Substitute Bride: The Gentle Husband of the Evil Girl is Crazy and Wild

The sudden accident left Li Xiaoyu stunned.

Gu Fei was also stunned for a moment.

The former didn't know what he was going to do by suddenly reaching out his hand, so he quickly pulled his hand back, and then took advantage of the moment when the parrot was stunned to grab it in his hand.

"Um...excuse me, I was just trying to catch a bird."

After saying that, she took her left hand away from the man's mouth, then held the parrot in her arms and trotted to the kitchen.

After running a few steps, the parrot came back to its senses. It chirped, "You idiot, you're going to die! You idiot, you're going to die!"

"Scold as hard as you can. I'll make sure you can't curse anymore."

Listening to the gradually fading sounds of people and birds, Gu Fei sat on the bench with his back straight and a relaxed posture.

He lowered his eyes and glanced at his left hand.

Because I couldn't see, the touch on my hands was more intuitive. It was obvious that Li Xiaoyu had left.

But he could still feel the warmth of her hand in his palm.

His brows were relaxed, his eyes were slightly closed, and his lazy and indifferent expression made it impossible to tell what he was thinking.

At this time in the kitchen, Li Xiaoyu held the parrot under his armpit, lit the hay and threw it into the stove, and when it was burning vigorously, he took the parrot in his hand.

Then put it into the stove.

"Come on, come on, you like scolding me, I'll let you scold me."

Birds are afraid of fire, let alone a clever parrot. As soon as it was placed on the platform outside the stove, the heat waves from the flames frightened the parrot.

It struggled hard in Li Xiaoyu's hands, but its hooked beak still screamed, "Don't kill the bird, don't kill the bird, don't kill the bird."

Normally it only repeats a sentence twice, but now it is repeated three times.

You can imagine how scared it was.

Seeing its silly look without any fear, Li Xiaoyu snorted twice and turned his hand with his palm facing upwards.

The man and the bird looked into each other's eyes.

She crossed her legs and asked leisurely, "Are you still scolding me?"

"No more scolding."

A man who knows the times is a handsome bird. This parrot has a future.

"Who's the idiot then?"

If you want to pretend, you have to pretend to the end. Gu Fei walked towards the kitchen. As soon as he got outside, he heard the silly parrot say, "I am a fool, I am a fool."

"....", stupid parrot.

Li Xiaoyu smiled happily. How could a small parrot dare to go against such a crazy woman like her?

You really underestimate the power of Dianniang.

He gently tapped the parrot's beak and said in a pretentious manner, "Since you are so sensible, you will be called Gua Wa Zi from now on. Do you understand?"

"The idiot knows. The idiot knows."

These words made Li Xiaoyu laugh. She suppressed the smile and touched its blue-green feathers with satisfaction.

"It would have been great if you knew what to do earlier. Let's go have fun."

Then she picked up the parrot with both hands and lifted it up gently.

It, which had been renamed Guawazi, immediately flapped its wings and flew towards the door. As soon as it arrived at the door, it ran into Gu Fei.

It flew to his shoulder and stopped immediately as if it had found a support.

The bird is solid and fat, and when it shivers its feathers look like a fluffy cotton ball.

It trembled as it accused Li Xiaoyu of his evil deeds, and at the end it added: "The idiot is afraid... The idiot is afraid."

Gu Fei ignored it and limped into the kitchen.

After Li Xiaoyu released the bird, she washed her hands and added a few more scoops of water into the pot to prepare for cooking.

Seeing the man come in, she asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

The first thing she thought of was that Gu Fei needed help, not that he would come to help.

Gu Fei followed the direction of the sound, and walked towards her while checking for obstacles around her. "I heard Madam pouring water, but do you want to boil some hot water to drink?"

The kitchen has chopping boards and other utensils, and wooden barrels are also placed here.

