Help! The fat daughter has a billion-point vest after breaking up
Chapter 80: Straighten your body and split your toes
As the car bumped along, Lu Yehan let out a moan and fell into Bai Qian's arms.
Bai Qian: “…”
What did she hear just now? Was that voice coming from the Great Devil? How could this be possible?
Bai Qian's whole body was tense, not daring to move.
He also raised his hands, fearing that he would be scammed.
Suddenly, her eyes turned. Could it be that the soul of the Young Lord God had been extracted, and the current Lu Yehan was completely the original Lu Yehan, just with Ye Han's face?
The more Bai Qian thought about it, the more she felt this was the case. The young master was very busy, and he might have left suddenly because of some emergency.
Thinking of this, Bai Qian's tense body slowly relaxed, and her chubby hand reached out and wiped Lu Yehan's face wantonly.
He then grabbed the bouncy cheek and squeezed it.
Hahahaha, so cool.
The young master's face, well, has come to this day.
The Young Lord left in such a hurry that he didn't even have time to take his face with him?
But those national affairs were not something a small employee like him could worry about. Bai Qian grinned, and his smile gradually became evil.
The fat boy touched his chest muscles with his hand.
"hhhhhhhhh..." Bai Qian suddenly laughed wildly towards the sky. The workers who had been suppressed for so long finally stood up and sang like a serf.
squeak--
The car braked suddenly and stopped at Ye Garden.
Shi Yan was completely numb. Bai Qian's magic sound jar almost made him rush into the flower bed.
Mr. Lu and Miss Bai are both more evil than each other. They don't care about the life of a single dog like him at all.
Fortunately, fortunately, I'm home.
Bai Qian: ?So soon? She hasn’t had enough fun yet.
Lu Yehan rested his head on Bai Qian's elephant legs, rubbing against them like a tiger cat, and seemed to be half asleep and half awake.
"Mr. Lu, we're home now. Let me help you." Shi Yan stepped forward.
Lu Yehan, who was "half asleep and half awake", scratched Shi Yan's palm with his fingers.
Shi Yan: “…”
Although he claimed to be the worm in Master Lu's stomach, he seemed to understand and yet not understand such a hint.
If he guessed wrong, it would be a matter of his life.
"Ms. Bai...Ms. Bai," Shi Yan said tentatively, "Master Lu has drunk too much, why don't we just sleep in the car and look at the stars and the moon."
Lu Yehan made a check mark on the assistant’s palm.
Shi Yan continued: "Why don't you stay here, Miss Bai? I'll drive the car to the back garden, where there is a big lotus lake with picturesque scenery. Miss Bai will definitely like it."
Bai Qian: “…”
The car stopped at a place with a small bridge, flowing water and a pavilion for rain shelter.
It is like a paradise on earth, a fairyland, and the endless lotus pond is tens of thousands of hectares.
After parking the car, Shi Yan pressed a button, and the luxury car lengthened and raised, pulling out two beds.
After thinking about it, the young assistant calmly pushed one bed back with his butt, leaving only one.
The luxury car suddenly turned into a beautifully decorated RV, an open-air one with a transparent gauze tent overhead.
It sways and flutters in the breeze.
Shi Yan made an excuse and slipped away.
Bai Qian felt as if she were in a painting. Looking at the beautiful scenery in front of her and the handsome man on her lap, her heart was filled with ups and downs.
Because the scenery here looks very much like a corner of the young master's back garden.
And the person on the legs is also the face of the Young Lord God.
Bai Qian couldn't tell for a moment whether she was in the small world or in the main god space.
It is also uncertain whether the young Lord's soul was really extracted.
Fortunately, Lu Yehan looked like a sleeping beauty all night, and was as well-behaved as a little kitten.
Bai Qian looked at the stars, the moon and the beautiful scenery, rubbing the person in her arms from time to time, and finally fell asleep leaning on the pillow.
Lu Yehan slowly opened his eyes, carried Bai Qian to the bed, laid her down, and covered her with a quilt.
