Siheyuan: The opening earthquake of stealing and replacing pillars

The next morning, Zhu Lin was awakened by screams in the yard. She leaned into He Yuzhu's arms. The man's broad chest was like the safest haven in the world, making her feel extremely at ease.

"You're awake~"

When He Yuzhu opened his eyes dazedly, he felt that there was a little deer hidden in his arms, so cute. When Zhu Lin looked up, her little face was as red as a peach. The old man held her and took a bite.

“It smells so good~”

"Hate it, it's all saliva~" the little woman said angrily.

"Who told you to be so pretty?"

Zhu Lin wiped the saliva off her face in disgust, then rubbed it on He Yuzhu's chest. She rubbed it back and forth with her small hands, and accidentally kneaded it into a sticky dough. When she pinched it out and took a look, her eyes widened in horror.

"He-Yu-Zhu!"

He Yuzhu was confused: "What's wrong?"

"How long have you not taken a shower?" Zhu Lin sat up angrily.

"I just washed it yesterday!"

"Who are you kidding? Look what this is."

In a fit of rage, Zhu Lin threw the mud ball on He Yuzhu's face. Not satisfied with that, she grabbed He Yuzhu's ears and twisted them hard. There was nothing she could do. It was too disgusting. She had never seen anyone so dirty in her life. Woo~

"It's broken~"

He Yuzhu immediately got up from under the quilt, took a look at the mud ball, and was extremely shocked. This was not a mud pill. It turned out that the effect of the drug had not worn off yet. This was not right. There was no secretion in my body during this period. Why did it come at this time? Could it be that -

He subconsciously looked at Zhu Lin, and suddenly his eyes widened. My God, it's so big, so round, and like a steamed bun.

Zhu Lin followed his gaze and looked down. She was immediately ashamed and quickly pulled up the quilt to cover her view. "Bah, shameless~"

"Don't move~"

"What do you want to do?" Zhu Lin was so scared that she grabbed the quilt tightly.

He Yuzhu smiled and lifted her chin, only to see a few circles of black lines wrapped around her neck. He scratched it with his hands and laughed, "You're still talking about me, look what this is~"

"ah!"

Zhu Lin's eyes popped out and she touched her neck in disbelief. Oh my God, why am I so dirty? It's so embarrassing!

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault~" She beat He Yuzhu in shame and anger, as if all this was caused by him.

"Haha, this is good!" He Yuzhu grabbed Zhu Lin's hands and said with a smile: "Yin and Yang combine, and we are reborn~"

"Go away~"

Zhu Lin kicked He Yuzhu off the kang.

He Yuzhu put on his clothes and covered Zhu Lin tightly, then smiled and said, "I'll go boil some water first, and then we'll take a bath together, and we'll definitely look radiant~"

"Go to hell~" Zhu Lin covered her head and dared not see anyone.

After putting on his coat, He Yuzhu opened the door and was immediately hit by a chill. The rain was still falling with great force, just like his mood at the moment. If he wasn't covered in mud, he would have taken another injection no matter what!

After He Yuzhu left, Zhu Lin secretly came out of the bed, laughed, and quickly got up to put on her clothes, and then tidied the sheets. When she saw the bright red, she gnashed her teeth in hatred.

He Yuzhu, who was fetching water in the yard, suddenly shuddered.

After both of them washed up, He Yuzhu took out the Hibiscus Cream. Zhu Lin opened it and smelled it. A faint fragrance filled her nose. "Did you really make this yourself?"

"Do you admire me very much?" He Yuzhu said proudly.

"You are so beautiful~"

Zhu Lin twisted her fingers and applied the lotus cream on He Yuzhu's face. She also applied some on herself. Suddenly, a cool feeling passed through her face. Zhu Lin looked in the mirror and saw that her whole face was moist and tender. She felt very happy.

After the two of them finished admiring each other, He Yuzhu went out to buy breakfast. He came to the breakfast shop at the corner of the street and ordered two bowls of soy milk and five steamed buns. He also asked the boss (the manager) to cook two eggs, because his wife was injured, so he needed to nourish her.

"Director He, what are you so happy about? Tell us so that we can all have fun!"

The boss is also an acquaintance, named Fang Dalong, nicknamed the Nosy Thief. He likes to find out about everything, and then tells jokes to amuse the diners. Seeing that He Yuzhu was laughing so hard that he couldn't stop, he couldn't help but tease him.

"Lao Fang, we're getting married, congratulate me!"

