I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world
Chapter 87: Excessive Flirting to Attract Same-Sex People
Soul Devouring Formation.
A formation that gathers the resentful souls of heaven and earth.
If those who enter the formation cannot break it, they will exhaust their spiritual energy and die.
Even those who are powerful enough to be demigods are no exception.
Of course, the person who sets up the formation will also pay a heavy price.
Usually used for extreme one-for-one exchange.
Who is so hateful?
No, she has to go and see!
Nie Baili stood up quickly, and Jiang Yueli and Gui Jianchou followed quickly.
The giant elephants are exhausted:
"Where are you going?"
Nie Baili didn't even turn his head: "Join in the fun!"
When they left, they did not forget to take the fox tail with them, and they traveled through the Demon King's Palace.
The Demon King's Palace is also crowded with tourists late at night.
In order to make money, the Demon King also opened tickets at night and offered a discount of one spirit stone.
This caused countless monsters to hide during the day and come out at night.
Nie Baili and the others were not conspicuous running around inside.
There were three or four circles of monsters surrounding the Demon King's Palace.
The people inside were eating, drinking and having fun, and the tourists outside were also given a bowl of soup.
It’s just that Shui Qianyan doesn’t like being treated like a monkey, and her face turned livid.
"Is this what your majesty meant by clearing the site?"
The demon king was smiling on the surface, but he was actually acting like a fool inside.
I thought to myself, I've given you such a spacious hall, what else are you not satisfied with?
"Yes, I think the young talents of Biluo Sect only have one butt, so they won't sit outside, right?"
Shui Qianyan closed her eyes and took a deep breath:
"Your Majesty the Demon King likes to be watched by outsiders while drinking and having fun?"
"They are my people, look what happened?"
Shui Qianyan was so angry that she couldn't speak.
Ji Yan, who was sitting opposite him, gloated:
"If you don't like it, get lost. It's not your birthday, why are you talking so much!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Shui Mingyue stared at him intently, as if she was looking at a dead person.
Ji Yan continued to show off, certain that they wouldn't dare to confront him in person!
Shui Qianyan snorted coldly:
"The Ten Thousand Sects Competition just ended, and I didn't know that Fellow Daoist Ji suddenly became the master's disciple. This is simply unheard of."
The implication is that Ji Yan lied.
But Ji Yan was not afraid at all:
"That's right, you haven't heard of it. This is our Qing Xiao Sect's internal secret. How could an outsider like you know it?"
Shui Qianyan was speechless after hearing his words.
You can't really pull Shen Wuyue out to ask.
Even if he was really dragged out, in order to save the face of his own disciple, Shen Wu Yue would also lie!
"I hope you can always laugh."
Ji Yan is carefree:
"I don't know if I can keep laughing, but you certainly can't laugh now."
The atmosphere in the hall dropped to freezing point again.
The demon king Ji Wuba hates it most when someone picks on him on his birthday, so he tries hard to create a happy atmosphere:
"Well, old turtle, keep on playing and dancing!"
Prime Minister Turtle hurried to the backstage.
"Hurry up, get up and jump again!"
The flower demon fell to the ground:
"You want us to dance, but you don't pay us. Do you treat us like cattle and horses? I won't do this anymore!"
"Yes! I quit!!"
"Let's go, keep digging, keep digging, even if your waist aches, you can only get a few spirit stones."
The flower demons went on strike, which made the old prime minister very anxious.
"More money! I'll pay more! Stop and come back and continue dancing."
But in the end, only three mimosas that were short of money were called back.
In desperation, he could only try his luck outside.
Fortunately, he was lucky and met two outstanding people at once!
"Well, what are you two doing?"
Nie Baili and Jiang Yueli were planning to bypass the guards, break the barrier, and go in through the back door.
As soon as he bent down, he bumped into Prime Minister Turtle.
The devil is hiding in the dark, looking for an opportunity to kill the demon and silence him.
Nie Baili put one hand behind his back and placed it on the limp hilt of the Kua Kua sword.
