Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 7 I'm looking for a partner
Similarly, Jiang Yuan also felt that his situation was not optimistic.
Monsters are different from humans. Humans can control themselves, but monsters can get into heat.
And now Qi Yanxing is still an adult monster.
Now they are all people kept in a small dark room by Qi Yanxing. If one day Qi Yanxing really gets beastly and wants to do something to them, they won't even be able to escape!
Jiang Yuan didn't dare to think about it any further, the scene was too horrifying!
He quickly rolled off the bed, lifted up the tile, grabbed two handfuls of dirt from it and wiped his whole body with it!
Qi Yanxing didn't like the smell.
If Qi Yanxing really gets horny one day, he will definitely not treat him as a target.
After his whole body smelled of dirt, Jiang Yuan finally remembered that he had not replied to the message yet.
Jiang Yuan: [Okay, brother, my goddess’ ex-boyfriend is a pretty good hunk. I’ll send you some photos of him later~]
After Jiang Yuan finished typing this, Qi Yanxing didn't reply.
Jiang Yuan looked at the time and found that it was already twelve o'clock!
Jiang Yuan thought of something and sent two more sentences tentatively:
[Brother? Are you asleep? ]
[Are you asleep? Do you go to bed at twelve o'clock? ]
After sending the message, Jiang Yuan exited the chat box and went to work.
His health points dropped to 79, and Jiang Yuan had no idea how to restore them.
The computer-sized screen in front of him appeared again, and Jiang Yuan's fingers paused and randomly tapped on it.
Jiang Yuan didn't find out how to add his health points, but a dagger dropped from the toolbar.
Jiang Yuan followed the operating instructions and clicked the "Take Out" button, and the dagger soon appeared out of thin air in his hand.
Jiang Yuan followed the previous steps and clicked on the small toolbox-like thing.
There were various items in the toolbox, including shovels, spoons, long daggers, and knives.
The corresponding gold coins are written under these things.
In the top column, Jiang Yuan saw that he had only 50 of his initial gold coins left, and he had just spent the remaining 50 on buying a dagger.
The remaining 50 gold coins are just enough to buy a spoon.
A spoon can be used to dig the ground and is convenient for hiding, so Jiang Yuan immediately bought a spoon.
An exquisite iron spoon soon appeared in his hand.
Jiang Yuan took the spoon and walked to the floor tile, lifted it up and continued digging the hole.
In the past, Jiang Yuan always thought that using a spoon to dig a tunnel to escape was something that only existed in movies, TV shows and novels.
Now that he had actually put it into practice, he discovered that after staying up all night digging the tunnel, he had actually dug it more than one meter deep!
It turned out that the floor tile could no longer cover the hole in the ground. Jiang Yuan moved the floor tile quietly into the cabinet, and took out a cardboard that was larger than the hole in the ground from the cabinet to block it.
In fact, Jiang Yuan would be fine even if she didn't block the cardboard.
The hole he dug was right inside the bed. Even if Qi Yanyuan entered the room, he would not be able to find the hole unless he went to the other side of the bed.
Jiang Yuan glanced at his cell phone, and after he had packed everything up at dawn, he lay down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Jiang Yuan was awakened by Qi Yanxing knocking on the door.
The monster's fist was hitting the door panel hard, like a brick hitting the door. Jiang Yuan was so shocked that he had to cover his ears and got up to open the door in annoyance.
The moment the door opened, Jiang Yuan immediately put on a standard expectant smile.
Qi Yanxing was holding a plate in his hand with some rice on it and some broth poured on top of the rice. It looked very much like a rice bowl.
"This, you eat it, don't eat it, it's soiled." Qi Yanxing covered his mouth and nose with his hands while speaking, and looked at Jiang Yuan with a frown.
"No, eat dirt," he repeated.
Jiang Yuan took the rice bowl from him with surprise and nodded repeatedly.
Qi Yanxing didn't say much and left after delivering the meal.
Jiang Yuan put the rice on the side of the bed, turned on the flashlight and started eating.
