Crazy Xiuxian, boundless magic power

"I heard that there is a little nun who occasionally brings food here, otherwise I would starve to death." Chu Wen said casually.

The old monk glared at him and said, "What did you say? Little nun?! Old nun or little nun?"

"Hui Neng said it was a little nun." Chu Wen said.

After hearing this, the old monk guessed that it was someone sent by Xiaofang, and did not ask any more questions.

"I have to go out for something. You stay in the temple and are not allowed to go anywhere." The old monk stood up and walked towards the door.

"Oh." Chu Wen responded casually when he saw Xiu'er was still asleep.

"Go take a shower, you stink. There's a well in the yard." The old monk said as he walked out of the room.

"Master, I don't have any clean clothes." Chu Wen shouted.

"Make a fire and dry it yourself." The old monk answered from a distance.

Seeing the old monk leave, Chu Wen rubbed his arms lightly, and immediately rubbed out a big black mud dragon.

He shook his head and walked out of the room, found the bathroom, filled a bathtub with well water, and went in naked.

"Sweet talk, rub my back."

"Here comes the master."

"Do you want to take a shower together?"

"Master, the water is black."

……

After taking a shower and feeling relaxed, Chu Wen smelled the underwear and found it wasn't very smelly, so he put it on.

"Flower words, you two come here, I will teach you how to wash clothes." Chu Wen's laziness broke out.

"Okay, master." Hua Yanqiaoyu ran over happily when she saw that her master was going to teach her skills.

Chu Wen, wearing his underwear, first wet his hemp robe in water, then put it in the wooden basin, scrubbing it while explaining.

"Just rub, rub, rub, then turn it over and rub it, rub, rub it more, rub it more, and then rinse it twice with clean water. Do you understand?"

"I understand, master." Hua Yanqiaoyu said happily when she saw that washing clothes was so simple.

"Okay, go ahead and wash them. After you're done, make a fire and dry the clothes for me."

Chu Wen had just finished a cold shower and his body was cold. He wanted to go back to bed to warm himself up, so after giving instructions, he ran back to the guest room.

Huayanqiaoyu was very happy to have learned a new skill and washed the clothes very hard.

……

A quarter of an hour later.

"It's on fire, come and put it out!"

Chu Wen had just warmed himself up when he heard Huineng's loud shouting outside. He hurriedly got up from the bed and ran to the door.

As soon as I walked out of the door, I saw a huge fire burning in the middle of the yard.

The flowery and sweet-talking people each pulled at the sleeve and stood happily by the fire to dry their clothes.

Huineng was so anxious that he kept jumping up and down.

"What are you doing?" Chu Wen hurried over.

"To roast the clothes, master," the beautiful women answered in unison.

When Chu Wen came closer and took a look, he was so angry that his mouth twisted.

I saw that the hemp robe had been deformed, the seams had torn, there were holes everywhere, and the hem was too short.

The ramie cloth was not strong to begin with, so how could it withstand the rubbing of two Yuanying masters? The reason it became like this was because the two masters saved their effort.

Chu Wen was so angry that smoke came out of his head. Just as he was about to curse, he suddenly heard Huineng shout:

"They took down the doors and windows and burned them!"

Upon hearing this, Chu Wen looked towards the fire, and saw faint shadows of doors and windows in the wood in the fire.

Looking back, I saw that the doors and windows of the guest room where the master lived were all gone.

"You...you guys put out the fire for me."

"Yes, Master!"

Seeing that his master's tone was stern, Hua Yanqiaoyu realized that putting out the fire was more urgent, so he immediately threw his gauze robe on the ground and quickly ran to the bathroom.

Qiao Yu even stepped on the robe.

Chu Wen was so angry. Two hundred coins! He would be scolded to death by the old monk.

More importantly, if the old monk knew about this, he would definitely drive away the sweet talk, and this matter must be kept secret.

Just when he was thinking about what story he could make up to get away with it.

"boom"

"boom"

Two loud noises came from the direction of the bathroom.

Chu Wen turned around and was stunned. He saw Hua Yanqiaoyu carrying the bathtub and rushing out of the bathroom against the wall.

It turned out that Chu Wen's bath water had not been poured out yet. Hua Yanqiaoyu saw that there was too much water in the bathtub, so she wanted to carry him out to put out the fire.

As it turned out, the tub was too big, the door was too narrow, and the owner's tone of command was urgent, so they had no choice but to lift the tub and bump against the wall to get out.

The bathtub was so huge that Chu Wen had to run back and forth eight or nine times before filling it up. The water and the wooden barrel weighed at least a thousand kilograms.

Hua Yanqiaoyu carried the wooden barrel weighing over a thousand pounds as if it were nothing, ran quickly towards the fire, and then tilted the barrel.

"Wow!"

"laugh!"

