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Finally, with two swollen eyes, he smiled uglier than crying: "Little Green Ghost has completely lost his soul."

"Really?" I didn't believe it. Bai Qian blinked innocently.

Lin Ying straightened his head again and nodded: "It is as real as real gold. Fellow villagers, there is no need to panic. All the bad luck that has befallen you has also dissipated."

Bai Qian put away the gleam in her eyes. It turned out that the easiest way to teach someone a lesson was to give them a round of punches.

If the originator of the rumor personally clarifies it, the rumor will disappear in a second.

She is really a little genius.

"Yeah!"

The crowd burst into applause.

The excited people seemed to be able to feel the black energy on their bodies disappear without a trace. It was Wu Gui who rushed over with a light body, waving his arms, and threw Lin Ying high into the sky.

Then he didn't catch it.

boom!

Lin Luo's mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted, and his brains were about to be smashed out.

He was filled with regret. How could he be so unlucky? This damn girl was indeed quite capable.

But thinking of his employer's commission, he still wanted to hold on.

The excited crowd followed the devil's steps again, their hands shaking like Parkinson's: "Don't be afraid, Master, I will definitely catch it this time."

Lin Ying: "..."

Grandma, I believed your lies.

"Let's go!" Lin Ying waved his hand, and the younger brothers behind him followed him, and a group of people ran away.

The excited crowd said: "Hey, where are the people?"

"Just now it seemed like some big black rats ran by, a group of them."

"The immortal has gone to chase the rat demon. He really works hard for the peace of this street." People wiped their tears, their eyes red with emotion.

Looking at Bai Qian, his eyes were also filled with gratitude.

But they didn't dare to throw it, for fear that they would not be able to catch it and be crushed into a human pancake.

Just as Lin Ying and his group turned into the alley, with their three big front teeth showing in a smile after surviving the disaster, they were forced into the car one by one by twisting their necks and putting black hoods on their heads.

Lin Ying and others: "..."

Chao! What's going on?

"Dear handsome young men and beautiful young ladies, the little green ghost has been eliminated, and everyone will live a long life. In the future, I hope you will promote our shop well."

When everyone heard this, they all wished they could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

Before, not only did they cause Bai Qian to lose her business, they also almost smashed her shop. Now Bai Qian repays evil with kindness, not only helping to catch ghosts, but also wishing them a long life. I'm really crying.

So a group of people swarmed into Bai Qian's Jubaozhai. The rich ones came to support her with money, and the poor ones came to support her with their presence.

Only one dark shadow went against the flow, rushed out of the crowd, glared viciously at the shop, and disappeared.

Bai Qian saw this and curled the corners of her lips.

The bait has been put out, now we just have to wait for the big fish to take the bait.

What we just had was just an appetizer.

Jubaozhai finally opened.

In a short time, he sold 10 antiques and earned millions.

That’s not all. New customers kept pouring into the shop and old customers kept calling in online.

200 million in cash.

In addition, from time to time, there are ambulances passing through the Antique Street. They are all nearby shop owners who have pink eye.

The competitors are enemies. When the competitors are in trouble, they jump up and down with joy; when the competitors are rich, they scream in pain.

Who can bear to watch the customers in your shop go to give money to your arch-enemy?

There were many people lying on the ground, twitching wildly, breathing oxygen and waiting in line for the ambulance to take them away.

Bai Qian smiled.

The shop was as busy as a vegetable market, and the business that had been slow for several months had paid off. It could be said that if you didn't open for a year, you could make enough money to eat for a year after reopening.

It just squeezed Bai Qian so hard that she became a lot flatter.

Lu Kang silently pulled Bai Qian out of the crowd and asked her to stay at the counter.

Haha, can someone as gentle as jade also be domineering sometimes?

Slurp, slurp, there are thousands of handsome men with different faces, but I am just moved but don’t take any action. I walk through a sea of ​​flowers without getting a single leaf on me. This little life is so comfortable that it makes me feel dizzy.

But as soon as Lu Kang walked out, he was surrounded by the enthusiastic crowd and was immediately squeezed into a paper man.

The account book in Bai Qian's hand fell to the ground with a thud.

duang~Duang~Duang~

A deafening gong sounded outside the door, attracting everyone's attention.

Bai Qian narrowed her eyes.

It's finally here, a little slow.

"Boss, it's Zhu Jiaolong." Lu Kang's handsome eyebrows frowned, "It seems he is here to cause trouble."

Zhu Jiaolong was the sub-landlord who rented the shop and antiques to Lu Kang.

If those antiques worth tens of millions were not sold, they would all still belong to Zhu Jiaolong after a year. Now that so many of them have been sold, wouldn’t Zhu Jiaolong’s heart be bleeding?

He must be as anxious as the monkeys on the Flower-Fruit Mountain, baring his teeth and twisting his nose, eager to pounce on anyone he sees.

"Don't worry, just watch me perform."

Bai Qian tidied her appearance and walked out of the counter. The next second, she was pushed out of the shop by the crowd.

Bai Qian: “…”

They are indeed all fun-loving people who rush to wherever there is excitement.

Outside the door, Zhu Jiaolong was standing on the ground with a big belly, and the words "launch an army to hold the culprit accountable" were almost written on his face.

A few young Taoist priests were beating gongs and drums. Their arms were swinging so hard that afterimages were left. How much was the announcement fee paid?