Lao Fang was scooping up fried dough sticks. When he heard He Yuzhu say that he was married, his hands trembled and he almost fell into the frying pan. "You got married? When did it happen? Why didn't you mention it at all~"

"We just got the marriage certificate, and we'll be holding the wedding in a few days. You have to come then!" He Yuzhu said with a smile.

"Haha, I'm going to slaughter you when the time comes!"

When she got home, Zhu Lin was sitting in front of the piano for an audition. Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, she was very happy.

"Stop playing and come over to eat!" He Yuzhu put the dishes on the table and said, "I'll go to the factory to ask for leave later. You wait for me at home and we'll go back to my parents' house together. If you don't go home all night, they'll be very worried!"

"Ok!"

After breakfast, He Yuzhu hurried to the factory to ask for leave, and then came back and took Zhu Lin to go home. At this time, Qin Huairu suddenly came to the door, holding two quilts, and she calmly said to He Yuzhu,

"Congratulations, you found a wife!"

Are you fucking sick? You look so sad. Are you here to congratulate me?

He Yuzhu said nothing with a cold face, but Zhu Lin smiled and said, "You must be Master Qin, thank you for your kindness, but we can't accept this gift!"

Seeing Qin Huairu's face change, Zhu Lin continued, "Don't get me wrong, Yuzhu and I don't plan to have a wedding. Just like my parents, a simple life is the real life. Besides, your family is in such a difficult situation, so you should take the things back!"

I met my match!

Qin Huairu looked embarrassed and said, "It's just a small token of my appreciation, so you should accept it!"

"Master Qin, please stop making things difficult for us!" Zhu Lin glanced at He Yuzhu and complained, "Why don't you say something!"

He Yuzhu's mouth twitched. What did I say?

"Okay, Qin Huairu, stop acting. To tell you the truth, my family doesn't need your things. Take them away quickly!" He Yuzhu said something very unpleasant.

"Silly Zhu~" Qin Huairu pretended to cry.

"What did you call me?"

A layer of frost appeared on He Yuzhu's face, and it was terribly cold.

Qin Huairu said in a trembling voice: "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing, Director He!"

He Yuzhu snorted and said to Zhu Lin, "Wife, let's go!"

"Ok!"

Zhu Lin smiled at Qin Huairu, took He Yuzhu's arm and walked into the rain.

Looking at the backs of the two people, Qin Huairu felt heartbroken. She gritted her teeth and returned home without saying a word. She lay on the kang and burst into tears.

Seeing her like this, Jia Zhang sneered.

After leaving the courtyard, He Yuzhu asked Zhu Lin, "Wife, are you really not planning to hold a wedding banquet?"

"Ok!"

The life that Zhu Lin pursues is very simple, just the two of them living a quiet life together, which is the most interesting.

"why!"

"No reason, I just don't want to do it!"

"But how can I explain this to my parents?"

"What do you want to explain? They didn't have a wedding in the first place, but they are living a good life now!"

"Times have changed. Tell me the truth, do you feel bad about the money?"

"Oh, you always talk about money, as if we can't live without money!" Zhu Lin pouted to show her disdain.

"Okay, just forget what I said!" The young wife was quite intimidating when she got angry.

Let me see if I will tell you about it when I get home, humph!

He Yuzhu thought so and got on the bus.

When Zhu Lin returned to her home, her mother was not there. Only her father was at home. When he saw the young couple come in, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly. The son is no longer under the control of his mother. He runs away as soon as he is told to, without considering whether the old lady can bear it or not.

At noon, Zhu's mother came back to eat. The family was having a great time at the table when Zhu Lin suddenly said that she didn't like alcohol. As expected, the old couple looked at He Yuzhu when they heard it.

"Dad, Mom, don't look at me. It's not that I don't want to do it, it's Linlin who doesn't allow me to do it!" He Yuzhu was really speechless.

That’s not surprising. The old couple looked at each other and chose to eat in silence.

No, what is going on!

He Yuzhu was dumbfounded. Dad, Mom, you can't spoil your daughter like this, or there will be problems!

Zhu Lin gave him a demonstrative look and said, "See, they listen to me, not you!"

He Yuzhu was extremely depressed. He was thinking of showing his affection in front of everyone, but now, all his plans went down the drain.

In the afternoon, Zhu Lin also took a leave from work. After leaving the work, the two went to the department store to buy candy. They didn't have to hold a wedding, but they had to give out wedding candies to symbolize sweetness. This rule couldn't be broken, otherwise they would not be happy.

At night, He Yuzhu started telling stories again, and this went on for most of the night. Both of them were tired and out of breath, but they enjoyed it very much. There was nothing they could do about it because young people have good physical strength.

