Siheyuan: The opening earthquake of stealing and replacing pillars

Time flies like flowing water, and it is Qingming Festival in a blink of an eye. On this day, the rumor of the resumption of the college entrance examination was finally confirmed. However, because the suspension lasted too long, a special meeting had to be held to discuss it. It seemed to be scheduled for August. We also heard that it was chaired by Mr. Deng himself. Everyone was very happy. As soon as he came to power, he began to carry out drastic reforms. There is hope for the country to become prosperous and strong!

As the saying goes, those who are close to the water get the moon first. It is said that there are advantages in doing anything in Kyoto. Living at the feet of the emperor, if he farts, the common people can smell it immediately. Schools all took action and secretly set up night schools. You can see that all schools are like this, let alone individuals. Take Uncle San. He was particularly active this time. He heard that the school was short of teachers and wanted to recruit non-staff teachers with no age limit. The salary was 50 cents a day, and one meal was provided. Uncle San rushed to grab a job at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

He Yuzhu was not idle either. Ma Ling's school also opened a cram school, so he signed up. Knowing yourself and your enemy is the key to success. It is useless to just stay at home and study. Now he and Ma Ling are classmates, and he is often teased by little girls. It is so embarrassing.

He Yuzhu had a night class from 6 to 9 in the evening. After dinner at home, he started his study journey. Zhu Lin hung a small schoolbag on him and went out happily.

"Little Erlang, carrying that schoolbag to school..."

"Boss, come and see, Shazhu really went to school!" The third aunt was a little shocked as she watched He Yuzhu walking away.

"What's the big deal?" The third uncle walked out of the house with his hands behind his back. He looked at the gate and smiled, "You don't know, there are a few old men in their fifties in our school. They can't even read but they claim to want to go to college. They are even dumber than Sha Zhu!"

"What's wrong with this world? It changes every day! It changes at any time!" sighed Aunt Three.

"Who knows!"

In fact, Uncle San knows it better than anyone else. It's just those things. You finish your singing and I take the stage. After all the arguing, the common people are the ones who suffer. There is a saying that when a country prospers, the people suffer; when a country perishes, the people suffer. It is absolutely true.

"What do you think this silly uncle is thinking? He is over 40 years old, but instead of living a good life at home, he insists on taking the college entrance examination. Do you think he can handle this?" Xiao Dang said sarcastically.

Huaihua laughed and said, "He's just an idiot. He didn't even finish junior high school and he went out to sell buns. He still wants to go to college. I think he's dreaming!"

"Bah!" Jia Zhang cursed, "He won't even dream of getting a chance. He just hangs around that vixen all day long. How can he achieve anything?"

"..."

He Yuzhu had no idea that he had become the gossip king in the courtyard. He was walking leisurely at the moment. Soon, he arrived at the school. The classroom was dark and there was a small oil lamp on everyone's desk. Seeing this scene, He Yuzhu almost burst into tears.

After controlling his emotions, he found an empty seat and sat down. Not long after he sat down, the lecturer came and the students stood up and saluted.

"Hello teacher!"

"Hello, students, please take a seat!"

Is it familiar?

He Yuzhu silently opened the textbook. Today was his first formal class and the content taught by the teacher was very simple. It was just to let everyone know what the subject-predicate-object language structure was. But what he didn't expect was that there were still people who didn't know what subject-predicate-object was. Some even said, is subject-predicate-object the same as the surname?

It's really ridiculous!