"Sir... We are the sacrifices sent by the Pig Demon Tribe and the Giant Elephant Tribe. We want to..."
For the first time, Nie Baili couldn't think of an excuse.
After all, such obscene actions obviously have no good intentions.
Prime Minister Turtle imagined that two beautiful banshees were climbing over the wall late at night and trying to sneak into the banquet. There was no need to say anything about their purpose!
"Oh! I know what you're thinking!"
The three of them stood still. Could it be that they were discovered? ?
Guijianchou has already prepared to retreat, waiting for a fatal blow!
The next second, Prime Minister Turtle winked and said:
"You just want to climb into bed? I'll help you!"
Jiang Yueli: ? ? Is the bed very high? Why do I need help climbing up?
Ghost:......
Nie Baili: “…???!!!”
"Hahahahahahahahaha! How did you know? My sister and I have admired the Demon King for a long time and were just wondering where to devote ourselves. You really have a keen eye, haha."
Prime Minister Turtle showed the wisdom of a man who had experienced it:
"There is an opportunity right now. The banquet is in urgent need of two dancers. Hurry up and take over! Go now!"
Nie Baili staggered after being pushed by him.
His brain was working rapidly: "Well, my cousin has also admired the Demon King for a long time. He can play the drums. Do you think he can come along?"
"cousin?"
Prime Minister Turtle looked in the direction of her finger:
In the shadows, Guijianchou walked out with a drum in his hand, looking embarrassed.
thump--
He knocked twice awkwardly and forced a smile:
"I...have also admired the Demon King for a long time, please give me a chance!!"
Guijianchou closed his eyes and gave up everything.
Prime Minister Turtle opened his mouth wide.
I do know that my demon king is flirting with other women to attract the opposite sex.
But I didn’t expect that being too philandering could attract the same sex?!
Finally, Prime Minister Turtle packed everything up and stuffed it in.
It was only when he got backstage that Nie Baili realized that he couldn't dance.
I asked Jiang Yueli quietly, and he also shook his head:
"I don't know how either!"
Fortunately, the fairy girl is awesome:
"Just stand behind me and follow my movements. It's very simple."
There is no other choice but to force it.
The two changed their clothes, put on veils, and pulled on the ghost-seeing scarlet flower tied to the retreat drum.
Officially debut!
The musician stepped back, and Guijianchou started beating the drums, and the atmosphere instantly became heated!
Ji Yan and Chen Ji looked up at the same time and saw Gui Jianchou's hopeless smile.
The three of them looked at each other in silence.
Ji Yan picked up the wine glass again and watched the dance on the stage attentively.
Don't argue with Shui Qianyan.
Ji Wuba took a look and thought, this is right!
What’s the point of two men bickering when there are so many beautiful girls to be around?
Five dancers stood in a row on the stage, and the first three performed in unison.
Nie Baili followed suit, but not only were his movements stiff, he was also half a beat slow.
Jiang Yueli, who was at the back, imitated Nie Baili's movements, but was half a beat slower.
The whole dance is serious yet a little funny.
While spinning in circles, Nie Baili kicked over the cinnabar hidden on the stage.
Don’t look at Shui Mingyue’s eyes that are about to spit fire.
Proudly flirting at Ji Yan.
Ji Yan swallowed a mouthful of wine: "Puff——"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Behind him, Shen Ji's face turned black and he reminded Ji Yan:
"Drink your drink and don't look around."
"Ah? Oh!"
Ji Yan obeyed and lowered his head.
Ji Wuba saw his nephew's shock, and an idea immediately came to his mind, which was that it didn't seem very reliable.
On the stage, Nie Baili was still dancing and causing trouble.
A kick here, a kick there.
Cinnabar was scattered all over the ground.
Black blood stones were running all over the ground.
The talisman was crushed directly.
Shui Mingyue held onto the table tightly, fearing that she would get so excited that she would draw her sword and kill someone, thus ruining her senior brother's plan!
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