The programmer and his woman

The computers and network equipment were successfully installed and deployed yesterday. Today, because the network department had other arrangements, only four people from our programming team and colleagues from the operation and maintenance team went together. The company also changed the car. The bus that could accommodate many people in the past has been replaced by the current seven-seater Jinbei commercial vehicle.

Sister Wang sat in the co-pilot seat, leaving five seats behind. Lao Zhao, Lao Zhang and I tacitly chose to sit in the last row, and the two seats in front were reserved for colleagues from the operation and maintenance team. Soon, Manager Sun from the operation and maintenance team and two female colleagues came to the front of the car. Manager Sun saw at a glance that there were not enough seats. He knew that the four members of our programming team were the key to this mission and could not be absent. So he considered adjusting personnel from his own team.

Manager Sun turned to Wenwen and said apologetically, "Wenwen, there are not enough seats this time. Can you please…"

But Wenwen didn't wait for him to finish and responded coquettishly: "No, I want to go."

Manager Sun glanced at another female colleague. In fact, I could see that this female colleague really didn't want to go, but Manager Sun liked her the most and liked to take her wherever he went. She was also the prettiest among the female colleagues in the operation and maintenance team, with long legs, tall stature, and good skin, so Manager Sun liked to harass her the most. Before this female colleague took the initiative to resign, Wenwen said, "I can sit on Brother Wang's lap." As she said that, she quickly jumped into the car and sat next to me. My heart tightened, worried that it would be uncomfortable to sit like this all the way. When I was trying to find a reason to decline, the other two colleagues had already quickly got on the car. I shouted, "Go, oil master," and heard the car rush out with a bang.

This master who only steps on the accelerator is really a "wild school" in the driving world! His driving skills are simply amazing, and he can instantly transform a Jinbei car into an off-road overlord - a Wrangler! Facing rugged paths or high steps, he never backs down, and he steps on the accelerator hard, and the car jumps up as if it is endowed with magic, which is simply jaw-dropping.

This driver not only has superb driving skills, but is also a warm-hearted "Living Lei Feng". Whenever we want to get off the car and take a few steps, he would wave his hand and say generously: "Hey, you're welcome! Get in, I'll just step on the gas!" In this way, he can always take us to every corner of the city, letting us feel unprecedented speed and passion.

Over time, we all affectionately called him "Master Yijiao Oil". He is not only a driving expert in our hearts, but also the happy fruit of our journey.

Seeing Wenwen sitting firmly, I sighed helplessly and could only silently endure the "intimate" contact along the way. Wenwen's butt has never been quiet since she sat on the car, always moving around, and Lao Zhao, who sits next to me, likes to make fun of Wenwen.

Hey Wenwen, your brother Wang can't stand you moving him like that. Your brother Wang is still young, so please don't lead him astray.

After listening to what Lao Zhao said, I suddenly realized that Lao Zhao might be talking about that kind of thing. I was so embarrassed that my face turned red. Wenwen saw my embarrassment at this time and laughed: "I've been sitting on you for a long time. Let you rest for a while. I'll take someone else's seat."

I saw Wenwen move to the side. Lao Zhao had a sly smile on his face, waiting for her to come over. But Wenwen passed Lao Zhao and sat on Lao Zhang's lap. Lao Zhang, who was always honest, was so nervous that he felt like he was frozen all the way and didn't dare to move. I felt that even the muscles on his face were stiff. He must be very nervous at this moment. Wenwen sat very properly at this moment, which was completely different from when she was on my lap. I realized that she was not really shaking just now, but this sister did it on purpose.

Chatting and laughing along the way, we came to the Maternal and Child Health Hospital where we had been yesterday. This time we learned our lesson and resolutely did not go to the director's office to rest. Instead, we put on hospital coats and followed the operation and maintenance colleagues to the site for installation and training.

This job sounds easy, but it is really difficult when you do it! Now when I look at the work of my operation and maintenance colleagues, I really admire them.

Take the first room I went to, for example. There were several elderly ladies inside, all of them were elderly doctors. They couldn't even use a mouse or keyboard when asked to work on a computer. I was teaching an elderly lady how to use a mouse when I saw an elderly doctor with white hair practicing not far away. In order to click a button, he moved the mouse to another doctor's table next to him. It seemed that it was not enough, and he was still looking for something that could allow him to move in that direction. I looked and saw that the mouse cable was stretched straight and would break if I tried harder, so I had to put down the work at hand and ran over quickly.

