Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!

No matter what Qi Yanxing sent, Jiang Yuan still said the same thing.

[I refuse to have an online relationship with you. Online relationships are illusory and long-distance relationships are unreliable. You can’t take care of my life, provide me with material support, or even psychologically accompany me...]

However, he gave a lot of reasons, but Qi Yanxing responded to them all one by one.

Qi Yanxing: [I went to the bank to withdraw money today. I now have 50 yuan. I can only keep 1000 yuan for myself and transfer the rest to you.]

[As for companionship, do you plan to return to China? If not, I can hire someone to take care of the pets and fly to see you. ]

[Nowadays, transportation is very convenient and you can get there in one day. Do you have any other concerns? ]

Jiang Yuan tried her best to control herself from getting angry.

Randomly, after a little thought, he had an idea!

Jiang Yuan: [This photo is of you, right?]

Qi Yanxing: [Yes.]

Jiang Yuan: [So ugly, so ugly and so tacky, so ugly that it doesn’t even look good. We can’t have an online relationship with you, we can only be friends.]

This is a very useful trick. After Jiang Yuan finished speaking, the other party no longer responded.

Jiang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Just as he was feeling delighted with his own wit, there was a knock on the door.

Jiang Yuan was startled, put down his crossed legs, and rolled over from the bed.

The moment the door opened, Qi Yanxing appeared outside with red eyes.

The whole monster was in a state of depression and listlessness.

The moment he saw Jiang Yuan, Qi Yanxing lowered his head, and the tears that had already welled up in his eyes slid to the ground.

Seeing someone crying, Jiang Yuan felt nervous and quickly pulled the person into his room.

"You, what's wrong with you?" Jiang Yuan asked with concern, but in her mind she thought of what she had just sent to Qi Yanxing, and felt guilty.

Qi Yanxing sat down with him on the bedside, tears streaming down his face, his face full of grievance.

He cried heavily and said, "Yuan, I just found a partner and confessed my love to him, and then he called me ugly. I, I am really ugly, right?"

Qi Yanxing raised his head, and his deep and charming mixed-race eyes fell on Jiang Yuan's face. The embellishment of tears made people feel even more distressed.

Especially at this moment, Qi Yanxing bent his body and leaned his head on Jiang Yuan's shoulder.

Somehow, the long horns on his head became much shorter.

The monster's tears fell on him. Jiang Yuan's heart softened and he felt even more annoyed about the wrong words he had just said!

Jiang Yuan was flustered and kept comforting him: "You are definitely not ugly, it's that guy who has no taste, he is the one who PUAs you! So, tell me what kind of person you like, and I will help you find one."

Qi Yanxing was leaning on Jiang Yuan's shoulder and sobbing. When he heard what Jiang Yuan said again, his sobs choked.

He finally realized that his brother could not escape the trap of "helping him to get married".

This time Qi Yanxing was neither annoyed nor angry. Instead, he moved his head away from Jiang Yuan's shoulder, lowered his eyes, and said in a weak voice:

"Can a monster as ugly as me find a mate?"

"You're not ugly! You're really not ugly!"

"Yuan, are you sure you're not trying to comfort me or deceive me?"

"I swear I'm not ugly!" Jiang Yuan raised her finger. "I'm really not ugly. How about this, you gave me your phone, and we can add each other as friends. I'll help you check it out online, and when I find a suitable one, I'll send it to you."

Later, Jiang Yuan opened another account and added Qi Yanxing as a friend.

The vest cannot fall off, he has to keep it steady.

When Qi Yanxing saw Jiang Yuan adding him with a new account, his eyes darkened for a moment.

He could see that Jiang Yuan had no intention of revealing his true identity.

Jiang Yuan didn't want to do that, so there must be a reason for that.

He didn't ask, he wanted to be a good and obedient monster!

After Jiang Yuan added Qi Yanxing as a friend, she patted his shoulder and said, "Relax, you are really good-looking. As a person of the opposite sex, I am always moved every time I see a face like yours. If you are more confident, it won't be difficult for you to find a partner."

Qi Yanxing squinted his eyes and his gaze fell on Jiang Yuan's hand on his shoulder, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

"Okay, then you need to help me find it quickly. I will enter the estrus period in thirteen days."

As Qi Yanxing chatted with Jiang Yuan more often, his sentences became more coherent.

"Of course, as long as you like them, this will definitely work!" Jiang Yuan vowed.

That night, Jiang Yuan sent the photos she found to Qi Yanxing using a secondary account.

Qi Yanxing took a step back and replied with a few numbers perfunctorily: [1, 3, 5, 8 are all OK.]

Seeing that Qi Yanxing finally found someone he liked, Jiang Yuan had the illusion that his own child had grown up!

Jiang Yuan sent the contact information of several people to Qi Yanxing one by one, allowing the monster to have a good chat with them.

Qi Yanxing added people one by one.

The first person who came through in the chat was a netizen named "Rose Bear".

Rose Bear: [Is that you in the little brother’s profile picture? You’re so handsome! ! ]

[You! Just a quick question, do you have any other photos? Ring and see! ]

Qi Yanxing: [You can see the photos, but I am looking for someone seriously. I will tell you my conditions before sending the photos.]

[I am 160cm tall, in debt of 50 yuan, and have no car or house. If you come to our house, you need to buy me a car and a house. Oh, and my mother also said that we have to take care of my three brothers and four sisters together. My father also said that you have to know how to cook...]

[A man who can cook is a good man. May I ask how much you earn? I can spend more.]

Rose Bear: [........]

[Sorry, little brother, I think we may not be suitable. ]

Qi Yanxing: [Hmm? What's wrong with it? You say I'm not suitable without even understanding it? ]

Rose Bear: [Um, I just don’t like the way you talk. It’s too serious. I can’t get used to it. Sorry to bother you.]

When Qi Yanxing sent another message, it was displayed with a red exclamation mark.

Then he took a screenshot of the chat record and imported it into PS.

He replaced the previous conversation with his own photo, and then sent the processed picture to Jiang Yuan.

Jiang Yuan was busy looking for other people when she received the message from Qi Yanxing.

Jiang Yuan thought it was good news, but when he clicked on it and saw red exclamation marks and a screen full of unfriendly messages, he was furious!

[Don't bother with this sick person, he just thought you were too handsome in the photo and felt that he was not worthy of you, so he walked away tactfully! ]

Qi Yanxing: [crying and feeling wrongedjpg]

[Yuan, you don't need to comfort me, it must be because I'm too ugly. ]

Jiang Yuan: [Impossible!]

[You are just too beautiful, they are not worthy of you! Forget this one, change to the next one! ]

then,

Qi Yanxing changed to the next one.

Copy and paste that paragraph to the next person.

When the other party saw this, he couldn't help but give some advice.

[You are really good-looking, very handsome. Why don't you come with me to be a prostitute? You can earn tens of thousands a night.]

Qi Yanxing sent the chat records to Jiang Yuan.

Qi Yanxing: [Yuan, what is a duck? Should I do it? ]

Jiang Yuan: “!!!”