He pulled out another bed and lay down on it, with a smile on his face.
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In a blink of an eye, it was Saturday, the day Bai Qian had been looking forward to.
Catching ghosts in the morning and interviewing a great little puppy in the afternoon, perfect.
Bai Qian wore the same outfit as Lin Zhengying and came to Jubaozhai.
Lu Kang was dressed in a moon-white gown, looking noble and handsome, making Bai Qian look like a charlatan.
Those who were outside looking for trouble and those who wanted to watch the fun had already gathered.
Lu Kang helped move the table, peach wood sword and other things outside.
When Lin Ying saw Bai Qian's outfit, he burst out laughing: "I thought you had invited some expert, it couldn't be you? Are you playing around here, teasing us?"
"Don't worry, it won't be too late to jump after I finish my performance."
"you!"
Lin Ying choked and suddenly pointed at the eaves of the roof, stepping back in fear: "Oh no, the little green ghost is angry. If we don't smash this shop today and make him have nowhere to stay, then everything will be too late."
"Okay, you smash one."
Lin Ying turned around, and an antique phoenix coronet and bridal robe was pressed directly against her face.
The phoenix crown is worn on a bronze statue with a pig's head.
He made eye contact with a pair of pig eyes.
The muscles at the corners of Lin Ying's mouth twitched. He remembered that a phoenix crown like this was sold for 800 million at the last auction. If it was real, he would not dare to smash it even if he had 800 times the courage.
"Don't dare to smash it? Then get out of the way. Watch me take in these little ghosts and keep this area safe."
"half an hour!"
Before Lin Ying could say anything, the word "Bai Qian" came to her lightly.
"Okay, I'll give you half an hour."
Lin Ying gave a wink to his own people scattered everywhere, and in half an hour, if they could catch any evidence against him, they would smash the shop to pieces.
Lu Kang had already formed a circle, which was not much bigger than a millstone.
Originally, he wanted to deliberately interfere with Bai Qian's practice, but if he stuck such a small circle on her to cause trouble, it would be too deliberate.
Lin Ying gritted her teeth and thought, let’s see what you can do in such a tiny place.
"Hey, listen up, demons and monsters. Your father is here, why don't you show yourself up now?"
Many innocent people who were concentrating on watching the movie fell down with a cry of "Ah!" He held his waist and stood up again.
This is too crazy, is this really able to catch ghosts?
"Hey!" The peach wood sword pointed directly at the roof. The little paper man on the table seemed to be summoned. He whooshed from the table to the roof and performed a set of turtle punches following Bai Qian's movements.
Lin Ying's whole body was broken.
This is too much. What is going on? It's obvious that they are making fun of people. Just when I was about to raise my arms and shout "I'm going crazy", the crowd started to riot.
Lin Ying looked over and her eyes flashed.
I saw a little green ghost with a bruised face and nose slowly emerging. It was the size of a palm and had a nose and eyes. It kowtowed to the little paper man and admitted its mistake.
Without saying anything, the little paper man used another set of combined turtle punches, and ended with a beautiful mantis punch to teach the ghost a lesson.
"It's too late to beg for mercy now. This kind of evil ghost deserves to be put to death!"
shhhhh--
The little green ghost was pierced through the heart by thousands of arrows.
The crowd jumped back three steps in shock.
Only Lin Ying and his double acts were left.
Lin Ying: A bunch of cowards. He certainly won't back off, he's still waiting to find something to hold against him.
slam-la-
The smoking hot oil was poured onto the little green ghost, making a sizzling sound.
The little green ghost screamed and shrieked, and its voice was creepy.
The crowd suddenly retreated nine steps.
Boom——
A bolt of lightning struck the little green ghost, and flames burst out all over his body. The little green ghost struggled in pain.
The crowd retreated directly behind the blue brick wall at the corner, daring only to show their heads.
I watched helplessly as the little green ghost turned into ashes, with the ashes floating down.
