I go crazy, you offer sacrifice to the heavens, the anti-involution in the cultivation world

I saw the eldest senior brother, also staring at the stage.

Shui Mingyue didn't understand. The movements were stiff and the beats were not right. What was so good about it?

Shui Qianyan is not blind.

The person who recognized the weird dance on the stage was Nie Baili.

But I also enjoyed watching her dance.

Although there is no beauty in it, it is silly and cute.

As for the cinnabar she dropped...

Did she think that this would stop her plan?

It would be even cuter if she really thought that.

The smile on Shui Qianyan's lips became more and more intense.

Naturally, his every move could not escape Shen Ji's eyes.

What should I do if my junior sister is too cute?

Always attract flies.

But it’s not my junior sister’s fault.

This is how the dirty things in this world are. They like to stick to any light they come across.

The dance is over.

Nie Baili squatted down at the right time, acting in a flamboyant manner.

It's almost destroyed.

She just thought that judging from motivation and ability, only Shui Qianyan could create such a vicious formation.

It is easy to imagine who he is going to deal with.

It must be her big fool junior brother and Qinggao senior brother!

Fortunately, the problem has been solved.

She followed the team and prepared to retreat, but the demon king shouted:

"Stop, the one who is always a step behind in dancing stay here."

Nie Baili didn't listen and just left.

"Well, the second to last one, yes, that's you, dancing like a monkey."

Nie Baili pointed at himself: "Me?"

I can't believe she dances so badly!

Prime Minister Turtle narrowed his eyes and smiled.

As expected of a vixen who has long admired His Majesty, she even knows to dance a beat slower to attract attention.

He worried for nothing!

"Yes, it's you. Why are you running?"

Nie Baili answered seriously:

"I am not a step behind."

"You still support..."

"It's a beat slower."

"...I don't care if you're a little slow, you're from the fox tribe, right? Okay, I'll make the decision and give you to my nephew, so that he can give birth to a big fat boy!"

The demon king got drunk, and in a fit of rage, he directly granted the marriage!

As soon as he finished speaking, loud "No" came from all directions.

Ji Yan, Chen Ji, and Shui Qianyan stared at each other.

The demon king was puzzled. He was only thinking about his nephew's happiness, so why did so many people not appreciate it?

"I'm looking for a date for my nephew, why are you two so excited?"

Shen Ji said righteously:

"The sect master values ​​me, and I have important tasks to accomplish in the future. How can I indulge in beauty?"

Shui Qianyan added fuel to the fire:

"It just so happens that my master doesn't value me, and I can indulge in beauty, so why not give it to me?"

Shen Ji slightly turned sideways, and the invisible spiritual power followed the ground and hit the opponent directly.

Shui Qianyan suddenly put down the wine glass, a burst of spiritual power exploded in the air, and the food in front of him flew all over the floor!

A crack appeared directly on the ground.

Ji Wuba above exclaimed, it turns out so many people are interested in it!

That won’t work, he has to seek benefits for his nephew.

"This is a demon clan, she is a fox demon, everything is up to me! If I say give it to Ji Yan, then give it to Ji Yan!"

"My dear nephew, I am helping you like this for a reason. Give me the first tiger cub you two have, and I promise to raise him fat and white."

Ji Yan wanted to refuse at first.

The more he listened, the angrier he became, to the point of blurting out:

"I'd rather die of starvation and exhaustion than give you my child. Since you can't give birth to a son, you're eyeing other people's children. Do you have any shame?"

Ji Wuba's voice was louder than his:

"For a loser like you, I'm lucky enough to be willing to help you raise him, and you still dare to despise him?"

The two men cursed loudly and showed no manners at all.

Nie Baili on the stage was still in shock, but they started fighting first.

Shen Ji and Shui Qianyan couldn't get a word in either.

Prime Minister Turtle said earnestly:

"Little prince, calm down. His Majesty also likes children. Have you forgotten that when you were a child, you often rode on His Majesty's head for fun?"