Oh, old doctor, if you use the mouse like this, even a few more tables won’t be enough! Try picking up the mouse and putting it down again, and just move it again! I held the old doctor’s hand and tried it several times. He finally figured it out and said with a smile: "At our age, how can we use these high-tech things? The dean has also ordered that we must be able to write prescriptions using the computer. Alas, there is no way, I have to practice typing on the computer, pity my old bones!" I looked at the old comrades in this room, this job is really a long and arduous journey!

The hospital is not full of old doctors, there are also young ones! Look, there is a young male doctor in this room. However, it is not that he does not know how to use the computer, but the keyboard is really broken! It is normal for one or two of these computer equipment purchased in bulk to have problems.

I checked it for him and found that there was indeed a problem! Then I went to the colleagues in the operation and maintenance team to get a new one to replace it. When I was squatting to change the keyboard, I didn't know where the doctor went. A patient came in, but I was squatting to change the keyboard, and I didn't know who went out and who came in.

When I stood up after changing the keyboard and wanted the doctor to try again, oops, the doctor was gone! In front of me was a middle-aged woman with her upper body naked! She was pointing at her spot, holding my hand, and asked me to help her check what was wrong. I was dumbfounded and quickly waved my hands and said, "It's not me!" I looked down and saw that I was wearing a coat, otherwise people would definitely misunderstand! But we have to wear coats when we work here, this is the hospital's rule! I was anxious and didn't know how to explain to this lady, but fortunately the doctor came back. As soon as he walked in, he saw my embarrassed look and laughed.

Oh, you are scaring other people’s children again. They are from another department. I am a doctor, so just come to me and don’t blame them.

When the woman heard that I had found the wrong person, she let go of my hand and apologized quickly. I just said, "Doctor, we have replaced the keyboard for you. Contact us if you have any problems." Then I ran away in panic.

Who knew I would just get out of the dragon's den and into the tiger's den! I had no idea what the B-ultrasound room was for, but when I entered, I saw a young girl doing an examination with her lower body naked. I was so scared that I quickly retreated, my heart pounding. Oh my god, the operation and maintenance team only recruited female employees, so this is the reason! What's going on! I have to quickly find Manager Sun and ask him to find someone else to solve the problem.

I found a male department, and it would be better to go there to solve the problem. The doctor in this male department is an old doctor, and he is examining a man for fertility problems. It's the same scene again, and I can see everything I should and shouldn't see about my lower body. Fortunately, I am a man.

The old doctor put on gloves and fiddled with the male patient's body for a few times. Seeing that he had a reaction soon, he asked him to pull up his pants and said, "It shouldn't be a big problem. Go get a test first."

I thought it was interesting, so I looked at it for a while longer, and then I heard the old doctor say, "Do you want me to check it for you?" Haha, no, I don't have that problem, your examination is quite interesting, and I can make a judgment with just this examination."

We all make a living by our years of experience. I hate you guys the most. You use a lot of high-tech to make things difficult for us, the elderly doctors. Are your things really useful? I don't think so! After a lot of examinations, the conclusion you get is the same as mine. In many cases, your judgment is not as accurate as ours. The old doctor kept talking non-stop, and it seemed that he had a lot of opinions about us. I think this is a really difficult problem, but I'm here to help, so I'll leave it to Manager Sun.

So I came to the pharmacy leisurely. This part of the program was written by Sister Wang. I happened to see Sister Wang arguing with the doctor in the department. I pricked up my ears and listened. It seemed that she was saying something like if it was not changed, it would not be used.

The doctor shouted angrily, "Don't use the dean to pressure me! The accounts don't add up at all, and the dean knows it. If you put it into the system like this, what will we do with our deficit? You must find a way, otherwise we will not use it, and it will be useless no matter what you say!"

Oh my god, I secretly groaned in my heart, what's going on? Why are there so many problems! It seems that there is a problem with their internal accounts. After using this system, they can't do those tricks.

Anyway, I just heard a few words about this, and I guess that's what it meant. This matter is too difficult to handle. It seems that Sister Wang has taken on a hot potato. I'd better not get involved and go somewhere else.

