Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

Chu Wen could only accept the reality and asked again:

"Do you know magic?"

"will not."

"Can you fly?"

"will not."

“Can you cook?”

"will not."

"Can you do laundry?"

"will not."

“Can you make money?”

"will not."

"What do you know?"

"Nothing."

"what!"

Chu Wen and the old monk exclaimed at the same time.

The old monk quickly took two steps forward and asked, "What are you going to do in the future?"

"Follow the master."

Huayanjiaoyu answered in unison.

The old monk frowned: "Can you eat?"

Hua Yan answered immediately: "Yes, I love eating, especially white rice, it's the most delicious."

Qiao Yu was not to be outdone: "There are also tofu, radish, wild rice stem, cucumber, peas..."

Chu Wen was completely confused: "Haven't you guys ever been out of the mountains? Where can you eat these?"

After hearing Hua Yanqiao's words, both of them felt a little embarrassed and their cheeks turned red.

"Master, we stole it."

The old monk felt like a thousand horses were galloping in his heart.

Having a crazy guy and a big-bellied baby is already a headache enough, and now there are two foodies who don’t know how to do anything but only want to eat the best food.

No, you can’t stay!

Thinking of this, the old monk pulled Chu Wen aside and said in a low voice:

"You should drive them away. We don't run a canteen. If this continues, sooner or later they will spend all the money."

When Chu Wen heard this, he turned around and looked at the two beautiful and broad-minded rabbit spirits. He couldn't bear to do that.

"Master, don't worry. I will make money to support them..."

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the old monk.

"You make shitty money. If you keep going like this, we'll all be broke in less than a year."

"Master, this little girl is so pitiful. Can you really bear to abandon her in the mountains? We don't need this little money for food."

The old monk smiled sneerily and turned to Hua Yanqiao and shouted:

"How old are you two?"

"A thousand years old," the flowery and fair-speaking people answered in unison.

Chu Wen was stunned. This... a thousand-year-old monster?

The old monk stretched his bald head in front of Chu Wen and stared at Chu Wen with a pair of eyes full of ridicule.

"How is it? Is she a little girl?"

Chu Wen laughed awkwardly and said seriously:

"Master, it's better if the girl is older. As the saying goes, a girl three years older than you will bring you gold bricks, a girl thirty years older than you will bring you the kingdom, a girl three hundred years older than you will bring you elixirs, and a girl three thousand years older than you will be ranked among the immortals."

"Besides, a gentleman only plays with beautiful adult women. I won't abandon them."

"you……"

The old monk was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to refute, so he mocked:

"According to what you said, doesn't it mean that the bigger the woman, the better?"

"Of course. If a girl is 30,000 years older than her husband, she will be fed by the Queen Mother. If a girl is 300 million years older than her husband, she will rule the Jurassic world. If a girl is 3 trillion years older than her husband, she will rub the Milky Way with her hands."

The old monk was so stunned by these words that he forgot to say anything back.

Chu Wen took advantage of the old monk's moment of distraction and quickly took Xiu'er from his arms and shouted to Hua Yanqiaoyu:

"Fancy words, keep up."

"Yes, Master!"

……

Huayan Qiaoyu waited for three hundred years and finally met his master. He was transformed into a human form as he wished and could travel around the world with a legitimate reason. He was so happy.

They were like two little kids, laughing and jumping all the way, and walking in a very unruly manner.

The old monk walked at the end, looking worried all the way.

At this moment, there were two rabbit spirits, one on each side, and Chu Wen was walking in the middle. The three guys were laughing and talking to Xiu'er.

Chu Wen said to the left and right guardians:

"This is my sister Xiu'er. You will help me take care of her in the future."

"I understand, Master."

"By the way, why did you choose me as your master?"

Hua Yan replied: "The master looks like a good person and will not bully us."

Qiao Yu said: "The master is extraordinary, and it is obvious that he is a rare talent."

Chu Wen felt relieved to hear this. He was filled with joy and nodded.

"Not bad, not bad, you have good taste, come here, let the master hug you."

"Good host."

"Master, your hand..."

"Accidentally, accidentally, ..."

"It's okay, Master. Just leave it here."

"Hua Yan is so good, Qiao Yu, help me hold the baby first..."

……

The old monk looked at the three figures huddled together and really wanted to kick them.

He was secretly calculating in his mind:

I had only heard about giving names to fairies, but I didn't expect that this guy could actually succeed in giving names. This is really strange.

I heard that there is a fairy that sneaks into people's dreams and tricks them into giving names.

There are also people who hide on the roadside and imitate human voices, using deceptive means to obtain people's names.

Although these two kinds of demons can also transform, their principles are incomplete. They often act on their own and cause harm to others.

These two rabbit spirits are seeking fame in an upright manner and their natures are not bad.

They both look good, and if they are sent to get married, they can get a lot of dowry.

Chu Wen had no idea of ​​the old monk's thoughts, and he was having a great time chatting and laughing with Hua Yanyu all the way.

He saw that Hua Yanqiaoyu's clothes were too thin, revealing the outlines of three places that shouldn't be translucent, and the fabric was too gorgeous, which did not fit his low-key style.

"Can you two change clothes?"

"Yes, Master."

"You two can only wear this outfit for me. When there are outsiders, change it into the same hemp cloth robe as mine. When the outsiders leave, change it back immediately. Do you understand?"

"Understood, Master."

"What else will you two change?"

"Become a rabbit, master?"

"Rabbit? That's good! What else?"

"No, Master."

"When you...when you become human, can you keep your rabbit tail?"

"Yes, Master."

"Okay, okay, uh... do you guys know how to give me a back massage and warm the bed?"

"Master, we won't."

"It's okay, I'll teach you."

"Good host."

"Hua Yan, hold the child, Qiao Yu come over here..."

The old monk was so angry that his mouth twitched. Well, this kid was beating around the bush and this is what he was planning.

"You little brat! Do you need me to teach you how to massage your back and warm the bed? Doesn't your master know how to teach you?"

"Master, aren't you a monk?"

"You worship me as your master, so aren't you also a disciple of Buddhism?"

"Master, at first I thought my hair was too long and I couldn't pretend to be a monk. I couldn't get any connections, so I asked you to shave my head. You said you traded the razor for food, so why are you blaming me now?"

The old monk was stunned. This was indeed true. At the beginning, because there was no razor, he did not shave the boy's head. So he could not really be considered a Buddhist disciple.

"That won't work either! You've just started to refine your Qi, so you have to protect your essence and Qi. Otherwise, you'll get half the result with twice the effort, and you won't be able to build a foundation for the rest of your life. Hehe, stop dreaming."

The old monk exaggerated the knowledge of cultivation that he had heard from others, and Chu Wen believed it to be true.

"Ah! Master, no way!"

fancy words

巧语