It would be better if I didn't mention it. It makes me even more angry when I mention Ji Yan.

"Bullshit! He was the one who pooped without any eyes and pooped on my head. He was afraid that my dad would be mad so he let me ride on his head!"

Prime Minister Turtle: “…”

Sure enough, all the peaceful years are accompanied by someone silently bearing the responsibility behind the scenes.

Now he couldn't persuade her anymore.

The conflict has evolved from the issue of Nie Baili's affiliation to the mutual dislike between the uncle and nephew.

At the end of the argument, Ji Wuba was furious:

"Okay, since you guys don't want it, I'll take it!"

Ji Yan threw a wine jug at him:

"You're fucking dreaming!"

Shen Ji and Shui Qianyan were in sync: "No way."

Ji Wuba turned his head away, his tone even sounded a little aggrieved:

"You all don't want it, so why can't I have it too?"

Shen Ji pinched his brows and changed the subject:

"Your Majesty, instead of arguing over a beauty, why don't you ask your brother to explain why the good demon pill is stained with demonic energy?"

Shui Qianyan also didn't want Nie Baili to get involved in the fight between him and Shen Ji:

"There is such a thing. Your Majesty, shouldn't you give Qingxiao Sect an explanation?"

The demon king was interrupted by this and gave up the idea of ​​arranging a marriage.

Ask irrelevant personnel to leave, including Nie Baili.

"Ji Shi, come out here and explain yourself to me!"

In the corner of the banquet, a middle-aged tiger demon with a big belly crawled out.

"Your Majesty, I am wronged! It was that cultivator who was willing to spend 10 million high-grade spirit stones, so I reluctantly sold my demon pill to him!"

Shen Ji sneered disdainfully:

"As a royal family, you are allowed to sell the demon pill for 10 million high-grade spirit stones?"

Ji Shi was not happy to hear this:

"You are so great, so noble, and you don't even think about the hard life we ​​demons live. Don't even mention 10 million, I would be happy with 1 million spirit stones!"

"Besides, an old demon like me can still eat and drink without the demon pill, so it's not a big deal!"

Ji Wuba nodded hesitantly:

"No wonder! I was wondering where you got the money to have eighteen concubines. Turns out you got it from selling demon pills."

Nie Baili hid in the backstage and immediately thought of the modern situation of selling kidneys and stealing apples.

This kind of stupidity exists in every era.

But Shen Ji did not accept such a ridiculous reason.

"How could a good demon pill suddenly produce demonic energy? Either the demon pill was already infected with demonic energy in your body, or... you deliberately planted a demon seed in the demon pill."

"You are so slanderous!"

Ji Shi's face flushed red, and he felt ashamed and angry.

Shen Ji remained calm:

"Whether it is true or not, I will know after searching your soul."

Ji Shi was so scared that he crawled to the feet of the demon king:

"Brother, he is going to kill me! You know how serious the consequences of soul searching are. Brother, save me!"

Ji Wuba also felt that the soul search was a bit excessive.

"Although you are disciples of Qingxiao Sect, he is still my brother. Isn't it too much to search his soul?"

Shen Ji did not give in:

"If your brother cooperates, soul searching will only be a headache and he won't lose his mind. Unless... he has some dark secret that he doesn't want others to find out."

Ji Shi stuck his head out:

"What secrets do I have? If I let you search my soul, wouldn't you have seen all the loving scenes between me and my concubine?"

Ji Yan was extremely disgusted: "Who wants to see those pictures of yours? I haven't blamed you for polluting my senior brother's eyes."

Ji Wuba was puzzled:

"He is your senior brother?!"

Ji Yan waved his hand: "That's not important, what's important is soul searching! If Uncle Shi doesn't trust outsiders, why not let me search his soul."

Ji Shi was even more frightened.

"Can you search souls?"

Ji Yan showed a clear look: "I don't know how to do it, but I can learn!"

Ji Shi screamed:

"Second brother, help me, ahhhh!"