Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 5 Don't Call Me Brother
Staring at the words Qi Yanxing sent on the screen, Jiang Yuan vomited blood!
The content in the circle of friends was too ambiguous, and he knew that Qi Yanxing would definitely think of something wrong!
But Jiang Yuan changed her mind and decided not to have an online romance with Qi Yanxing.
He is now just Qi Yanxing’s childhood friend, and they only talk about feelings and nothing else. So what even if he is a lesbian!
Jiang Yuan typed solemnly: [Yes.]
[But I haven't told anyone about this. This is a secret between you and me. Please don't tell my parents.]
Immediately, Jiang Yuan set his Moments to be visible for only three days.
There is a sense of intimacy, as if “my secrets are only shared with you”.
Qi Yanxing didn't reply for a long time, but the dialog box kept showing "the other party is typing."
Jiang Yuan knew that he had concerns.
An idea suddenly occurred to him: [By the way, I’m currently pursuing a senior schoolmate, do you have any good ideas to help me win her over? ]
At the same time, on the sofa on the first floor of the castle.
Qi Yanxing's tall body was half leaning on the sofa. He stared at the message and fell into deep thought again.
It's not that I'm pondering the other person's sexual orientation.
It's the other person's behavior.
They are a family of monsters and there is no gender or racial discrimination. Even if one likes a toad, his parents won't care.
So at this moment, Qi Yanxing couldn't understand why the person on the other end of the phone was so flustered just because he fell in love with a same-sex partner.
Besides, it was also outrageous that the person on the other end of the phone asked him to help chase someone.
As monsters, when they meet someone they like, they will hide the person and would like to hide that person in their home and raise him or her well, and they will not be willing to let the person go until the baby is born.
As monsters, they would never tell their kind the news about their loved ones in such a high-profile manner.
Especially at this moment, Qi Yanxing did not reply to the message.
The person on the other end of the phone began to discuss with him incessantly how to pursue someone.
Qi Yanxing stared expressionlessly at the long list of messages bombarding the screen.
He hated this kind of news bombardment.
After thinking about it, Qi Yanxing poked the three dots in the upper right corner with his fingers, and then slid to the bottom.
Click the red delete button at the bottom.
At the same time, Jiang Yuan, who was enthusiastically looking for topics in the small dark room, saw that the message she had sent turned into a red exclamation mark.
He threw the phone directly onto the bed!
"No, I'm just a homosexual, so what? I don't have the virus and I don't eat him, so why bother deleting me?"
Anyway, it was just a part of the mission and there was no emotion involved. Jiang Yuan was angry for less than a minute and then continued to add people with a flattering attitude.
When adding, don't forget to be gentle and leave a note on the message.
【Brother, why did you delete me? 】
[Ah, are you tired of my bombardment of messages? 】
[Well, I promise you that I will never bombard my brother with messages again. I will be a good boy~]
[Add me back, brother. You can chat with me when you are bored. ]
Jiang Yuan racked her brains to imitate the little girl's tone and sent a bunch of messages. Seeing that Qi Yanxing still disagreed, she had no choice but to use her trump card -
Bang!
bang bang bang!
Before he could use his trump card, there was a knock on the door!
Jiang Yuan was so scared that she quickly turned off her phone and hid it behind her!
Jiang Yuan got out of bed and opened the door.
Qi Yanxing, who is 1.9 meters tall, appeared outside the door.
The light from outside shone on Qi Yanxing's bronze skin. His handsome features were firm and his beautiful bones supported his entire face, except that his expression was still expressionless.
Qi Yanxing was holding a plate in his hand.
There was a steamed bun and a small dish of dried radish on the plate. There were only a few pieces of dried radish, the kind that could be counted with the naked eye.
"Your meal for tonight." Qi Yanxing pushed the plate into Jiang Yuan's hand.
"Remember to eat."
Looking at the bland food on the plate, Jiang Yuan didn't dare to say anything in rebuttal, but instead began to express her gratitude.
"Are you, injured, healed?" Qi Yanxing's tone did not show much concern, and even sounded a little perfunctory.
Jiang Yuan clearly remembered that Qi Yanxing had said that he would be sent back to the original small dark room as soon as his injuries healed!
Jiang Yuan immediately bent his left arm that was holding the plate, and grinned!
Seeing that the plate was about to fall, Qi Yanxing hurriedly grabbed Jiang Yuan's wrist with his big hand.
When the monster's large, hot palm touched Jiang Yuan's wrist, it was burned by the intense heat.
The monster has a high body temperature!
The monster's large, bony hand was now firmly grasping his wrist, making the human wrist look slender and fragile.
Jiang Yuan quickly held the plate with both hands, suddenly pulled her wrist away from Qi Yanxing's big hand, and began to nod and thank him repeatedly.
He smiled and pointed at his wound, meaning to tell Qi Yanxing not to worry too much.
Qi Yanxing's gaze fell on his wound but was calm.
"Humans, so slow, poor healing, terrible."
Jiang Yuan complained silently in his heart, but looked innocent on the surface.
Qi Yanxing didn't pursue this question for long. He left the house after delivering the meal.
As soon as Qi Yanxing, the big Buddha, left, Jiang Yuan quickly picked up his mobile phone and continued to send verification messages.
He used a big move in the verification message:
[Brother, I'm telling you the truth. I'm now isolated by the virus and living alone in a building. I'm lonely all day long and have no one to talk to. I talk a lot because I've been depressed for too long and I want to find a companion. If this annoys you, you don't have to add me back. Let me die alone. ]
【Ding~! 】
----You have accepted the friend request----
Jiang Yuan knew that using "same experience" as a topic to start with would definitely be useful!
Qi Yanxing quickly asked: [Do you live alone too? ]
Jiang Yuan: [Yes, yes, yes, I am so lonely now, I don’t have anyone to talk to, I don’t know if brother is willing to chat with me when he is free? ]
Qi Yanxing: [Why don't you keep a pet to keep you company? ]
Jiang Yuan: [What kind of pet do you want to raise, brother? Any recommendations? ]
When talking about Qi Yanxing's area of expertise, the other party quickly sent a short professional essay, which roughly talked about how to take care of humans.
As a human being, Jiang Yuan was speechless when he saw the nonsensical "theories" on his phone.
Jiang Yuan: [Wow, brother, you know a lot. I'll tell my parents tomorrow and ask them to get two people over for me~]
I thought the topic had ended peacefully, but Qi Yanxing suddenly added a question.
【How old are you?】
Jiang Yuan was a bit confused, and considering her naked circle of friends just now, she was afraid that she might be suspected of premature love, so she said directly:
【I’m twenty now, and I’ve just reached adulthood. 】
Qi Yanxing: [I am eighteen and a half years old, which is the age of just becoming an adult. You are old, so don’t call me brother anymore.]
【……】
..........
Oh my god, I was just talked to death.
Jiang Yuan stopped talking and sat on the bed quietly eating. She enjoyed the dried radish with steamed buns.
After eating, he began to dig up the tiles on the wall, picked up chopsticks and poked into the soil.
Controlling the villain's madness is only one aspect, the more important thing is to escape!
There was a cabinet in the small dark room where Jiang Yuan was. He found a piece of discarded cardboard in the cabinet, put the excavated soil into the cardboard, and then quietly moved it to under the bed and hid it.
The excavation went smoothly throughout the process until there was another knock on the door!
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