What he said to Qi Yanxing as "Meimei" yesterday took effect. Jiang Yuan could see that Qi Yanxing was a monster with a hard mouth but a soft heart.
After dinner today, Jiang Yuan was in a good mood.
He picked up his phone and started looking for a group of photos of young handsome men to send to Qi Yanxing.
Wording: [Good things, share together. ]
Qi Yanxing was daydreaming in his room. When his cell phone rang, perhaps because he was bored, he immediately opened the chat box.
After seeing the message from Jiang Yuan, he swiped his finger across the screen, read all the photos, then selected all the photos again without any interest and deleted them.
Qi Yanxing: [I don’t like it. It’s not pretty.]
Jiang Yuan was just wondering how the monster would become obsessed with these photos, but he received an answer that made him vomit blood!
Jiang Yuan: [These are all human little brothers, what's wrong with them? ? ? ]
Qi Yanxing replied seriously: [The first photo has one eye bigger than the other, all thanks to the hairstyle.]
[The second one, one hand ruins everything, I have never seen such an ugly hand. ]
[The third picture shows a flat nose, facial features that look like they have undergone plastic surgery, and an ugly bone structure.]
[The fourth picture, a fish eye? It looks very uncomfortable. ]
【Fifth photo.....】
Jiang Yuan: “…”
So, we couldn't continue chatting that day.
Of course, Jiang Yuan knew that he was a straight man and he didn’t like boys, so most of the photos he found were those that he thought were good-looking.
Jiang Yuan then added two more gay people and sent the beautiful photos that received unanimous praise to Qi Yanxing.
Qi Yanxing: [The corners of the eyes are closed, there is a bump on the forehead and it was photoshopped, the hands are really ugly. ]
[My figure is not good, my waist is fat, and I have no abdominal muscles. 】
[Very sloppy, ugly hair style, the hands are the fatal flaw, the hands are so ugly. 】
Jiang Yuan continued to look for someone. He suspected that Qi Yanxing was a hand control freak, so he directly sent him photos of his beautiful hands.
Qi Yanxing: [The joints are distinct, but the fingers are very short.]
[The finger is longer in this photo, but the chair behind it is crooked, photoshopped.]
[She is too thin and has long nails. I don’t like it. ]
Jiang Yuan posts again!
Qi Yanxing: [Ugly.]
Jiang Yuan, keep posting!
Qi Yanxing: [Don't try to please me, they are all too ordinary, I really don't like them. ]
Jiang Yuan exploded!
Forced into a corner, Jiang Yuan didn't know what he was thinking, he just took a photo of his hand and sent it over!
It’s a very rustic shooting angle, even more deadly than looking up.
In the photo, the room was pitch black with only a flash on. A bony hand appeared in the darkness, looking a little out of place.
Jiang Yuan didn't think much about it and just started typing: [What do you think of this hand? ]
Qi Yanxing was silent for a moment and replied:
【Good hands, very elegant.】
Jiang Yuan: [Isn’t it? You think all of these are ugly. You’re just too picky——]
The second half of Jiang Yuan's unfinished words were suddenly interrupted by the word "elegant" that caught her eye!
Is this monster sure he doesn't have a fetish for ugliness?
Qi Yanxing: [Do you have a photo of the owner of this hand? I want to see it.]
Jiang Yuan: “???”
You must not provide your own photos, as your identity will be exposed if you do.
In fact, after Qi Yanxing praised his beautiful hands, Jiang Yuan felt a little regretful.
Jiang Yuan directly sent a picture from the Internet.
Qi Yanxing replied immediately: [This broken face ruined a pair of good hands. ]
In the small dark room, Jiang Yuan held the phone and stared at Qi Yanxing's reply, not knowing what she felt for a moment.
Jiang Yuan didn't know what the original owner looked like, he used his own face when he wore it.
Jiang Yuan couldn't guarantee how good-looking he was, but when he was in college, there were many boys and girls who chased him for Tomato Letters.
While he was in a daze, Qi Yanxing sent another message: [I'm about to get horny, and I've been eyeballing my partner recently. Can you introduce the owner of that hand to me? ]
Jiang Yuan: What?!
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