Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!

Jiang Yuan was frightened and immediately covered the tiles back!

He rubbed the dirt off the chopsticks on himself twice and opened the door for Qi Yanxing.

As a monster, Qi Yanxing had very sensitive senses. The moment he took the plate from Jiang Yuan, he smelled the smell of earth that did not belong to the house.

His thick sword-like eyebrows wrinkled slightly, and his eyes flashed bloodshot and fell on Jiang Yuan. He immediately grabbed Jiang Yuan by the collar and dragged him out of the door!

Jiang Yuan staggered after being dragged, which was not a big deal, but the voice of [Health -5] in his head made his eyes twitch.

"Where, it's the mud!" Qi Yanxing said with anger in his tone.

The monster really doesn't like the smell of dirt.

Jiang Yuan was lifted into the air, with his feet spinning on the ground. The monster's huge body was extremely oppressive to humans.

Qi Yanxing's body cast a shadow above his head, and Jiang Yuan felt like a mountain was pressing down on his head!

In an emergency, Jiang Yuan pointed to his belly!

Then he pointed to his mouth, and then moved to his belly.

Qi Yanxing knew that he couldn't speak, so after carrying Jiang Yuan into the house, he loosened his grip and pushed her in front of the paper and pen.

[Attacked by villain, HP -5]

Jiang Yuan's mouth twitched, and he quickly wrote on the paper: [Boss, I just ate some dirt. I'm so hungry, really so hungry! ]

Qi Yanxing stared at the line of words, his face distorted strangely.

But soon he asked in disbelief: "You, eat, dirt?"

At this point, Jiang Yuan had no choice but to nod heavily.

Jiang Yuan took this opportunity to point to his empty plate and wrote: [The food is not enough. If the boss is willing, can you give me some more food? ]

When it comes to food, Qi Yanxing said nothing.

In the era of the strange virus outbreak, there was not much food to eat. Two steamed buns and a plate of pickles a day was the best that Qi Yanxing could provide them.

So when Jiang Yuan "asked for food", Qi Yanxing did not agree directly.

Qi Yanxing is a monster with only principles, and he never says things he can't do.

Finally, he left the small dark room with a stern face.

As soon as Qi Yanxing left, Jiang Yuan collapsed on the bed, gasping for breath, and quickly checked his health points.

When Jiang Yuan saw [79], he almost vomited blood!

"No, I lost health even without Qi Yanxing hitting me? If he punches and kicks me in the future, I won't be able to withstand it..."

Jiang Yuan felt aggrieved.

The two-dart system was not there, and he had nowhere to talk.

I don't even know how to add back the health points.

Jiang Yuan could only helplessly pick up the phone silently, trying to use the identity of "Meimei" to influence Qi Yanxing and make this monster less ferocious.

Jiang Yuan just opened her phone and found that Qi Yanxing had sent her a message!

Qi Yanxing: [You'd better not keep humans as pets. ]

Jiang Yuan: [What do you mean, brother?]

On the other end of the phone, Qi Yanxing, who had just returned to the room, stared at the word "brother", and the corners of his expressionless face twisted in displeasure.

Qi Yanxing: [Don't call me brother. I don't want to get close to anyone. I just want to remind you that human pets will steal dirt and eat it. They smell like earthworms, which makes you want to vomit.]

Jiang Yuan immediately raised his arm and sniffed his sleeve.

Because he had just wiped the chopsticks directly with his arm, he did smell like dirt, but it wasn't too bad.

Jiang Yuan was a little unhappy about being inexplicably despised, and immediately typed back: [Humans only eat dirt when they are hungry. Your pet can eat dirt, so it must be you who made it hungry, right? ]

[If I had pets, I would feed them well and never let any of them go hungry.]

[Besides, how can the smell of soil be bad? It's so close to nature. If I were you, I would definitely praise people who know how to find soil to eat. This is called being self-reliant and having a promising future! ]

Unexpectedly, after Jiang Yuan finished a long conversation, Qi Yanxing did not reply.

Jiang Yuan waited for more than ten minutes.

The other party added: [Oh.]

Another extremely perfunctory ending.

Jiang Yuan felt that there was a reason why Qi Yanxing was lonely and depressed.

He was so eager to find Qi Yanxing to chat, but Qi Yanxing gave him a sour face!

No normal monster would be able to bear this!

of course,

Jiang Yuan is not a monster. Now he is a person who needs to survive. Naturally, he does not want to see Qi Yanxing go crazy and kill everyone with a knife.

After his cell phone was able to connect to the internet and he calmed down a bit, Jiang Yuan directly searched online for "black silk stockings beauty monster".

Men understand men best.

Even though I say I don't like it, I'm actually willing to watch it.

Especially lonely monsters like Qi Yanxing who have not had contact with female monsters for a long time.

Monsters look similar to humans, except for some physical features.

For example, Qi Yanxing has two horns on his head, while other monsters have tails, tentacles, and furry cat ears in various shapes.

Apart from some minor features, monsters look pretty much like humans, except that they are much better developed than humans.

For example, in terms of height, monsters are generally several heads taller than humans.

Jiang Yuan did a quick search and found a bunch of beautiful monsters with big breasts, baby faces, long legs, and long flowing hair. He found the best-looking ones, changed his own avatar, and then took a screenshot of the long-legged photo and sent it to Qi Yanxing.

Jiang Yuan: [Come here, brother, take a look at your legs~]

After this message was sent, there was no reply from Qi Yanxing.

Then Jiang Yuan took a few more beautiful photos of legs and sent them over.

Qi Yanxing, who was sitting in the house, stared at the chat history on his mobile phone and felt very noisy.

As more and more photos appeared on the opposite side, Qi Yanxing long-pressed and clicked on batch selection, deleting all the leg photos.

And typed: [Don’t post these, I don’t like them. ]

As soon as Jiang Yuan heard this, she guessed what Qi Yanxing meant. Instead of restraining herself, she sent him all the photos she had collected tonight.

Just when Jiang Yuan thought Qi Yanxing was feeling happy, he suddenly said something that shocked him -

[I don't understand why you post these to please me, but I'm not interested in women. ]

【I prefer men.】

Jiang Yuan: “?!”

These words scared Jiang Yuan so much that he sat up from the bed!

What’s even more shocking is yet to come.

Qi Yanxing continued typing: [The photos you posted are all of monsters, right? I actually don’t like the same kind. Monsters’ skin is very rough and feels terrible to the touch.]

[If you really want to please me, you can find some photos of human little brothers. ]

[Human skin is softer, so imagine how comfortable it would be to touch and suitable for mating.]

"Fuck!" Jiang Yuan couldn't help but curse!

"Oh my god! This world is crazy!"

Jiang Yuan's brain was working rapidly, but he couldn't find any information that the villain was the same among all the information sent to him!

Jiang Yuan's CPU started smoking!

It would be fine if he was gay, but he was a homosexual who liked different species!

After this analysis, Jiang Yuan thought of something important!

Qi Yanxing likes to keep pets, but except for the female protagonist, not all of his pets are male!

This is not called raising a pet, it's just called "selecting concubines" and raising three thousand beauties in the harem!

vomit--

After figuring everything out, Jiang Yuan couldn't help but feel nauseous.

What a cold, expressionless villain with few words, his character collapsed in an instant!

He suddenly felt that Qi Yanxing was very perverted...