Lin Ying narrowed her eyes and asked, "Has the little green ghost been subdued?"
Whether he was subdued or not, wasn't it his decision? Bai Qian said he was subdued, but he insisted that he was still alive. With his eloquent tongue, hmph...
However, Bai Qian's peach wood sword suddenly pointed from the roof to Lin Ying, and her expression changed drastically: "Oh no, Immortal, a wisp of the little green ghost's spirit flew onto your body. For the sake of justice, I'm sorry."
Throwing the peach wood sword, Bai Qian attacked directly with a left hook, a lower hook, a sweeping kick, a spinning kick, a backhand grab, and finally a turtle punch and a mantis punch.
After the fight, we don’t stop.
After a series of devilish punches, Lin Ying was already lying straight on the ground, twitching wildly.
Bai Qian took a running step backwards and with a sliding tackle, she shoveled Lin Daxian into the cow dung.
Poor Lin Daxian almost suffocated to death. His friends all pinched their noses and said they didn’t know him. Finally, he struggled to crawl out by himself.
Should the music here be "Snowflakes Falling"?
slam-la-
Bai Qian took the bucket from Lu Kang and poured it all over Lin Ying.
Lin Daxianer was almost choked to death.
"This is black dog blood. It wards off evil." Actually, it's manure mixed with red dye. You're welcome, hehe, you're worth it.
"Daxianer, are you okay? Daxianer?" Bai Qian looked concerned.
Lin Ying sat up in shock from his dying illness, rolled his eyes, and pointed weakly in a direction: "Chase him quickly, the little green ghost has escaped."
What a righteous person.
In that case, don't blame her for using her ultimate killer move.
During the day he pretended to chase her, but halfway through he turned around and headed straight for Lin Ying again.
Lin Ying secretly cried out in dismay.
He watched helplessly as Bai Qian raised her foot and stepped heavily on his chest.
"Cough, cough..." Lin Ying almost coughed out lung cancer.
"You daring little demon, why don't you get out of the immortal's body right away? It's going to never end, right?"
"In that case, don't blame this charlatan for using the ultimate killer weapon!"
Bai Qian held out her hand, and Lu Kang respectfully presented her with an antique porcelain vessel.
Lin Ying had a hunch that something bad was going to happen. Sure enough...
"Great Immortal, this is exorcism water. It can completely kill the little ghost's soul. Just bear with it."
Lin Ying straightened his body. It couldn’t be aqua regia, right?
"Don't worry, as the saying goes, eyes connect to the heart, and the heart connects to the soul. Just spray your eyes, it'll be fine."
Lin Zhengying decisively closed his eyes. Is there no way out this time?
Her eyelids felt painful, and in full view of everyone, Bai Qian directly lifted up Lin Daxianer's eyelids.
"Look, they're rolling their eyes. It's urgent to exorcise the demons. If I don't go to hell, who will?"
Bai Qian had a serious expression as if she wanted to join the party, and she stared into Lin Ying's eyes and scolded him.
Chi chi chi——
Chi chi chi——
Lin Ying straightened her body, split her toes, and her heart was racing: It turned out to be pepper water.
Tears streamed down my face in a second.
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa——”
Lin Ying twisted into a worm in agony, rolling around on the ground and performing various difficult moves.
The scream is so soul-stirring, if you don’t believe me just listen.
"Don't be afraid, it's the little ghost that's being tortured, not Lin Daxianer."
Lin Ying: "..."
I’m convinced. I’m completely convinced this time.
"Great Immortal, hold on. If the little green ghost hasn't been killed yet, I still have this exorcism water."
Lin Ying: “…” That’s too much.
"No need, I will take him in right now."
Enduring the pain, he stood up with a somersault.
He imitated Bai Qian and performed a set of turtle punches and then a set of mantis punches.
He pounded the air with a bang.
As soon as he sticks out his butt, he kicks a few times without shadow, "Shua, swish, swish."
The movements were so fast that afterimages could be seen.
This is really risking your life.
The onlookers were even more stunned.
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