Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

Chu Wen is now finally sure that what he is practicing is a method of cultivating immortality, and every time he practices, he can feel the effect of his essence.

He took the old monk's lies seriously and immediately became like a deflated ball.

The old monk won back a game and was in a good mood, with his steps becoming lighter.

Seeing Chu Wen's dejected look, the old monk became inexplicably happy and unconsciously hummed the Great Compassion Mantra:

"Namo dhāra dāna dāra yāya namo āri va ru ka tī shābhāya bodhisattva vaya mahasattva vaya..."

I let you clap your little hands and I let you be a good little rabbit.

The most painful thing in the world is not not having enough to eat, but having a big white steamed bun right in front of you but not being able to eat it.

After the old monk finished singing the Great Compassion Mantra, he sang the Xuyun Praise, and he was as happy as if he had eaten full meals for a month.

Chu Wen, however, looked depressed.

Every time I see Hua Yanjiao's picturesque face and surging chest, I feel even more sad.

"Master, then when can I... um, that."

"Hehe, that's going to have to wait until you've established your foundation. You've just started to refine your Qi, so it's still too early."

When Chu Wen heard this, he thought of the Fire Phoenix Nirvana Sutra. After the Qi Refining Chapter, it was followed by the Foundation Building Chapter. He asked hopefully:

"Master, what are the realms of cultivation?"

Huayan rushed to answer:

"I know I know."

"I know that, too. I know that, too."

Hua Yan said quickly: "Refine Qi, build foundation, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, transform into spirit, refine emptiness, merge, and transcend tribulation. If you succeed in transcending tribulation, you will have the body of a semi-immortal, also known as Mahayana. After transcending the tribulation of ascension, you can ascend to heaven and become an immortal celestial being."

Qiao Yu then added: "If you fail to pass the tribulation, you will be disintegrated. After disintegrating, you will become a scattered immortal. A scattered immortal will pass the tribulation once every thousand years. After nine tribulations, you can become an earthly immortal. An earthly immortal can only live in the mortal world and will never have the chance to ascend to heaven."

After listening to this mess of realms, Chu Wen immediately became happy. It turned out to be exactly the same as what was recorded in the technique.

"Haha, it turns out that after Qi Refining comes Foundation Building. I thought it would take a long time!"

The old monk sneered and said:

"You think foundation building is easy, right? Qi refining is divided into nine levels. Only after reaching perfection can you build a foundation. When building a foundation, you need the assistance of foundation building pills. Do you know how much a foundation building pill costs?"

"how much is it?"

The old monk laughed and said, "How would I know? It's a lot of money anyway."

"Money is not a problem. As long as money can solve the problem, it is not a problem, haha."

"If I have two coins, they will jingle and I won't know who I am anymore."

"Master, what level of Qi training am I at now?"

"How should I know? Some people cannot reach perfection even after a hundred years of Qi training, while some can build a foundation after twenty years of Qi training. I think you should have practiced for about two hundred and fifty years."

These words sounded obviously false and Chu Wen didn't believe a single word of them. How could someone cultivate Qi for a hundred years? Wouldn't he have died long ago?

"I don't believe it...sweet talk, let's go!"

"Good host."

"What realm are you at?"

"Master, we don't know."

"Then how do you know the realm of humans?"

"Master, we eavesdropped."

……

In fact, there are eleven levels of realms for monsters and goblins.

Level one to level six is ​​the monster stage.

The monsters and goblins at this stage have not yet transformed. They rely on their instinct to absorb spiritual energy and gradually improve their cultivation. Each level represents a different level of strength and wisdom.

Some monsters that have learned the art of transformation can also use magic to transform into human form during this period.

However, magic can only change the appearance, the eight extraordinary meridians in the human body cannot be changed, commonly known as painted skin.

Stage Seven: Transformed into a human, with the exact same body structure as a human except for the lack of a Heavenly Heart Acupoint, which is equivalent to the human Nascent Soul stage.

Level 8: Equivalent to the human god transformation stage.

