Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!

Chapter 24: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, there is no cure for love-brain

After Qi Yanxing finished speaking in a soft voice, Jiang Yuan reached behind him without hesitation and gently patted his fur as he did before.

Jiang Yuan always felt that this child was too humble.

"If you get scared again in the future, sleep with the light on. If it's too bright, put a small table lamp at the head of the bed and buy a stuffed toy and hug it while you sleep." Jiang Yuan said patiently.

Qi Yanxing raised his eyes to look at him, "............But I want to hug a living person, a stuffed toy is dead."

Jiang Yuan didn't understand what this meant, but the monster was too fragile at the moment, so he had to give it more comfort.

"There will be some alive. You will find a partner sooner or later. You will definitely find one."

Not hearing the answer he wanted to hear, Qi Yanxing got angry and stopped talking.

His dark eyes quietly opened in Jiang Yuan's arms, and a smile slowly appeared at the corners of his lips.

This brother just didn't agree with him at the moment, but he still slept with his arms around him and lived in his house.

He could have spent more time chasing people over.

The same night, different people in different situations.

In the small dark room of the castle, as soon as twelve o'clock arrived, Chushi quietly called "Master——"

"Master, are you ready? Come and dig together—"

The tenth day lowered his voice and spoke with a breath, which sounded like a ghost calling his soul in the middle of the night.

After shouting for more than ten times but no one came, and they were hungry, the two of them decided to open the hole, push open the bed on Jiang Yuan's side, and crawl through the hole.

After realizing that there was no one in the room, the two looked at each other again in the darkness.

"The master should have gone to her boyfriend's place to spend the night." Song Beizhi guessed, "I was lucky enough to read in a book that monsters feel unbearable pain when they are in heat."

Chushi gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Beizhi, you know more. No wonder that monster didn't feed us tonight."

Song Beizhi turned on the light on the wall and looked around.

"Master, you are the boyfriend of that monster, so you must have food. Let's find something to eat. Otherwise, we won't be able to work at night like this."

The two men searched the house carefully for a while without moving anything, until they found half a biscuit they had given yesterday in a clean bucket.

"Brother Beizhi, look." Chushi stared at the biscuit with squinting eyes and brought it to Song Beizhi.

Song Beizhi took a look and said, "This is what we gave to the master. The master is reluctant to eat it, so we must not touch it."

So the two of them worked all night with empty stomachs.

When Jiang Yuan was sent back the next morning, there were several red spots on her neck.

Very itchy.

There are mosquitoes in the basement, biting me.

If he feels itchy, he will scratch it.

After scratching a few times, the fair and tender skin was broken.

Qi Yanxing wanted to find a Band-Aid to put on the wound, but Jiang Yuan waved his hand.

"No need, it's just a few mosquito bites. My skin is thick and it will be gone in two days."

"But Yuan, your skin is obviously very soft..." the monster muttered softly.

Fortunately, Jiang Yuan didn't hear it and went straight back to the house.

As soon as the door of the small dark room was closed, Jiang Yuan's eyes fell on the green biscuit on the table.

He focused his eyes on the cookies and then looked at the trash can.

For a long moment, I couldn't believe my eyes.

Jiang Yuan thought that she might have remembered it wrong, so she put a piece of paper under the biscuits to avoid their contact with her fingers and threw them back into the trash can.

I had noodles with soybean paste for breakfast again today.

Qi Yanxing fried an extra heart-shaped egg for him and added ham and minced meat.

Fearing that she would be treated specially, Jiang Yuan asked the person next to her during dinner, "What did you eat this morning?"

"Jajangmyeon, where's the master?

"What a coincidence, so am I."

In the small dark room next door, Chushi and Song Beizhi stared at the bowl of watery soup in front of them. There was no fried sauce, only soybean paste. There were no delicate noodles but instant noodles, and a rotten cabbage leaf on top.

I swallowed my saliva while eating something that could be called noodles with soybean paste.

This thing is easier to swallow than steamed buns!

Qi Yanxing went to the market today. Early in the morning, Jiang Yuan was busy looking for an online dating partner for this monster.

This monster didn't reply to the message he sent to Qi Yanxing last night.

Jiang Yuan knew he was busy.

When I went online today, I saw that the post had become popular and more people came to sign up.

Jiang Yuan sent all the photos that she thought were similar to Qi Yanxing.

[Take a look at these and see if you like them. I’ll help you find the right match~]

Qi Yanxing had just arrived at Baicheng market when he received the news.

After seeing another pile of photos and what Jiang Yuan said, his face became even uglier than last night.

He knew that this was not a solution. When would Jiang Yuan stop helping him find a partner?

After a brief thought, Qi Yanxing replied: [Brother, please don’t find a partner for me anymore. I already have someone I like.]

Jiang Yuan: [Who!]

Qi Yanxing: [You.]

Standing on the market street, Qi Yanxing stared at his mobile phone and waited for a long time for a message, but the other party did not reply.

Because at this moment, Jiang Yuan, who received this message, was busy cursing!

Jiang Yuan was really angry at Qi Yanxing's words.

He was just an online friend who had chatted with Qi Yanxing for a few days, and Qi Yanxing said that he liked him?

You don’t even know whether he is a human or a monster, what his name is, or what he looks like, and you’re talking about liking him?

Combining the 100,000 yuan Qi Yanxing transferred to her last time, as well as her shyness and nervousness during these few times of interacting with him, Jiang Yuan finally came to a shocking conclusion -

The villain in this book has no brains!

Throughout the whole day, Jiang Yuan was thinking about how to get through Qi Yanxing's estrus period.

Until the evening when the monster came back from the market and knocked on his door.

When the door opened, Jiang Yuan saw a tall man breathing heavily, carrying a large bag in both hands, appear outside the door.

Among them was a box of milk.

As soon as Qi Yanxing entered the room, he threw the milk aside and put new clothes and some daily necessities on Jiang Yuan's bed.

Without giving Jiang Yuan a chance to speak, Qi Yanxing put his things down, got up and left.

Jiang Yuan immediately stopped him, "Um, you only gave these things to me?"

Qi Yanxing's tone returned to its previous indifferent tone, "No, both."

Jiang Yuan wanted to ask something, but the door slammed shut.

The moment the door closed, Jiang Yuan's eyes rolled up.

"Why are you so angry? I didn't provoke you."

In the evening, Qi Yanxing took out his phone and saw that Jiang Yuan had not replied yet, so he sent her an emoticon of an angry rabbit with its hands on its hips.

Jiang Yuan was holding a bag of milk when she received the message.

Only then did he remember that he had forgotten to reply to Qi Yanxing.

I quickly typed over: [Brother, you really shouldn’t like me. I’m 230 meters tall, weigh 500 kilograms, owe million yuan to others, and have mortgage and car loans.]

Qi Yanxing: [! ]

【Then your conditions are not bad! 】

After seeing what Qi Yanxing replied, Jiang Yuan's eyes widened and he almost choked on the water!

Qi Yanxing: [Your height is just right, not too tall or too short, and your weight is good enough to resist virus invasion, so you won't lose weight when you get sick. I'll help you pay off the money you owe, and you have a car and a house, which is better than 90% of the human race.]

[So come on, let’s fall in love online, and we’ll pay off our debts and mortgages and car loans together! ]

Jiang Yuan vomited blood!

[Ding——It was found that the host was injured by the villain, and his health value was -5, currently 69. ]

Jiang Yuan threw his phone and started cursing!

"Great! This kind of trivial matter can deduct life points. You just want me to die soon, right?"

[Ding? The host was angered by the program again, health value -1, currently 68. ]

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