I wandered along the way, looking at the window introductions along the way. Hey, guess what, this is a maternal and child health care hospital! I happened to pass by the reproductive department at this moment, no wonder most of the content is related to fertility. This trip was really worthwhile. I watched the video explanation of post-marital fertility in the corridor for a while, and finally figured out a lot of things I didn’t understand before. Thinking back to the time when I had nocturnal emission, I foolishly thought I had a terminal illness and even thought about writing a suicide note. Oh, I am so uneducated!

I continued walking forward and unknowingly arrived at the bargaining area. Hey, this bargaining area is really nice, there are many beauties! I picked the most beautiful one and asked her how the system was. Wow, this girl is really amazing, she just installed the system yesterday, and she was able to use it today and was quite proficient. I looked at her pretty face and thought, it must be fun to chat with her.

You wouldn't know until you talk to her. It turns out that this beautiful sister is almost 30 years old and still has no partner! This is too good to be true! Then I asked her, "What do you think of this system?" The beautiful sister said, "It's very useful." I continued, "Then do you know who wrote it? I'll call him over so you can meet him." After that, I excitedly ran to Lao Zhang and said excitedly, "Comrade Lao Zhang, your marriage is going to be a success. I saw a super beautiful sister at the bargaining counter, and she doesn't have a partner yet! I told her that I would introduce you two to each other, and she agreed! Come with me to meet her. I tell you, this sister is so beautiful, you will definitely like her at first sight!"

At this time, Lao Zhang was still smiling foolishly: "Hey, Xiao Wang, don't lie to me."

I put on a serious look, patted my chest and assured, "Oh, Lao Zhang, I swear, I'm not lying to you! She's really pretty. Come on, come on, I'll pull you over, I guarantee you'll like her when you see her."

As I said that, I couldn't wait to pull Lao Zhang's hand and walk towards the beauty. Lao Zhang was dragged by me all the way. Although there was still a hint of shyness on his face, his eyes could not help but look in that direction.

As we approached, Lao Zhang's eyes were instantly attracted by the beauty. His eyes widened as if he had seen something incredible. He excitedly pulled me aside and asked, "Xiao Wang, is that her you are talking about?"

I nodded proudly: "Yes, it's her! How about her, am I not kidding you? Isn't she beautiful? What you need to do now is to walk over, say hello to her, and talk about the program you wrote. You can ask her how she feels about using it, and if she has any suggestions or needs, you can also customize it for her. In short, you have to be more spirited and communicate more with others."

As I was talking, I helped Lao Zhang straighten his collar to make sure he looked more energetic. Then, I gently pushed him: "Go ahead, Lao Zhang, I believe you can do it. Come on!"

I was so happy at that moment, as if I had really succeeded in helping Lao Zhang find true love. After a long while, Lao Zhang finally came back with an indescribable smile of happiness on his face. I immediately approached him to find out what was going on.

"Lao Zhang, how is it going? Is there any progress? Have you made an appointment to meet next time, or got her phone number, QQ number or something?" I asked expectantly.

Lao Zhang waved his hand and said a little embarrassedly: "Go away, we just chatted for a few minutes."

I noticed that he was still holding his laptop tightly in his hands, and had already started to modify the price-marking program he wrote. I thought to myself, this old Zhang is really cute, he gets shy so easily. But then again, it's good to be able to chat, and maybe sparks will really fly from this back and forth.

I told Lao Zhao and Wang Jie the good news, and they were both very happy. As soon as they saw Lao Zhang, they started to tease him: "Lao Zhang, your trip was not in vain, maybe you can find a wife! If this really works out, Xiao Wang will have made a great contribution!"

Old Zhang's face turned red after being talked about by everyone. He smiled innocently and waved his hands: "Go away, stop making fun of me, and go about your business."

After that, he lowered his head and continued his programming work, but I could clearly feel the shy blush on his face. Looking at Lao Zhang like this, I couldn't help laughing. This guy is so cute.

On the way back, we continued to tease Lao Zhang. But Lao Zhang really didn't want to continue this topic, and always responded to us with "go go go".

So we had to turn the topic to Wenwen. Wenwen was very straightforward and said that she would look for someone like Wang in the future. Now the topic turned to me and everyone started to make fun of me.

Finally, it was Lao Zhao who came to the rescue: "Wenwen, you're a girl, so you should be more restrained. I don't think Xiao Wang is as shy as Lao Zhang. I guess Xiao Wang doesn't like you, so don't waste your energy."