After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 707 Brothers, I’m getting married! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (7)
After about fifty minutes, Mo Jinan let out a long sigh and stopped writing. Lin Jiayan put down his pen almost at the same time as him. The two looked at each other and Lin Jiayan understood that Mo Jinan's eyes meant that they would compare who had the higher score later.
The questions in this CPE test paper have been shortened, otherwise no one would be able to finish it in an hour. However, Zhou Ju is also a talented person, and the questions he left behind are more weird than each other.
Jun Li simply gave up. The questions at the end were so abstract that he had no idea how to answer them.
No...why did my dad and my wife fall into the water together? Who should I save first?
Jun Li was almost speechless. First of all, he couldn't possibly ask Bai Ze to go swimming alone... No, Bai Ze wouldn't even go into the water!! He had even had a fight with him over this before!
Secondly…
Jun Qingfeng fell into the water, and Jun Li did nothing to save him! He had to take a photo and post it on WeChat Moments first!
This question is not of the highest standard at all!!
Jiang Jincheng couldn't figure out which was the question and which was the answer, but he had good eyesight, after all, he was a criminal policeman! He just glanced at Xiao Ling!
Zhou Ju collected the papers and saw that Jun Li looked so gloomy that he could eat shit. She pursed her lips and smiled: "Mr. Jun~ It's hard for you to pass with 60 points~"
Jun Li didn't say anything, and didn't dare to look into Bai Ze's eyes. He silently squatted in the corner, turned his back and rubbed his face fiercely, as if he still wanted to save himself. He gritted his teeth and said, "Wife... well... grades can't determine everything! Your husband still loves you!"
Bai Ze didn't say anything. He wanted to laugh when he looked at the answer sheet.
To be honest, Jun Li did answer all the questions he could. Some of the questions were so tricky that Bai Ze himself didn't know how to answer them.
For example, regarding the issue of age, Bai Ze himself doesn't know when he was born in the mirror. It's really difficult to ask Jun Li such a question, but it's not his fault.
Zhou Ju also sighed after correcting the papers. In the end, he did not announce the scores, probably to save face for Xiao Ling and Jiang Jincheng. He just said to Jun Li, "Thank Mr. Lin and Mr. Mo very much. They saved the day. One scored 210 and the other scored 227!"
"Mr. Jun... you still have to rely on your buddies for your marriage!"
Jun Li: …
Mo Jinan didn't care about so many things. He only cared about whether he was the 227!
"Zhou Ju! Which one of me and my boyfriend is 227?"
Zhou Ju smiled mysteriously and handed the test paper to Mo Jinan: "Mr. Mo, there is a big question on your answer sheet that is misplaced, otherwise the score difference wouldn't be so big. You probably did it in a hurry and filled in the first blank with the second blank."
"Oh shit!"
Mo Jinan gritted his teeth and glared at Lin Jiayan fiercely. President Lin touched the tip of his nose and smiled soothingly: "It's okay, Jinan, you have to think of it this way. I spent a lot of time abroad when I was a child, and those foreign languages are almost like my mother tongue. Even so, you can still score almost the same as me in the exam, which means you are already very good."
"I also went to college in a foreign country! Damn it! Why am I always a little worse than you? Our luck is almost the same now! No way! Why am I the only one who made mistakes on the answer sheet!"
Lin Jiayan rubbed the rabbit with its hair standing on end and didn't bother about the score anymore. Zhou Ju also gently said, "Alright! It's getting late. Hug your wife! Let's take a car to the wedding venue now!"
"Wait a minute! We haven't taken any pictures yet!"
Jun Li propped himself up and picked up Bai Ze skillfully. He stood in the center position with Bai Ze and handed the camera to Mo Jinan.
"Come on! Everybody look at the camera!"
"Fuck it! Lin Jiayan! Jun Li is getting married, not losing his wife! You'll die if you laugh!"
"Zhizhi, stand next to me, so we can take pictures of his head."
"Orange...you're saying I'm short..."
Mo Jinan waited for everyone to adjust their posture before gesturing, "Come on! Everyone, look at the camera!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
“Happy wedding!!”
...
