Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

"Isn't this too weird?" Kenshin retorted immediately after coming back to his senses.

And Tongzi slowly said: "Is it strange? I think it's a good idea."

Hearing the sound, Hei, who was chewing food, nodded in agreement.

"What...? Are you two okay with this?"

Tongzi asked back: "If you have other ideas, it's not wrong to tell them and give it a try."

Other ways...

Thinking of this, Kenshin crossed his arms, frowned slightly, and closed his eyes to think.

But soon she covered her head in pain: "I don't have a good solution, so I asked my brother for help!"

"So I have given you the solution, haven't I?"

Ah, that...seems true.

But this method... is really hard to accept.

Seeing that Kenshin couldn't come up with any other ideas, Kiriko decided immediately:

"Well, since there is no other way, let's happily make this decision!"

"...Is it decided?" Kenshin's eyes were full of confusion.

Tongzi looked at the other party helplessly: "What else? Wouldn't it be too late to make a decision after the school is completely closed?"

Well, that's something that can't be refuted.

If the school is really closed, I might be the only one who regrets it, because I can't help Xun...

Furthermore, Kirito and Kuro had nothing to do with the matter, so their willingness to help was the best they could do.

But at this time, I was the one who was hesitating.

Oh my god, Kenshin, what on earth are you doing!

Isn't it just becoming an idol by dressing as a woman?

My two brothers can do it, so why can't I do it?

Thinking of this, Jianxin's eyes gradually became firm: "I've decided, as long as it can save the school, I'm willing to give it a try!"

But what Kenshin didn't know was that her elder brother actually did this just to drag her down, and Kuro didn't care about such things at all.

"Good good!"

Now that the second brother has finally been dragged into this, Tongzi couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.

"Since you've agreed, let's start training tomorrow."

"Wait, what training?"

Kiriko explained: "It's preparation to become a top idol, which can be summed up in three aspects: singing, dancing, and training."

Jian Xin asked weakly, "Are these all necessary?"

"Of course you must!" Tongzi pointed at the other person and said, "Can you sing?"

Kenshin shook his head: "I can sing, but I'm tone-deaf."

"Then can you dance?"

"...Does sword dancing count?"

Tongzi said helplessly: "Look, these idols are not even solid, how can you increase the reputation of the school?"

Kenshin scratched his head.

Having said that, it seems that becoming an idol is not an easy thing.

Then Ms. Kiriko pointed at the two of them confidently and said, "More importantly, you have just become girls and you haven't adapted to it yet. You can't bring out the original charm of girls at all!"

"Girls'...charm?"

"Huh? What does that mean?"

In the confusion of the two, Tongzi slowly explained:

"For example, the way you speak, sit, and eat, you are not yet able to fully demonstrate your charm, so the training process is necessary!"

There was such confidence in his words.

That's true. After all, Kiriko has been trained by her younger sister, the great devil Suguha, so she has some understanding of girls' living habits.

Kenshin scratched his head. Since he had decided to work hard in this area, he had to study it in depth.

So she asked, "Can you elaborate on this?"

"no problem."

Miss Tongzi agreed confidently: "First, the way of speaking. Think about how your Xun usually calls himself, and then imitate it."

As if he had thought of something, Kenshin spoke shyly.

"Vatasi..."

Just as Kirito was cheering inwardly and his eyes widened slightly to take in this scene.

Hei on the side suddenly interrupted and said, "That's not right. Since you are going to change to the way girls refer to themselves, why are you still calling yourself 'servant'?"

"Yes!" Kenshin suddenly realized this.

Since we need to change the way we speak, Kirito should take the lead!

Seeing that her goal had not been achieved, Miss Kiriko began to sweat.

Ah Xin could fool him easily, but her third brother was too smart. I didn't expect that he would be aware of such things.

Now should find a good excuse.

Then Miss Kiriko said to Kenshin: "Ahem, actually, I can only ask you to change your speaking habits."

"but why?"

Then, Kiriko pretended to explain in a deep voice: "Because maids are also a kind of cuteness, I have this element, so I have to let you change..."

"That's not right. Why do you only ask me to do this? What about my third brother?"

"She has three no attributes. She doesn't talk much anyway, so it doesn't matter whether she changes her habits or not."

Kenshin looked puzzled, "Why am I the only one?"

Kirito sighed: "Speaking of which, this is also a test for you. Think about the wish you made. If you don't work hard, how can you easily save the school?"

"Well - I understand. This should be fine!"

Kenshin puffed up his cheeks in protest, but endured it all alone in silence.

Tongzi wiped the sweat off his face and finally managed to fool her.

Then she quickly changed the subject and said, "The next thing to talk about is sitting posture. The cute thing about girls is that they always care about their image. Even when they go out, they have to sit in a decent posture!"

As she spoke she began her surprise inspection.

Miss Kiriko suddenly looked at Hei: "Let's start with you."

As she spoke she poked her head under the table.

I thought I could find some flaws in Hei, but I discovered that she was sitting upright in her black and white maid outfit, just like a real maid serving a noble family.

"Any questions?"

Hei tilted his head in confusion, looking a little silly.

Speaking of which, although Hei was eating at an astonishing speed, he never showed any sign of failure.

This shocked Kirito and he exclaimed: "This, is this also something you learned from your part-time job?"

Hei explained, "I used to be a bartender, and this is a habit I developed back then."

Wow, the working emperor is so terrifying.

"Well, elegance never goes out of style!"

But if one person passes, what about the other?

Thinking of this, Miss Kiriko put her head under the table again, but this time in the direction of Kenshin.

"Yeah~?!"

After noticing Kirito peeping, Kenshin let out a clear scream.

The voice was extremely shy, as if it was really made by a girl in a group of people being spied on.

Is this guy really not originally a girl?

And looking at Kenshin's sitting posture, one hand was firmly pressing down on the bottom of her skirt, and her legs were tightly closed, leaving no gap at all.

No, we're already in the store, do you still think the skirt will be blown up by the wind?