There was another mysterious old man who looked like a charlatan. It was obvious that Zhu Ying had run away, so he invited another one.

"Boss Bai, it was Zhu Ying who chased that little green ghost away, but you are shamelessly taking credit for it."

"Also, although the little green ghost ran away, his great-grandfather is still alive. What is your intention in not caring about other people's lives?"

The great-grandfather is gone, but there are still the great-great-grandfather, the heavenly ancestor, the fierce ancestor, the great-great-grandfather, the first ancestor, the first ancestor, the great-great-grandfather... well, it's just like a nesting doll.

The purpose is to make Bai Qian’s shop unable to operate.

"If you say there is one, then there is one. I say no. Even if you say there is one, I will take him in immediately."

Zhu Jiaolong thought of Lin Ying's miserable appearance just now, shrank his neck, and gave the charlatan a look.

The charlatan was completely unaware of the tragic end of the previous Taoist friend and still acted like a master.

He stroked his beard and took a step forward: "I am Zhuang Hu, Boss Zhu has just told me everything."

As he spoke, his half-closed eyes suddenly widened, and he pointed his orchid finger at Bai Qian: "You are just a charlatan who pretends to be a god."

Bai Qian scratched her ears, wanting to hear more.

"First they pretended to be a ghost, then they killed the ghost in public. It was just a disguised publicity to increase the traffic of the shop."

"The so-called ghost knocking on the door is nothing more than toad blood smeared on the door to attract bats. When someone hears the noise and pushes the door, the bats will naturally be scared away, creating the illusion of a ghost knocking on the door."

"The so-called bamboo basket for water is nothing more than frog eggs with black spots removed and smeared on the inside of a bamboo basket. The mucus is transparent and waterproof, so the water will naturally not spill out."

"And the copper coin was taken out of the oil pan. It was just a layer of oil on top and a layer of white vinegar on the bottom. The boiling point of vinegar is relatively low. After the vinegar boils, the oil on top is not hot yet, so it is easy to take out the copper coin."

"And the ghost-catching trick you just performed was low-level," Zhuang Hu stretched out his index finger like Guo Degang, swinging it seductively from side to side.

"It's just that they used a series of tools such as phenolphthalein and lime. Lime will naturally emit white smoke when it meets water, and phenolphthalein will naturally turn red when combined with ether ketone, which looks like blood."

"And that lifelike fight between the little people, if I'm not mistaken, it's just a shadow play."

"Boss Bai, you use these childish tricks to deceive innocent people. Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

The onlookers didn't believe it at first.

But after listening to Zhuang Hu's clear and logical explanation and thinking about it carefully, it was indeed the case, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Bai Qian began to change.

Seeing that Bai Qian was tired from standing, Lu Kang brought over a throne.

Bai Qian sat down, put her hands on the back of the chair, and felt like she was sitting on the dragon throne.

Don't blame her for raising the price by 10% for these fence-sitters. She has no conscience to rip these people off.

"What kind of tiger is this Zhuang? All the things are here. You can check them as you like."

Zhuang Hu curled his lips and said, "Even if the sky falls, you still have your mouth to hold it up. You are still stubborn even when you are about to die. Well, I will let you die with a clear conscience."

Zhuang Hu went up to check it out personally, and the onlookers all stretched their necks.

As a result, no matter what Zhuang Hu did, no white smoke came out, and no matter how hard he stirred, no blood came out.

Sweat was pouring down his forehead, and he personally carried a ladder to the eaves to check.

The sun was high at that time, and his old face was burnt by the sun. A burning smell came out, but he did not find any tricks. There was no secret compartment to hide the shadow play at all.

What the hell does this happen?

Bai Qian's eyes were cold. Zhuang Hu was right, everything was just a trick.

But there are also levels of deception. She is at the highest level, while Zhuang Hu is still at the pathetic bottom, so there is no way he can find out what is going on.

"These props must have been replaced by you. I have a way to prove that you are playing tricks."

Soon, a pot of hot oil was brought up.

Bubbling, it has reached boiling point.

Throw a few copper coins in it.

Zhuang Hu sneered: "This time it's not vinegar and oil, but real peanut oil."

"Yes, yes, it's peanut oil. This aroma is so authentic."

The onlookers nodded.

"What's the big deal about having fragrance? Haven't you heard of peanut oil essence?" someone shouted.

Before he could finish his words, someone had already fried a pot of fried dough twists on the spot and distributed them to everyone.

It's hot and fragrant. This is real hot oil.

Some people even went up to grab the fried dough twists, and accidentally splashed a few drops of oil on them, causing them to scream in pain and get blisters in a moment.

No one suspected that there was anything fishy about the oil.

The fire crackled beneath them, and the oil pan boiled more boiling than before.

"Boss Bai, what do you think? If you dare to take the copper coins again, I will believe that you have real Dao skills like me."

Zhuang Hu stroked his beard, his eyes gleaming with a shrewd light.

Bai Qian looked at Zhuang Hu's wide sleeves and raised her eyebrows.

"It seems that you are afraid. Let me open your eyes." Zhuang Hu came to the oil pan and shook his wide sleeves.

Everyone craned their necks again.

Come on, come on, this time there really is a mountain higher than another,

Being able to catch up with this excitement is like a small knife piercing the butt and opening up a big eye.