he could use needle and thread to sew up the stinky mouth of the weather.

Seeing everyone looking over, Bai Weiwei smiled awkwardly: "Qi Hao likes to kick people in his dreams, and he probably thought he kicked me. It's all a misunderstanding. It's okay. I won't blame him."

Upstairs, Qi Hao and Xia Yifan's two groups met at the stairs.

Xia Yifan looked at Qi Hao, then at Ruyan, the NPC who was driven crazy by Qi Hao, and he curled the corners of his lips.

Qi Hao is extremely strong, he might be able to kill Ruyan right on the spot.

In such a comparison, no one cared about his little mistake.

Xia Yifan went downstairs in a good mood.