Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

Chu Wen reached into his arms, took out three ten-liang silver ingots from his storage bag, and handed them to Yuantong.

Zhi Zhang rushed to take it, held it in his hands and said:

"Brother, I have made some money recently, so I dare to come to see you."

"What do you mean by that? Who do you think I am?"

"Brother, I've been asking around these days and I know it's not easy for you either. Even though you have someone to help you..."

Zhi Zhang was beaten and scolded before he could finish his words.

"You son of a bitch, you keep bringing it up, you keep bringing it up, you keep bringing it up..."

……

After all, they are brothers, so Yuantong didn't kick Zhizhang out.

The young monk Huineng was young but very capable. He was busy helping to settle Chu Wen and his group.

Zhizhang lives in a guest room by himself.

Chu Wen and Xiu'er share a guest room.

A room full of sweet words and clever talk.

Chu Wen had not seen anyone else since he entered Famen Temple. While Huineng was making the bed, he asked curiously:

"Brother Huineng, are you and your master the only two people in the temple?"

"Yes." Huineng answered as he made the bed.

"What about the rest?"

"Grandmaster and uncle are both dead."

"Ah! How did he die?"

"Master said they died of starvation."

Chu Wen was shocked when he heard this. Could the monks in this city starve to death?

"Then how did you and your master survive?"

"There is a little nun from Shuiyue Temple who occasionally gives us food."

"Little nun? Who is she?"

"I don't know the name. Master forbids me to ask."

Chu Wen learned a lot today.

The old monk called the man "Big Brother". The old monk's big brother was supported by a nun. The old monk, who was a miser, actually took out thirty taels of silver to give to the man.

There is something fishy about this matter and it is definitely not simple.

"Hui Neng, do you know what the relationship is between your master and my master?"

"I don't know, but your master can't beat my master."

Huineng replied proudly.

Chu Wen had no way to refute this. Not only was he unable to beat him, he didn't even dare to fight back.

……

After the old monk Zhizhang made the bed in his room, he tiptoed out of the door and came to Yuantong's quiet room.

"Brother, are you asleep?"

"roll!"

"Brother, open the door, I have something to tell you."

"..."

"Brother, have you eaten yet? I'll go buy you a roast chicken."

"roll!"

"Brother, where do you put your clothes? I'll go wash them for you."

"..."

After a while, there was the sound of a bolt being pulled open.

Zhi Zhang was overjoyed and quickly pushed open the door and slipped in.

Yuantong closed his eyes and meditated on the cushion, not even looking at the mentally retarded person.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, say it quickly."

"Brother, what are you going to do to calm down?"

"I'll be fine if you die."

"Brother, I won't live much longer. I've been having heartaches lately."

This is a lie, Zhizhang is in good health.

Yuantong couldn't help but open his eyes and glanced at his idiot brother.

"Humph! It would be better if I died!"

"Brother, let me tell you, I've encountered a lot of strange things recently. My eldest disciple is really amazing..."

Before Zhizhang could finish his words, Yuantong interrupted angrily:

"I'm asking you, where did you get all that money?"

"Brother, this money is all honest money. It was earned by my master and I from exorcising ghosts and eliminating disasters for others. It is not ill-gotten gains."

"Brother, you don't know, my eldest disciple is very evil. Ghosts run away when they see him. He can also chant spells to drive away ghosts and evil spirits."

Seeing that the idiot was speaking seriously, Yuan Xin understood a little better.

"Did you teach it?"

"How can I exorcise ghosts? This kid is born with the ability. I don't know who taught him."

"Where did you come from, this disciple?"

"I found him on the roadside. He was a madman. He was so hungry that he ate grass and got poisoned. I saved him and he became my disciple for half a bun."

"Humph! You're just a bully!"

"Brother, I never bullied him. I even bought him some braised pork today. If you don't believe me, go ask."

"Where did those two transformed monsters come from?"

"Brother, let me tell you, that boy is very evil. These two monsters recognized him and insisted on him giving them a name and recognizing him as their master. Brother, why don't we have this fate?"

"Who is that little kid?"

"Brother, let me tell you, this is even more weird..."

Zhi Zhang told Yuantong the whole story of Xiu'er's origin, which left Yuantong stunned.

“This is not an easy matter.”

"That's right, brother. This girl must have a great background."

"Don't worry about his background. Since he has accepted you as his master, don't treat him unfairly."

