An older single woman meets a domineering CEO on a blind date

The uncle said: I'll go ask Xu if he's free.

I said: He must be free, he is idle every day and just grows grass.

The uncle said: I'll hang up first and go ask him.

I said: Yeah.

About ten minutes later, the uncle sent a WeChat message saying: Little one, I'm here and will be there in an hour.

I looked at the message he sent and my mood instantly improved.

Before an hour had passed, the uncle called to say he had arrived, and I grabbed my keys and ran downstairs.

Xu's car drove into the community and parked downstairs of my house.

When they saw me, they got out of the car.

I ran over and hugged the uncle, looked up at him coquettishly and called him husband. He smiled and bent down to kiss me.

Xu said: Why are you two like two horny alpacas? Can you not torture me?

I let go of the uncle and said to him: Are you envious, jealous and hateful?

Xu said: I don’t care, I came all the way here to send him down, and I’m going to stay in a five-star presidential suite tonight, so hurry up and open it for me!

I said: You are the only one living in the presidential suite, but I don’t have the money to buy one for you. I will take you to the pigpen at the pig farm in the countryside to spend a night.

He pointed at me and said: You vicious woman, you have a black conscience. I came all the way here to send your husband down here, and you made me live in a pigsty.

I said: Then you might as well live in my house. My dad is on a business trip and won’t be here these days.

The uncle asked hurriedly: Your father is not here?

I said: Yes, I am the only one in my family.

Xu said: Okay, okay, I'll live in your house. Your house is better than a five-star hotel.

I was too lazy to pay attention to him and turned around and took them both home.

After entering the room, the uncle sat down on the sofa. Xu Dong looked around...

Then he said: Madam Boss, you are a rich person. The decoration of your house is better than mine.

I said: Stop it, you keep mocking me all day long. How can my family compare with yours?

He said: Your boss lady, I am Zheng xx's driver, how can I compare with you.

I ignored him and made two cups of tea for them.

Xiao Qingcao took the tea and said: It's so boring, think about it and find something to do.

I said: How about the three of us play Landlord?

The uncle said: I don’t care, you decide.

Xu said: Let’s do something bigger.

I said: "How about not gambling? Let's do something fun."

Xu immediately said: What’s the point of not gambling?

I said: This is how I played when I was in college, it was really fun. The winner of the game would draw a line on the loser's face with eyeliner or lipstick. After the game, how about the three of us go out for barbecue with our "makeup" on?

As soon as I finished speaking, the uncle spat out a mouthful of tea, and then he choked.

Hearing what I said, Xu was so excited that he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, okay, this is more interesting than gambling! Hahahahaha!" Just thinking about it makes me laugh. You are so funny. I will draw a turtle on your face and take you out for a midnight snack! Hahahahaha...

The living room was filled with his devilish laughter...

The uncle put down the teacup in his hand and said: "Are you sick? I don't want to play, you two psychopaths can play."

Xu pointed at him and said: Zheng xx, this is so much fun, it’s so exciting just to think about it, don’t spoil the fun, how about the two of us play Landlord?

The uncle said: You two should compare your IQs. The older one will draw a line on the smaller one's face. After you finish the comparison, I, the director of a mental hospital, will take you two mental patients out for a barbecue.

I said: Zheng xx, you have to play today whether you want to or not.

The uncle said seriously: I don’t want to play, I’m almost 40 years old and I have to keep my dignity.

I said: "I'm not afraid of running into acquaintances, so why are you afraid? You two are from the city, who in my county knows you two?"

Xu said: If he doesn't come, break up with him and see if he dares?

The uncle immediately picked up the tissue on the table and threw it at him: You bastard, stop giving me bad advice!

I pulled him and acted coquettishly: Husband... let's play together... with your IQ, it's Qingcao and I who will lose. Even if you lose, I will show mercy. I won't draw you in a particularly miserable state.

Then I kept pestering him, and he had no choice but to agree.

I quickly took out a deck of cards, and the three of us sat on the ground and started playing Landlord.

Then what he feared came true, and the uncle lost the first set of cards.

After dealing the cards, Xu called the landlord.

The uncle asked me: "Jia Jia, how are your cards? I'm relying on you. Even the resurrection medicine can't save my rotten cards."

I said: Not very good, it seems Xu has a trump card.

Xu grinned wickedly: Haha, you two just wait for me to draw you.

Xu's cards were so good that he won in a short while.

Then he laughed his ass off, holding my lipstick and looking at Zheng xx and said: Let me think about where I should put the lipstick on…

The uncle warned him: Xu, take it easy. If you draw too harshly, I will retaliate against you.

Xu said: It’s okay, you can take revenge on me, I have no shame.

After saying that, he drew a circle on the uncle's left cheek.

The uncle picked up my makeup mirror, looked at it and said: Oh, my old face...

After finishing the painting, Uncle Xu used an eyeliner to draw a stroke on my forehead.

I looked in the mirror and asked: What does this stroke mean?

He said: I will write three words on your face.

I asked: What word?

He said: I am a pig.

I said: Yes, you are a pig, a purebred grass pig!

He rolled his eyes at me, pointed at me and said: You wait. Then he patted the uncle and said: Zheng xx, you wait and cooperate with me to write.

The uncle said: OK.

I hit the uncle and yelled: Zheng xx, are you helping others bully your wife?

The uncle said: "I don't want to play, who told you to drag me to play? I will punish you later."

I said: Since you are at a disadvantage since your mission is so difficult, it is not certain who will be punished.

He said: Just wait, if I can’t torture you I won’t be named Zheng.

Xu started to deal the cards. After he finished, I looked and thought, "Oh, my cards are very good." Then I called myself the landlord.

I said: Zheng xx, you are going to lose this time, just wait and see.

The uncle scolded Xu: "You are poisonous, aren't you? Why do you always give me bad cards, which are as bad as shit?"

Xu said: You blame me for your bad luck.

I finished the hand in minutes and I won.

The uncle looked mad, and I looked at him with a smirk.

The uncle said: Jia Jia, you said you would show mercy.

I didn't say anything, and looked at him proudly as he smeared lipstick on my lips several times, then leaned over and kissed him on the face...

He smiled, then pointed at Xu and said: xx, are you jealous? I felt like I was about to melt, I was happy to lose this time.

Xu immediately pointed at his face and said: Hey, I want one too, give me the same one!

I said: You wish! Then I used the eyeliner to write a stroke on his forehead.

Xu asked: What do you want to write to me?

I said: You are a dog!

He was almost laughing to death, and he said: Hey, this is really funny, how did you come up with this idea?

I said: This was the idea of ​​my college roommate. We were playing a game called "sprinting" at the time. The four of us painted our faces and went out for a barbecue, which was so cool that it scared the owner of the barbecue stall.