Substitute Bride: The Gentle Husband of the Evil Girl is Crazy and Wild

Here he comes, here he comes again.

Li Xiaoyu took Gu Fei's weird gentleness as a compliment.

She took the brush off her upper lip and said, "No, no, I think my husband is smarter."

Gu Fei was not stupid, so how could he not hear that she was teasing him.

He stood up and walked towards the main room, facing the girl with his well-behaved face, and asked in a noncommittal manner, "Madam, how can I, a blind man, be called smart? Madam, you will find a way."

Li Xiaoyu looked at the parrot perched on his shoulder.

Paying attention to his movements, I saw him reach out to the edge of the table and slowly sit down on the bench.

She rubbed her nose and chuckled, "How can my husband underestimate himself? You are familiar with every location in the house without the help of crutches, and you haven't fallen down yet. I can't compare with you in terms of intelligence."

"And I thought about it. If it were me, my forehead would probably be dented."

Gu Fei placed his right hand on the table and his left hand hung at his side.

Listening to the woman's hypocritical words, he clenched his left hand into a fist and tapped the thumb nail with his index finger.

When mocking him, she calls him husband, and at other times, she calls him Gu Fei.

You even mocked him for pretending to be blind. I think you, Li Xiaoyu, are quite good at pretending.

He curled his lips slightly and smiled bitterly, "Madam is always busy with her own things and never saw me in such a mess. It's my fault."

He was silent for a moment, then continued, "Madam, I haven't washed myself for a few days, and I can't take a bath alone. I wonder if you can help me?"

The humble tone coupled with his well-behaved appearance made him look pitiful.

Li Xiaoyu's pupils froze.

She tilted her head and looked outside the main room. It was autumn and there was no spring breeze, so how did they end up talking about taking a bath?

I don’t know if it was because she shouted too loudly when selling goods today, but her throat felt a little uncomfortable.

She coughed hard and refused softly: "Husband, my throat is uncomfortable and it's difficult for me to touch water. I'll boil some water for you and you can wash it yourself."

Gu Fei sneered in her heart, but still looked weak and vulnerable.

"Madam, if you think the wound on my leg is ugly, you can just say so. Why use this excuse to reject me? You are my wife. No matter what you ask me to do, I will not blame you."

Hearing this, the parrot turned its head and stared at Gu Fei, its round eyes full of surprise.

Li Xiaoyu scratched the bump on her forehead speechlessly. She couldn't help but complain in her heart: We've only been together for a few days, and you're talking about such deep affection.

Do you believe it when you tell me?

Looking at his handsome face, even though they were playing yin and yang with each other, the wounds on his body were real.

So that she couldn't say anything too harsh.

He replied: "You misunderstood, my throat is really uncomfortable."

She briefly told him about today's sales.

It would have been fine if he hadn't said anything. Once he said it, Gu Fei would know even more. He frowned and blamed himself, "Madam, why didn't you tell me earlier? I misunderstood you. I'll go boil some water for you now."

He stood up quickly but calmly.

The moment he stood up, the parrot left his shoulder, flew to the table, and looked at the two of them with its head tilted.

Seeing him walking out, Li Xiaoyu was afraid that he might sleepwalk, so he burned down the kitchen.

I quickly grabbed him and said, "I'm not thirsty now."

"Madam, if your throat hurts, you should drink hot water. You don't let me go, but you think I'm blind and can't do these things?"

Hearing his gentle and humble voice, Li Xiaoyu thought of four words.

The tea smells like tea.

She put her hand under her nose and coughed hard, trying to cough out the phlegm in her throat, but it was no use.

She could only put her hand on Gu Fei's shoulder, pushed him back onto the bench, and praised him seriously: "My husband is well-mannered and handsome, I admire him so much, how could I dislike you?"

They were conversing, and the parrot's head tilted to the left and then to the right.

Listen very carefully.

When Gu Fei sat down again, Li Xiaoyu looked up and saw the parrot staring at him slyly.

I don’t know what new words it has learned.

Just as she was about to go back to study the portrait, the man spoke again: "Madam, if you don't mind me, can you help me wipe my back?"

He added another sentence, directly blocking Li Xiaoyu's retreat.

"Warm water doesn't hurt your throat."

Li Xiaoyu almost stumbled. Why did he bring the topic back to the topic...

She lowered her eyes to stare at the man, and in the blink of an eye, she noticed that the corner of his mouth curled up almost imperceptibly.

Gu Fei's expression disappeared very quickly if one hadn't looked carefully.

You can't tell at all.

If he still didn't understand that he was making fun of him, Li Xiaoyu would feel that he had wasted several years as a worker.

She slowly returned to her seat and said cooperatively, "My husband asked me twice, and it would seem a bit heartless if I refused."

"Not only do I have to help my husband wipe his back clean, I also have to help you wipe your entire body clean, after all, it's inconvenient for you to use one hand."

At this point, she cast her gaze towards Gu Fei's waist, and lowered her voice in a slightly hoarse tone: "Alright, husband."

As a worker, she can endure any hardship.

The only thing I can't handle is talking.

whole body…

Gu Fei's eyelashes trembled slightly, and the index finger of her left hand hanging by her side suddenly clenched.

The sound is not loud and can't be heard on a dry and windy day.

"lady..."

He had just uttered two words when the parrot interrupted him.

The little thing flew to his shoulder, glanced at Li Xiaoyu with its little round eyes, and started to complain with its eagle-hook-like mouth again.

"Li Xiaoyu is looking at your lower body...Li Xiaoyu is looking at your lower body..."

As the bird chirped, Li Xiaoyu froze in place.

The main room became quiet in an instant, with only the rustling sound of bamboo in the wind outside reaching their ears.

Reminding them that time has not stopped.

After a long while, Gu Fei's low and emotionless voice sounded: "I said that no matter what Madam wants to do to me, I won't mind. If Madam really wants to see it, you can come over..."

Before he could finish his words, a slender hand suddenly covered his mouth.

Li Xiaoyu laid his upper body on the table, his palm covering Gu Fei's lips, and hurriedly explained to him.

"Don't listen to the parrot's nonsense. I didn't see your lower body."

As she spoke, her eyes turned to the parrot, glaring at it like a bully.

Unfortunately, the parrot didn't buy her trick and continued to expose her, "Parrots never lie, never lie."

Looking at this ignorant parrot, Li Xiaoyu really wanted to roast it.

She opened her mouth and silently said to it, "Shut up."

I don’t know whether the parrot understood or not, but it not only didn’t shut up, it shouted even more happily.

"Parrots never lie...never lie."

There was an annoying sound of birds in her ears and her mouth was still covered. The moment the five fingers touched her face, a feeling of nausea surged into Gu Fei's heart.

If he had thought that killing her would cause trouble.

At that moment, I really wanted to kill her.

He raised his left hand from below, half-clenched it and suddenly stretched it towards Li Xiaoyu's neck.

At this time, Li Xiaoyu, who was still fighting wits and courage with the parrot, had no idea that he was teetering on the brink of death.

She was so angry that she wanted to catch the dying bird because it wouldn't shut up.

Then give it two more slaps on its little mouth.

She covered Gu Fei's mouth with her left hand and could only use her right hand to catch the parrot.

When his hand suddenly stretched out, Gu Fei's left hand also came up, and both of them moved very quickly.

The next moment, Li Xiaoyu opened his five fingers and suddenly grasped Gu Fei's hand.