The fire was extinguished in an instant, cleanly and neatly.

The clothes on the ground were soaked and washed by the black carbon ash and water, and floated into the gutter, changing their color.

Abbot Yuantong silently closed the window of the quiet room.

Not to be offended.

Can't see.

……

When the old monk came back, it was already an hour later.

He found that the bluestone floor in the yard was particularly clean, as if it had been washed by someone.

When I turned around, I found that the doors and windows of my room were gone.

The old monk walked into Chu Wen's room full of doubts and found Chu Wen still lying on the bed with a quilt covering him, playing butterfly games with Xiu'er and Huayanqiaoyu.

Just as he was about to start scolding, Chu Wen spoke up first: "Master, let me tell you something weird."

Seeing Chu Wen's mysterious look, the old monk couldn't help but ask, "What's the matter?"

"Master, when I went to take a shower, I put my robe in the yard. When I came out of the shower, the clothes were gone! They were gone!" Chu Wen looked surprised.

"You turtle..."

"Master, please don't scold me yet. There is something even more bizarre. When I came out of the shower, not only were my clothes gone, but your windows and doors were also gone. Master, what do you think is going on? Is there a ghost in the temple?"

Hua Yanqiaoyu had already agreed on the testimony with Chu Wen and stood by and nodded all the time.

The old monk saw that Chu Wen was surprised and didn't seem to be lying, but this matter was too bizarre and he couldn't believe it for a moment.

"Honestly! You don't want to do the laundry! Throw the clothes away!"

"How is that possible, Master? Even if I threw away the clothes, what happened to your doors and windows? Master, I think this place is weird and we can't stay here for long. Let's go." Chu Wen looked mysterious.

The old monk couldn't help but think to himself, could it be that brother wants to drive me away?

No, with my brother's temper, he wouldn't use this method to drive me away.

I have to go ask.

Just after taking two steps, he thought of the urgent business, and the Xu family was in a hurry. If he delayed, it would be a big loss. It would not be too late to ask about this matter in the evening, so he said:

"Don't worry about that for now, just follow me."

"Master, I have no clothes to wear!"

"Come with me quickly, there's a clothing store right outside, I'll buy it for you!"

"Oh, Master, are we going to have breakfast?"

"What's for breakfast? Buy a house!"

"Ah! Really!"

……

The old monk just went out to inquire about the haunted incident at Xu's mansion.

It turned out that two years ago, the Xu family's business declined sharply, so Mr. Xu invited a Feng Shui master to check the Feng Shui of the Xu family's house.

The Feng Shui master said that the problem lies with the two trees in the Xu family's backyard.

The two trees have grown too tall, exceeding the roof. The peach tree blocks the blessing and the apricot tree blocks the wealth. It is extremely unlucky. They need to be either transplanted or cut down.

The two trees were so thick that it took two people to hug them together and could not be transplanted, so Master Xu ordered his servants to cut down the trees.

Unexpectedly, the two fruit trees were as hard as iron. The four servants chopped at them for an entire afternoon and only damaged the bark a little, with several axes broken.

On the night of felling the tree, the Xu family, including the maids and servants, all had the same nightmare. They dreamed of two female ghosts in white clothes covered in blood wandering in the backyard.

The two female ghosts had no eyes or noses, they just stared at him with their white faces, which was so scary.

The next day, Mr. Xu spent a large sum of money to invite a Taoist priest from Qingyang Temple, who performed a ritual, but he still had nightmares at night.

Several batches of Taoist priests were replaced, but the evil spirits in the courtyard could not be driven away.

This matter is too small, and the evil ghost has no actual behavior to harm people. It just makes people have nightmares, so the Sitianjian cannot be asked to help.

The Xu family was haunted by nightmares every day and could not bear it any longer, so they bought a new house in the east of the city and wanted to sell the old house for five hundred taels of silver.

The news spread throughout the city, and no one dared to buy it. After selling it for half a year, no one came to ask about it.

The Xu family had no choice but to lower the selling price, but still no one was interested.

In this way, the Xu Mansion remained vacant for more than a year, and the selling price dropped from five hundred taels to two hundred taels.

But two hundred taels is an astronomical figure for the poor, and no rich person would want to live in a haunted house.

Until I met monk Zhizhang.

The two parties hit it off and quickly drafted a sales contract. The old monk came back to ask Chu Wen to pay and sign the contract.

Since monks cannot own private property, Chu Wen had to come forward.

The old monk planned to go into the Xu Mansion to take a look before the contract. Although no one had lived in the house for more than a year, the Xu family's servants would come back every now and then to clean the house, so it was very clean.

The old monk's abacus was clattering. If the house wasn't haunted, it would be impossible to buy it without eight hundred taels of silver.

Wait until the madman drives the ghost away and then sells it. Wouldn't that make a fortune?