Ninth level: Equivalent to the human realm of refining emptiness.

Level 10: Equivalent to the human fusion stage.

Level 11: Equivalent to the human tribulation period.

After successfully overcoming the tribulation, the Heavenly Heart Acupoint grows and becomes no different from that of a human being. It is already a semi-immortal body, no different from a Mahayana cultivator.

Huayan and Qiaoyu have successfully transformed, which is equivalent to a human Nascent Soul cultivator, and is already a seventh-level demon.

But rabbits are naturally timid and never come into contact with other species. Although she has an extraordinary talent for sweet talk, she usually just relies on instinct to practice, resulting in her having a lot of skills but no magic.

As everyone in the group was an outsider to these matters, they naturally had no idea what was going on.

"I'll teach you a song, do you want to learn?"

"Good host."

"Ahem... Two tigers love to dance, the little rabbit is pulling carrots obediently, and the little duck and I are learning to walk and sing."

Hua Yan Qiao Yu imitated the singing: "Two tigers love to dance..."

Chu Wen kept looking back while singing.

After singing the song, Chu Wen couldn't help feeling disappointed as he saw neither tigers, ducks, nor other rabbits.

……

The sweet words are like a voice as warm and smooth as jade, playful and clear.

They sang a nursery rhyme in a gentle and melodious manner, like a mountain stream or clear spring flowing over rocks, full of charm.

The old monk was stunned by what he heard.

"Master, this song is so beautiful, what is its name?"

"Uh…baby baby."

"It sounds really nice, Master. Who wrote it?"

"Of course it's me!"

"Master, you are awesome!"

"Master, you are awesome!"

Listening to these disgusting words, the old monk became depressed again.

How come this lunatic is so good at coaxing women?

When he was in the mountain temple before, the only few opportunities this kid got were given by the widow in the village.

While I was thinking, I heard the cheap apprentice singing:

"The little conch shell blows blindly, and the seagulls fly blindly and sing."

"The little conch is blowing nonsense..."

……

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds are saying, good morning, good morning, why are you carrying a bag of explosives? I'm going to blow up the school... sing."

"The sun is shining in the sky..."

……

Chu Wen sang all the animals he could think of, but in the end he missed the target and didn't see any monsters.

The old monk suffered a lot along the way.

That guy's songs weren't bad, and he sang the sweet words seriously, but the lyrics always sounded weird.

How can a normal person compose these songs? It seems that Madman's madness is getting worse.

……

The group of five hurried and finally arrived at Niubo Town before dark.

Huayan changed her clothes outside the town.

The ordinary brown hemp robe looks so charming when worn by them, and they are a sight to behold whether they are moving or still.

The old monk thought about returning to secular life a thousand times along the way.

Misfortune never comes singly.

The two rabbit spirits were also big eaters. Each of them ate two large bowls of vegetarian noodles and still said they were hungry.

The old monk had no choice but to spend another penny and buy two white radishes for them to chew on.

When they arrived at the inn, they found that five people could not fit into one room, so the old monk reluctantly opened two rooms.

He lived in one room with Chu Wen and Xiu'er, and the two rabbit spirits lived in another room.

The two rabbit spirits wanted the old monk to sleep in a room by himself, but the old monk firmly rejected their idea.

The noodles and the hotel cost another forty-seven cents.

The old monk had nightmares all night long.

I dreamed that I was back at the mountain temple, starving, naked, with four hungry ghosts howling beside me...

After what happened today, Chu Wen was full of worries and couldn't sleep at all.

After he coaxed Xiu'er to sleep, he wanted to secretly get up to practice martial arts, but Xiu'er woke up as soon as he got up.

There was no other way, Chu Wen could only hold Xiu'er and sit on the floor, let Xiu'er lie on his legs to sleep, and then began to meditate and breathe.

He practiced so anxiously only for two things.

One is to save life.

The second is losing one’s virginity.

……

The clever words that changed the clothes of mortals

The flowery words that transformed the clothes of mortals