Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito
Chapter 298 Yes, Sister Tongzi
It seemed that Kenshin maintained this posture from beginning to end.
The left hand that was originally holding the scabbard tightly is now under the table, pressing the bottom of the skirt or something...
But I have to say that this action makes Kenshin look even more girlish.
No, a normal girl wouldn't always be obsessed with the hem of her skirt, so she is more girlish than any other girl.
Even Kiriko, who had been trained by the great devil Suguha, couldn't find any fault with it.
Helplessly, she said, "Well, you've passed, so keep it up."
I don't know if it was because of the shame and anger after being spied on, or because he realized Tongzi's real purpose.
Anyway, this time Kenshin took the initiative: "You're spying without telling us in advance... But since you're the one who suggested it, you should at least let us check it out!"
As she spoke, she also bent down like Tongzi and peered under the table.
What he saw shocked him: "What...?"
Then she sat back down and pointed at Tongzi: "You said you wanted to change, but you haven't changed anything, brother?"
Because at this time, Tongzi was sitting in a loose posture, with her legs even spread apart with a large gap.
The posture is more than feminine, it's so masculine that it can't be more masculine.
After discovering this detail, Kirito broke out in a sweat.
If she behaved like this at home, she would be bullied by the great devil Suguha, and she would be forced to remain elegant.
But now that we are outside, can’t we enjoy ourselves?!
But once you are discovered, there is nothing to say.
All you can do at this time is talk nonsense.
Then, Kiriko said seriously, "Well... it's like this. You see, the combat uniform I'm wearing has long pants underneath, right? So even if I spread my legs, I won't be exposed."
"It seems... that's the truth."
Kirito immediately changed the subject and said, "Okay, now that we understand, let's move on to the next step."
She pushed a plate of cheesecake toward Kenshin, "Eat it and let me see if there's anything I can improve on."
"Is this...even the way we eat has to change?"
Kenshin was even more confused: "I can understand changing the way we talk and sit, but with all due respect, why do we have to change the way we eat? Are we going to be food broadcasters?"
Good question, because Xiaozhi only taught me so much.
Of course, it was impossible for Tongzi to say what was in his mind, and what he had to do at this time was to deceive the audience.
“If we improve the reputation of the school, shouldn’t sponsors come knocking on our door?”
"If you're famous... probably."
“Will there be a possibility that there will be a lot of food tasting advertisements in the future?”
"Well, now that you mention it..."
Tongzi nodded and finally got back to the point: "By then, you will represent the face of the school. If you don't have an elegant posture, it will be a disgrace to your school!"
"Hiss" Jianxin suddenly realized: "So that's it!"
"I'll eat it right away." She said and started eating in front of Tongzi.
However, because her left hand was holding down her skirt, she had to use the fork in her right hand to cut the cake into pieces, then pick up the small pieces and put them into her mouth.
After just a few bites, the entire plate of cake was finished.
Kenshin put down his fork with a bit of pride: "Okay, how's it going?"
Perhaps because she was eating with one hand, or maybe because she ate too fast, a drop of cream remained at the corner of her mouth, which was extremely conspicuous.
Plus she looked inexplicably confident.
Feeling... a little silly?
And to Kenshin, this action was absolutely perfect, just like what was shown on her face.
Not only did he use the fork, but his movements were also neat and tidy.
"Sure enough, this little thing is not difficult for me at all." Kenshin puffed out his chest confidently.
But in Tongzi's opinion: "Not qualified!"
"Eh? Why is that?"
Kenshin was hit hard and shrugged in frustration.
Then Tongzi began to explain one by one: "First of all, you eat too fast..."
“Being neat and tidy is also a disadvantage?”
"Of course it is a disadvantage. Imagine someone wants to take a picture of your expression while eating, but you finish the food in a few bites. Is that okay?"
Kenshin then realized the problem: "It seems to be the case."
“So eating neatly and with big mouthfuls is fine in itself, and it may even be labeled as cute. But whether you eat in small or large mouthfuls, you must chew slowly and show the deliciousness of the food with your facial expressions.”
This is the training from his younger sister Xiaozhi, plus the truth that Tongzi has realized on his own.
Kenshin nodded: "I understand!"
"Is this really the case?" At this time, Hei interrupted their conversation.
And at some point, the area in front of her was filled with desserts.
Tongzi shouted, "When did you order another one? And didn't you say your appetite has decreased?"
“It has become smaller, but after eating it, I found that the desserts I didn’t like before are now very delicious.”
As he spoke, he began to quickly finish the food in front of him.
The movement was as fast as possible, smooth and silky, yet still elegant and dignified.
"That's not right." Jianxin said, "She eats very fast, why do I have to chew slowly?"
"..."
After hearing this, Tongzi started to talk nonsense again: "Then can you eat so much?"
Kenshin shook his head and shouted, "No! Absolutely not! Eating so much will make your stomach bloated!"
"Isn't that the conclusion? Third brother has a good appetite, and she has three no attributes. Even if we start filming, it won't end quickly. Besides, the big eater itself is a synonym for traffic."
Kenshin was stunned by this explanation, but it did make some sense.
So she nodded, not quite understanding: "So that's how it is..."
"Okay, let's stop here for today. Go back and digest today's content. Tomorrow we will start the real training."
As she said this, Kiriko was about to get up to pay the bill and leave, but Kenshin grabbed her and stopped her.
She asked anxiously, "I have another very important question to ask!"
"Oh, what is it?"
Tongzi can no longer stay in this place.
I have taught everything I know and have fooled people about everything I can.
I was afraid that my second brother would suddenly realize it, and I was also afraid that my third brother would expose it.
After much thought, I decided to explain this last question and leave early.
Kenshin said, "I accept being a girl for a while, and I agree to being a school idol, but if I debut... I won't use my real name, right?"
"If Xun finds out when I'm spreading the news online, ah——I don't want that to happen!"
Tongzi slapped her head and said, "How could I forget to say something so important? Of course we have to use a pseudonym when we debut."
Then she pointed at Kenshin and said, "From now on, you will be called Kenshin Himura, or simply Kenshin."
Then she pointed backwards and said, "From now on, Third Brother will be called Heizi."
Finally, she pointed at herself and said, "My name is Tongzi, the captain of the three-member idol group. Call me Sister Tongzi..."
"Brother Tong, this name..."
Jianzi wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Tongzi: "It's Tongzi!"
"...Yes, Sister Kiriko!"
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