The factory gave He Yuzhu seven days of wedding leave. Because he got married late, he was given special care. The next day, he took Zhu Lin to visit the senior leader. People had said that as long as He Yuzhu got married, he must bring his wife to let him see. This could not be broken. Besides, the senior leader was also an elder, and elders would give gifts to the younger generation. There was also the old leader, so he could not be left out...

In the evening, Yu Shui and her family came over. When she saw that her brother had married her a sister-in-law who was as beautiful as a fairy, she was completely dumbfounded. My God, how lucky was my brother to have such a beautiful woman in his arms? It was unbelievable.

When the new sister-in-law and the younger sister-in-law met, they had endless things to talk about. Naturally, the age issue would come up. He Yuzhu was worried about being exposed, so he secretly wrote a letter to He Daqing. The content was as follows,

"Old man, I'm married, but don't be too happy yet. Your daughter-in-law is very beautiful. In order to keep her, I lied to her and said that I was born in 1947. So, Yu Shui becomes my sister. This won't do. You have to think of a way, otherwise I will make the He family extinct!"

"This bastard!"

He Daqing didn't know whether to laugh or cry after receiving the letter. I won't say anything about my father, but now my son is also a bastard. He will do anything for a woman. He is really a little beast. But then again, isn't this the tradition of the He family? Hehe!

It's just a change of age, what's the big deal? Anyway, Yu Shui lived with her mother in the countryside when she was a child, not in a courtyard house. For the sake of the He family's incense, she would never admit it even if she was beaten to death!

Thinking of this, He Daqing danced with joy and excitement. When he got home, he threw the White Widow onto the bed. What followed was an indescribable scene that was too brutal to even look at...

……

The newlyweds were in love, and the seven-day holiday passed in the blink of an eye. When they got to work, everyone found that He Yuzhu had changed. Not only did he look much younger, he was also always cheerful. After work, he no longer ran around, but went straight home, looking so impatient, as if he had some treasure at home.

After all, she has a treasure, a beautiful lady in a golden house. In order to learn piano, Zhu Lin took a long vacation from her unit and vowed to play a classic piece of music.

He Yuzhu felt ashamed to see how hard his wife worked, so when he heard the news that the college entrance examination would be resumed, he immediately found his goal - to go to college, and not only to go to college, but to go to a prestigious university, Tsinghua University.

Lithography machine, here I come!

"What, you want to take the college entrance examination?" Director Hou spat out a mouthful of tea and looked at He Yuzhu blankly!

"Yes!" He Yuzhu said confidently: "I feel that I have a talent for 'learning', so I can't waste it!"

What kind of excuse is this? Studying is also considered a talent?

See you soon.

Director Hou was speechless: "Do you think you can do it?"

He didn't look down on He Yuzhu. A cook suddenly wanting to take the college entrance examination was like an old sow claiming to climb a tree. It was like a fucking fairy tale!

"You look down on me!"

Director Hou was startled and quickly explained: "No, no, I didn't mean that~"

"What do you mean? Do you know that for a man, you can say anything except saying he can't do it? That's an insult!"

"..."

Director Hou wiped his cold sweat and said helplessly: "I'll issue it to you. Can't I issue you a certificate?"

He Yuzhu smiled happily: "Don't worry, I promise not to delay work!"

While waiting for the factory director to finish writing the certificate, he told He Yuzhu: "The chief procurement officer may be replaced, so you should be prepared!"

"Director Liu is quitting?" He Yuzhu was very surprised!

In fact, it doesn't matter who he replaces him. He is just in charge of the canteen anyway. As long as he doesn't get involved in politics, there will be no problem in waiting until retirement.

"Don't worry about this, just do your job well!" Director Hou stamped the college entrance examination certificate, handed it to He Yuzhu and said, "Go and get busy~"

"Okay!" He Yuzhu walked away happily.

After work, He Yuzhu went to the bookstore and bought a bunch of study materials. The college entrance examination had been suspended for ten years, and who knew what the test content would be, so it was always a good idea to be well prepared.

Back home, Zhu Lin looked at a pile of books and laughed, "You really want to take the college entrance examination!"

"Of course, I also want to build a photolithography machine like my dad!"

"Can you understand it?"

Do you understand? I was also a top student from a 211 university!

"Don't we still have you, Teacher Zhu~" He Yuzhu said as he bowed to his teacher.

Zhu Lin chuckled: "Then I will teach you reluctantly!"

He Yuzhu immediately raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have a question now!"

"go ahead!"

Zhu Lin acted like a teacher, very unserious.

"Under what circumstances does one plus one equal four?"

"..."