The wedding venue was already full of people, all of whom were well-known business leaders. It looked like they were attending a wedding, and those who didn't know would have thought it was some kind of business cooperation party.
The hosts on the stage were a little nervous from all the "nice to meet you" and "I've heard a lot about you". Each of them was a heavyweight, and if something went wrong they would have no chance of staying in the industry.
Because Jun Li's wedding was in a classical style, Jun Li was very considerate and sent ancient costumes to the guests in advance.
Seeing so many people in ancient costumes chatting and talking, it really felt like a dream returning to the Tang Dynasty.
The master of ceremonies, dressed as an ancient ritualist, checked the time and then sounded gongs and drums to signal everyone to be quiet.
The emcee took a deep breath and smiled professionally. He regained his calm demeanor and gently extended his hand to liven up the atmosphere.
"My dear elders! My dear relatives! My dear friends! We have gathered here to witness the wedding of Mr. Jun and Mr. Bai! I sincerely invite you to give us a high five and congratulate us!"
The audience immediately burst into applause, and everyone was extremely cooperative, but behind the scenes...
"No?! Damn it! Jun Li, why are you telling me such a big thing now?!"
Zhou Ju gritted his teeth and clenched his fists, the veins on his forehead throbbing, but Mo Jinan had already put the rose in his mouth and put on his sunglasses, ready to debut in the center position at any time.
"Oh... I was thinking... I was thinking... you would ask..."
Jun Li scratched his head and listened to the emcee who had already stirred up the atmosphere and was preparing to call the best men and bridesmaids to appear.
He quickly put his sunglasses on Zhou Ju's face and pushed her: "Sister! Sister! Please give me some face when I get married, Sister Zhou!"
"What a shame!!"
Zhou Ju was pushed forward by Jun Li. She stepped on Jun Li's foot fiercely, held a rose in her mouth, raised her sunglasses and glared at him fiercely: "I'm so unlucky to know you!"
"Oh! Next time, I must say hello to Sister Zhou in advance, okay? Thank you, sister!"
"whispering sound!"
Zhou Ju resigned herself to her fate and put on her sunglasses. She could only pray desperately that there were few people present who had business cooperation with the Zhou family, otherwise she would be completely embarrassed.
Jun Li looked at everyone with gloomy faces posing in extremely shameful ways, and it seemed that only Mo Jinan was enjoying it.
He was also trying not to laugh as the music of "Flower Guardian" was already playing outside.
"I'll give you two king crabs each after we get married!!"
“Get lost!!”
"Give me three fat ones! I want one more than them all!"
"The fat young master!!"
"I met her in my heart by chance on the street this night.
The two feet decided not to listen to her call and went home with her.
"The cold wind of the night is not allowed to blow her away
Her eyes seem to be speaking to me."
“Poof!! Cough cough cough…”
"Fuck... Isn't it... Mr. Jun's wedding so trendy?!"
All the bosses present spat out their tea in mouthfuls, but the spotlight suddenly focused on one point, the stage slowly rose, and everyone's extremely embarrassing poses came out so vividly.
The audience fell silent. Several CEOs in the front row rubbed their eyes and were stunned for a long time before they whispered: "Um... I... I'm not drunk... Isn't that CEO Lin!?"
"Fuck... I was drunk... I saw Lin's Living King of Hell singing and dancing rap..."
Lin Jiayan's hearing is indeed very good. Zhou Ju has already seen Lin's red ears. She also silently lit three incense sticks for Lin Jiayan, and then secretly prayed that no one would recognize her.
"Wait a minute! Isn't that the eldest daughter of the Zhou family?"
Zhou Ju: …
"Slim figure, fluttering figure, come quietly
Tell me romantic lover, do you love me?
"The greedy evening breeze dares to kiss her
Let her hair down gently, strand by strand."
Jiang Jincheng bit the rose and took a deep breath, looking at the two with great sympathy: "Are you two going to be on the headlines tomorrow?"
Zhou Ju, Lin Jiayan: …
"If nothing unexpected happens... it will start this afternoon..."
(If you haven’t heard this song, you can search for it and then listen to it to know how funny this scene is)
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