"Brother, I swear to God, from the day I picked her up, I gave her sweet potatoes to eat first, and she never went hungry for a single day. I couldn't bear to eat them myself, and I always put her first in everything..."

Zhi Zhang pursed his lips as he spoke, as if he had suffered a great injustice.

"Is this what you came here to talk about?"

"No, brother, I just came to see you."

"Humph! You're done, get out of here."

"Brother, there's one more thing I want to ask you. Is there any haunted house for sale in this city?"

"What do you want to do?"

"That haunted house is cheap."

"I knew you were not doing well."

"Brother, I'm just trying to save money."

"There is one in the south of the city. It's still vacant. You can move in if you have the guts."

"Okay, okay, brother, where is the house?"

"Go east a hundred feet, and you will find the Xu Mansion."

……

The old monk had a good sleep and walked out of the room the next morning feeling refreshed.

When he looked up, he was startled to see two people squatting on the roof.

I pushed open Chu Wen's door and found Chu Wen meditating on the bed.

Xiu'er was sleeping soundly on his legs, and her saliva from her sleep had wet Chu Wen's clothes.

“None of them are normal.”

Chu Wen saw his master coming, stopped breathing, and asked slyly:

"Master, how old are you?"

An embarrassed look flashed across the old monk's face.

"What do you care about my age?"

Chu Wen caught the fleeting subtle expression in the old monk's eyes and became even more curious.

"Master, I see you are older than that monk, how can you call him brother?"

The old monk's face turned red when he thought of what happened yesterday. He quickly turned around and pretended to pour himself some water to drink.

In fact, the old monk is only 42 years old this year. When he was driven out of his original temple, he was still young and had dreams.

I have sold tiger bone wine soaked in dog bones, rat poison made from beans, fake dog skin plasters, fake cockroach medicine, etc.

Later, as he got older, he could no longer beat the customers who came back to overturn his stall, so he accepted his fate and started begging for alms.

Because of wandering around, eating one meal and going hungry the next, and being exposed to the wind and sun, he looks like he is in his fifties or sixties.

"Children listen to adults talking and smell adults farting. You can control me, but I am willing to do it."

This was the first time Chu Wen saw the old monk blush in recent days, and he was even more eager to watch the show.

"Master, do you owe anyone a lot of money?"

"roll!"

"Master, is he really your brother?"

"Get lost. If you ask me again, I'll beat you to death."

Seeing that the old monk was getting anxious, Chu Wen became even more curious, so he changed his angle.

"Master, I see your brother isn't doing well either, what's going on?"

"You bastard! Call me uncle! Uncle! If I didn't think you were crazy, I would beat you to death."

"Oh, my uncle lives in the city, how come he is doing so badly? I heard that my uncle and my great-grandmaster both starved to death."

The old monk sighed heavily upon hearing this, with a sad look on his face, as if he was feeling very aggrieved. He then slowly said:

"It's all because of that damn Taoist who is not a human being. No one can beat him. Alas!"

"Other religions say you all have to believe in gods, but Taoism says you should practice diligently and become a god soon."

"Other religions teach us to forgive, to pardon, and to redeem ourselves, but Taoism teaches us that revenge must be taken, otherwise the inner demons will be hard to eliminate."

"Other sects require restraint in this and that, but Taoism says to follow one's heart, otherwise one's Tao heart will be unstable."

"Other sects need to preach more and recruit believers to accumulate merits. Taoism is about believers, and those who don't believe can leave. The spiritual energy is already thin, so don't disturb my ascension."

"Anyone can join other sects, but Taoism will not accept anyone who is unstable, unsteady, or righteous, and does not have spiritual roots."

"Damn it, people with a bit of talent have all gone to Taoism, and it's only after they've picked the rest that it's time for others to get their turn. Alas, they're not human beings."

That's it!

Chu Wen suddenly realized, and immediately felt more favorable towards Taoism.

This is the religion that good people should believe in!

If you can't do this or that, you might as well follow my Kun Xin Chicken Sect.

In order to write this book, I studied Taoism in detail, and then I realized that it is impossible to find such a cool religion in the world. There has never been one before, and there will never be one in the future.

In front of Taoism, other sects are all younger brothers, and any one of them will be beaten.

I am a Taoist, how can I be depressed and inferior to others for a long time! The whole nation should cultivate immortality, starting with me. Those who don’t have the skills, give them to me, and those who don’t have Taoist nuns, throw them away!