Worried that he would fall, Li Xiaoyu put down the gourd and walked over to support him, explaining in a gentle voice: "No, I'm boiling water to cook. Are you hungry?"

"Not hungry." Gu Fei had long forgotten what it felt like to be hungry.

Hearing this, Li Xiaoyu pursed his lips and said, "Then you should stay in the main room. There are many small objects in the kitchen, which may easily trip you up."

There was no malice in her words, and Gu Fei heard it, and he kept his disguise in mind.

His voice was gentle: "Since I am married to my wife, I naturally cannot let my wife work alone."

Li Xiaoyu raised her eyebrows, looked up at him with a hint of surprise in her eyes.

Does he want to help?

Looking towards the kitchen, she found that the only job she could give him was cooking. She didn't hesitate or hesitate, and asked directly, "You cooked really well when you were sleepwalking last time. Do you want to cook for me?"

When Gu Fei heard him talk about sleepwalking, she thought of Baozi again.

There was a hint of unnaturalness between his brows.

After a moment, he smiled and said, "Okay."

He supported him and slowly walked to the back of the stove. He saw Gu Fei sitting on a small stool. The parrot saw the fire burning in the stove.

He left a sentence: "You idiot are scared."

Then he flew away as if running for his life.

After Gu Fei sat down steadily, Li Xiaoyu followed the parrot out of the kitchen and saw it sitting alone on the beam.

She leisurely returned to the kitchen, fearing that Gu Fei would worry about the bird.

She told him about the parrot flying onto the beam and then went to knead the dough.

In fact, Gu Fei doesn’t care about the life or death of the idiot at all.

While cooking, Li Xiaoyu would stand on tiptoe from time to time to look at the pile of firewood behind the stove.

She was afraid that the man would send sparks onto the firewood pile and burn down the kitchen.

I had a simple bowl of clear soup noodles for lunch.

Thinking that there was still a lot of things to do, Li Xiaoyu started working without even taking a nap.

Gu Fei had no habit of taking a nap. He wanted to paint, so he told Li Xiaoyu about his idea. The latter placed the pen, ink, paper and inkstone for him, and then held his wrist to let him know where the things were.

Then he left home and went to the village's public haystack to pull hay.

She also planned to borrow a ladder tomorrow to fix the holes in the roof.

The stove for making pot cakes is also being made, but she discovered some problems with the bonding during the process, so she uses an electric stove.

Nowadays, almost no one still uses earthen stoves, but in this era, earthen stoves are the only ones available.

This needs further research.

He tied up the hay and piled it against the wall, then washed his hands and returned to the main room to continue working on the portrait of the wanted criminal.

She sat down opposite Gu Fei, spinning in circles with an inkless brush in her hand, her feet on the crossbeams of the table legs, her toes lifting left and right rhythmically.

The paper was in front of her, but she didn't know where to start.

Looking forward, I saw Gu Fei holding the brush in his left hand. Even though there was something pressing down on the paper, he would still stop for a moment after every few strokes.

Feel the paper with your hand to see if it has moved, then continue drawing.

He, a blind man, could draw what he had in mind in an orderly manner, while she, an ordinary person who could see everything in the world, lacked accurate imagination.

If a wanted criminal stood in front of her, she could restore 90 percent of his identity.

But her imagination was somewhat limited when it came to reconstructing the appearance based on the description of the yamen runners.

He rested his elbows on the table, curled his five fingers into a fist and supported his face, and took a deep breath, "I'm angry."

It's so hard to make money in this day and age.

Listening to the woman's sigh, Gu Fei felt annoyed. He put on a good show on the surface and put the brush back into the pen holder.

"Ma'am, why are you sighing?"

The deep voice was soft and caring.

Hearing the voice, Li Xiaoyu turned his gaze to him again, pursed his lips and scratched behind his ear.

Then I told him about the portrait.

After listening to her story, Gu Fei thought for a moment and asked her, "Madam, how did the bailiff describe the wanted criminal to you?"