After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!

Chapter 706 Brothers, I’m getting married! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (6)

Jun Li waved his hands and didn't take it seriously at all. He was extremely satisfied with the look. He could still smile even when the young master rolled his eyes.

"That's enough! We'll give you a king crab at the wedding banquet!"

"I want two!"

"I'll give you three!"

"hey-hey!"

Jun Li took pictures with his mobile phone for a long time before running with a few people to knock on the door.

"Wife~Wife~I'm here to pick you up, wife~"

"Wife~"

Zhou Ju's eyebrows twitched, and he cursed Jun Li inwardly, saying that this damn idiot could even get a slipper stuck in his throat after getting married.

She cleared her throat and hugged her chest: "You can pick up my wife! Show some sincerity, or I won't open the door!"

Upon hearing the sound, Jun Li took out bank cards from several people's pockets and stuffed them into the crack of the door one by one.

"Wife! After you marry me, you will be in charge of our family's money! This card has 10 million. If it's not enough, I will keep filling it up!!"

Zhou Ju bent down and tapped five cards, then turned his head and shook them at Bai Ze: "Is it enough?"

Bai Ze shook his head slightly: "He still has some private money."

"Hey! I'm going to empty your pocket today!"

Zhou Ju knocked on the door and laughed: "Your wife said it's not enough! Take out all the private money in your pocket!!"

"what?"

Jun Li was stunned for a moment and didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Wife, you only give me 200 pocket money a month, why do you want this?"

"Okay, let's marry our little ancestor home first."

Bai Ze's phone suddenly dinged: "Six hundred and thirty-two yuan and forty-one yuan has arrived in your Alipay account!"

Bai Ze glanced at his phone, and when he saw the numbers in it, he nodded with satisfaction, "That's enough."

"Row!"

Zhou Ju then opened the door with a smile on his face: "Alright! Come in first! I still have something for you to do!"

Jun Li didn't care about that at all. He stared at Bai Ze who was kneeling on the bed. He entered the room first and blocked the others from entering: "No one is allowed to look at the bed, you hear me! You are not allowed to look at my wife!"

Several people were speechless, with their heads down thinking about life, without looking around.

"Orange! The audio is adjusted!"

Luo Zhi pressed the recorder and moved to the bed. Zhou Ju then took out a dozen test papers from behind him: "One for each person!"

"This is Cambridge University's CPE English test! The full score is 230! As long as two of you can get 200, you will pass!"

"What? What CPE?"

Jiang Jincheng was dumbfounded when he got the test paper. The densely packed English words looked like ants crawling on his face. To be honest, he didn't even know which were the questions and which were the options.

"Uncle... the CPE exam is recognized worldwide as the most difficult exam, equivalent to the C2 level of the European Language Teaching Syllabus..."

Xiao Ling explained to Jiang Jincheng quietly. Jiang Jincheng was already numb, and no one told him that he had to take an English test to be a best man! How long has he graduated! He only knew that the English words were e for coming and go, and he nodded yes and shook his head no.

"Not only that, 8.5 points is really just a pass, equivalent to passing IELTS with ."

Jiang Jincheng: …

Jun Li was not worried after taking a look. Although he was a science genius, as long as two people passed, it would be fine. There was no need to mention Lin Jiayan, who was mixed-race and had lived abroad. With his IQ, he could easily solve this problem.

Mo Jinan studied university abroad. He just had bad luck, but to be honest, if Mo Jinan gets serious in his studies, few people can surpass him. Okay, that's a sure thing.

Jun Li looked at Jiang Jincheng soothingly: "It's okay, Captain Jiang, the most important thing for you and Xiao Ling is to participate. With Lin Jiayan and the other half-foreigners, it's enough!"

"Ah... that's fine... I don't even know what the fucking question is! If you really want me to answer it, you'll be single forever! Xiao Ling didn't even pass the CET-6! The two of us combined probably don't even have a hundred."

Jun Li: …

Jun Li forced a smile and motioned Zhou Ju to give him the test paper, but Zhou Ju gave him another sealed bag: "If you don't want to take the English test, we will give you a separate test. If you can get 90 points, my wife will be yours!"

"Hmm? What's the question?"

Jun Li was stunned for a moment and looked at the plastic cover... "Qualified Husband Questionnaire"?

This made Jun Zong laugh. He shook the test paper and joked, "Don't I need to investigate? I guarantee I'll pass! Oh... not yet passed! I'm fucking excellent!"

"Come on! If you score less than 70 points, go back to study! I'm really worried about leaving Bai Ze to you!"

Zhou Ju adjusted the time and then looked at everyone: "The time limit is one hour! Jun Li's test paper is easy, he must hand it in within 30 minutes!"

"Hold!"

Jun Li was also not vague. He quickly opened the test paper and started to do it. Luo Zhi pressed the switch slowly, and the familiar music directly called Xiao Ling and Mo Jinan back to high school.

"Soundcheck begins..."

"The listening section officially begins (listening to the sample question). What you hear is Excuse me, can you tell me how much shit is?"

“It’s 9.15.”

"The price of the shirt is 9 pounds 15 pence, so you choose B."

Jun Li: …

"Why is there a sound test for this English exam?! Can you please lower your voice a little bit? It's so noisy!"

"Fuck you, shut up! Don't disturb us while we're doing our homework! Do you still want to get married? If you ask me to do it again, I'll give you a blank paper!"

"I was wrong, Dad!"

Mr. Jun had already begged to be let go. He plugged his ears with two earplugs and started looking at the first question: Where did you first meet your wife?

"You're killing me with laughter. Isn't this a free-score question? Zhou Ju, can you be more decent at setting questions? Let me tell you! I know how many hairs my wife has on her body! Just wait for me to give you a perfect score!"

Jun Li simply wrote "My Castle" with a wave of his hand. Zhou Ju sneered and ignored him.

Mo Jinan and Lin Jiayan next door frowned and obviously entered the state of doing the questions, but the difference can be seen from the comparison between poor students and top students.

Mo Jinan and Lin Jiayan basically chose the answer immediately after hearing a sentence, while Xiao Ling had to hesitate for a while before tentatively checking the box.

Jiang Jincheng stretched his neck so long that he almost wrote the words "Let me see your test paper" on his face.

Jun Li finished five questions in a row in seconds, and the others were so proud that they thought they could win the girl after finishing them.

I was stunned when I saw the sixth question. The question was "How many times have you washed your wife's feet?"

Jun Li: …

Jun Li looked at Bai Ze for help. He really wanted to ask if taking a bath together counted as such?

"Hey! What are you looking at! Just do your homework! Do you still want a wife? Didn't you just say that you are an excellent husband? Why are you stuck now? It's just a few questions and you're stuck so quickly?"

Jun Li: …

"No... your questions are really not up to par! I give up! I usually take a bath with my wife, so how the hell am I supposed to wash his feet?"

Jun Li saw that it was a good thing that this question only had three points. If it really didn't work, he wouldn't want the three points! He gritted his teeth and wrote a zero and quickly looked at the next question.

"How old is your wife?"

Jun Li: …

He is a vengeful spirit... How old is he this year... Who the hell knows! Fuck!

Jun Li took a deep breath and tremblingly wrote: "The age on the skin should not be more than 24..."

Jun Li already felt the pain on his face. Just now he said that he knew how many hairs Bai Ze had, but now he knows nothing about anything!

Jun Li took a deep breath and thought, it's okay, I don't need to take the two points for this question! As the saying goes, if you don't understand a question, look at the next one...

"How many hairs does your wife have?"

Jun Li: …

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