An older single woman meets a domineering CEO on a blind date

Xu said: Hahahahaha! I can already imagine the scene when we go out to eat barbecue later.

The uncle said: What kind of idiot school did you go to? Would students from a decent school do this?

I said: When I was in college, I had a roommate who was like a man and very funny. She told us dirty jokes before going to bed every day. She also said that the other three of us were her wives and I was the eldest wife, hahaha!

Xu said: You know, my dream in college was to dress up as a man and live in the girls’ dormitory.

I said: Your perverted dream is indeed different from that of ordinary people.

Then in the third game, the uncle started to turn things around. He didn’t lose much, and it was Xiao Qingcao and I who were losing.

The fourth... the fifth... the words on our faces kept growing...

By the end of the game, Xu and I had finished writing the words on our faces, but we were still losing, so we started drawing symbols.

Xu kept looking at me and laughing until his stomach hurt.

The uncle’s face was also painted very funny, but not as funny as mine and Xu Duo’s.

It was almost 11 o'clock when the three of us finally finished.

I looked at them and laughed so hard that my stomach hurt.

Xu is particularly funny, with "I am a dog" written on his face and all kinds of weird scribbles.

I pointed at Xu and said: You look like a mentally retarded person, hahahaha…

Xu pointed at me and said: Look at yourself, you look like a lunatic.

The uncle stood up and said: I don’t want to play anymore, I’m going to go wash it!

Xu and I hurriedly grabbed him and said: No washing, let’s go and eat the skewers, whoever washes it is a grandson!

Then the three of us went downstairs, and the uncle was forcibly pulled into the car by the two of us.

Xu drives and I give directions.

The uncle had a look of despair on his face, and kept muttering in the car: I, Zheng xx, am the boss of a company after all. If my employees saw this, they would laugh for a whole year.

Xu said: "You paint like this, who would know you are the boss? Besides, you are not in the city, no one knows you."

The uncle said: I am so embarrassed. Being with you two idiots really lowers my IQ.

I said: You are the idiot.

The uncle said: You two go eat later, I won’t get off the car.

I said: Don't worry, we will pull you down later.

As we were talking, the car had already arrived at the door of the barbecue restaurant. Damn, there were still a lot of people in the restaurant.

I suddenly felt a little scared and didn't want to go down. I kept looking into the store, afraid that someone would recognize me.

After Xu parked the car, he got out with a look of "I'm a dog" on his face, then walked to the back seat to open our door.

I went down reluctantly, and then the uncle was pulled down by Xu.

The uncle was about to collapse, and he lowered his head and covered his face with his hands.

As soon as we closed the car door, four or five young people passing by turned back to look at us, and then all smiled...

Xu couldn't bear it anymore and yelled at them: What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a lunatic running out of the hospital?

I couldn't help laughing when he said this.

I went over and hit him and said: You are a runaway from a mental hospital, but we are not.

Xu said: You two came out of a mental hospital.

The uncle covered his face with one hand and walked over to Xu and said: Do you want to eat? If not, go back.

Xu said: "Eat, eat, eat, let's go in!" As he spoke, he pulled the uncle into the barbecue restaurant, and I hurriedly followed them.

As soon as we entered the store, everyone in the store turned their heads to look at the three of us. Some were laughing, some were calling the people next to them to look at us, and some were asking if we were filming a TikTok video...

I looked around and luckily, no one recognized me.

The guests at the table next to us would glance at us and giggle from time to time.

The barbecue skewers in the store are placed in a large freezer, and you have to take a basket to get them yourself.

The uncle sat there and refused to move, so Xu pulled me to get some. We took a bunch of skewers and brought them inside for the boss to grill. The boss was grilling seriously, and when he saw us, he was really shocked and didn't say anything for a long time...

I repeated it again and said: Boss, we don’t want chili.

Then he finally came to his senses, looked at us and couldn't help laughing. He said: What are you doing with that painting on your faces?

I hurriedly said: We lost the card game, it was drawn by someone else.

The boss laughed and said: Oh, young people nowadays really know how to have fun.

Xu said: Boss, can we get a discount for eating out like this?

The boss hurriedly said: This won’t work, we can’t give you a discount. We are a small business and we only make a few cents for each string.

Xu said: What? How much money do you make from one skewer? Boss, don't fool me. I'm telling you, I used to sell barbecue.

I couldn't help laughing when I heard this. I admire him so much. Xu Zhen can say that he used to sell barbecue! Hahaha! Did you drive your Mercedes to sell it on the roadside?

The boss looked at him and said: Is this true? Where do you sell it?

Xu said: I set up a stall on the roadside.

The boss asked: "Why don't you open a shop? It's not easy to set up a street stall and avoid the urban management.

Xu said excitedly: "I also want to open a store, but boss, you know, the rent is so expensive now, the labor is so expensive, my family is from the countryside, when I was a child, I couldn't even have enough food to eat, I was poor! How dare I open a store! I'm afraid that I will lose the 20,000 yuan that my father saved for me."

I was totally impressed by him as he talked nonsense in a serious manner.

The boss said: Hey, I see what you wear and use, you don't look like someone from a poor family. Then, the boss pointed at the phone in his hand and said: This phone of yours, an iPhone X, right? It costs eight or nine thousand, right?

Haha! I was exposed. I checked his phone and saw that he was naked and didn’t even have a condom.

Xu patted the phone in his hand and said: "Boss, you have a good eye. I am not afraid to tell you that this phone of mine is a fake Apple phone. It is not even a high imitation, but a low imitation. It is 599 yuan with free shipping, and it also comes with a case, a film, and a power bank! You say I really can't afford it, so I can buy a fake one to show off."

The boss said: "Ah? Is this fake? The technology is really good nowadays, the fake ones look just like the real ones."

Xu said: Yes, a poor guy like me can’t even afford to marry a wife, so how can I afford the real thing? Look, I don’t even put the shell on it, it’s fake, I don’t feel bad…

Damn... I'm so shocked... I really can't listen to it anymore...

I left him alone and went out to look for my uncle.

The uncle sat there calmly, not blocking the way. Maybe he was used to it...

After I sat down, he asked: Hey, where's Xu?

I said: He is acting with the boss in there, playing the role of a barbecue seller.

The uncle asked: Why do you want to play the role of a barbecue vendor?

I said: How would I know him? Nothing he says is true. I really doubt whether he has intermittent mental illness.

As soon as I finished speaking, he came back.

After he sat down, he said to us proudly: The boss gave me a 30% discount, so you guys can eat as much as you want, it's my treat.

I said: Are you sick? Do you want a discount?

The uncle said: I admire you very much. Are you short of those few dollars?

Xu said: This is not a question of whether we have enough money or not. We can offer you a 30% discount on the original price, all thanks to my eloquence. Don't you feel a sense of accomplishment?

The uncle ignored him and I rolled my eyes at him. It turns out that what a lunatic is thinking is something that normal people cannot understand.

After a while, our barbecue came.