Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

Chapter 97 You have been harmed by the second dimension!

Sobu High School.

When the bell for the last class in the morning rang, it was time for the students to have lunch break.

After the teacher announced the end of get out of class, the students became noisy.

Some of them put their desks together and started eating their lunch boxes, while others rushed to the store to buy bread.

After all, no matter who you are, you should be active when eating.

Kirito, on the other hand, sat at his desk, stretched his hands heavily behind his back, and yawned loudly.

A tear was forced out of the corner of his eye, and he felt lazy all over.

(Yes, although I haven’t written about school before, the 16-year-old Kirito is still in high school.)

"Kirito, did you fall asleep in class again?"

The person who spoke had blond hair and green eyes. He was Kirito's childhood friend in this world, and also Eugeo who was sitting next to him.

Kirito glanced at him and explained, "I played games too late yesterday."

"You can't do that. Your grades will drop," Eugeo advised.

Kirito chuckled after hearing this and said, "Don't worry about this. I have already mastered the entire high school knowledge."

Are you kidding? Do I still need to work hard when I have memories of my past life?

You can get top scores in minutes without any cheats.

"It's really amazing. I hardly ever see Kirito studying, but his grades are still among the best." Even Eugeo would be shocked by this.

Eugeo turned the topic to Kirito and asked, "So please teach me..."

"Hmm? Your grades are not bad, so you don't need me to teach you anything." Kirito was a little confused.

“…Please teach me how to fall asleep while sitting!”

Kirito was sitting in the last row by the window, truly the hometown of the king.

No matter what you do, the teacher won't notice.

And this position was earned by Kirito with excellent grades, in other words, it was tacitly approved by the teacher.

Even if you sleep in class, the teacher will just turn a blind eye.

But even so, Kirito has never laid down on the desk.

This was also something that Eugeo admired - he could fall asleep just by sitting in his seat.

Kirito thought for a moment, then said, "I can't teach you this."

"Why? Sleeping while sitting down is pretty cool!"

Kirito sighed and said, "If you can get up at five in the morning to attend class and study until eleven at night and go home, I believe you will naturally understand it in two or three years."

As expected, after hearing this, Eugeo's expression was filled with surprise.

You have to know that they only go to school at 8 o'clock every day and get out of school around 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

So Eugeo didn't believe Kirito's words at all: "What kind of devilish schedule is that? You simply won't teach me."

Kirito had no answer to this and could only remain silent.

The two of them had known each other for a long time, so Eugeo didn't care about these little things.

He quickly changed the subject: "Let's not talk about this anymore, let's take a look at the idol I'm promoting recently."

As he spoke, he took out his cell phone from his desk pocket and skillfully opened a barrage website.

Then after clicking it a few times, it was placed in front of Kirito.

The background on the screen was a performance stage. A purple-haired girl stood in the center. The lights were focused on her, shrouding her in a soft glow.

The girl has waist-length purple hair and star-like patterns in her purple pupils.

At this time, she was wearing a pink idol costume and performing on the stage with a microphone in hand.

The audience was attracted by her performance and waved their cheering sticks to the rhythm.

Kirito didn't care about what the performance was because he was shocked by her identity - damn, Hoshino Ai!

When the song ended, Eugeo took back his phone.

Seeing Kirito's shocked expression, he boasted, "How about that? Very cool, isn't it? This is the idol I just promoted recently."

"It's quite impressive..." Kirito responded perfunctorily.

Then he asked Eugeo, "Has she ever retired for a period of time before?"

“…No, Ai-chan has been performing very hard since her debut and has never retired.” Eugeo thought for a moment and replied.

So, Kirito already knows the other person's story.

Although the other person's song sounds good, I wonder how Eugeo would feel if I told him that she would soon retire to have a baby.

Will you cry bitterly and feel heartbroken?

Even though he thought about it, Kirito would never do such a wicked thing.

Instead, Kirito clapped his hands on Eugeo's shoulders and said, "Are you going to spend your whole life with the idol you support?"

“…Is it not possible?” Eugeo blinked, his expression full of confusion.

How should I put it? It's really a pity that although the other person has an appearance that is not inferior to mine, he is obsessed with online idols.

Thinking of this, Kirito was helpless: "Brother, you have been harmed by the second dimension!"

"You should go out more often and make some friends. You can't just be with me in real life..." Kirito advised earnestly.

After hearing this, Eugeo said, "But doesn't Kirito also play games at home all day? We are like-minded friends!"

"Alas!?"

These words hit Kirito's weak spot.

Kirito said unwillingly: "How about this, you also play SAO, I believe that no one can resist its charm after trying it."

“…No.” Eugeo refused outright.

"Why? I've watched your idol with you, now it's your turn to play my hobby!"

Even though he had said this, Eugeo still refused.

"That won't work either. I'd rather spend that much money on buying idol merchandise."

Oh yeah, Eugeo is a guy who only spends money on his idols.

Hearing this, Kirito couldn't help but think about the question he had often thought about before:

Although his best friend has an experience that is completely different from the original work, they are after all the same body with different faces, so how could their personalities be so different?

Seeing that Kirito stopped talking, Eugeo continued, "Alright, let's put this aside for now and go to the store. If we don't go now, there will be no bread left."

That’s true. Now that things have come to this, let’s eat first.

“…I’ll be right there.”

With that, the two of them turned around and walked towards the classroom door.

"What kind of bread would you like to eat today?" Eugeo asked.

This was an agreement between the two of them, to take turns buying bread every day, and today it was Eugeo's turn.

Kirito paused and said, "Butter bread, please..."

As soon as they walked out of the door, a figure blocked their way.

After seeing the identity of the person, Kirito asked in surprise: "Asuna?"

"Do you know each other?" Eugeo asked in confusion.

Before Kirito could speak, Asuna said, "I'm sorry, please 'lend' Kirito to me today."

Without further ado, he dragged Kirito away.

After pulling a long distance, Kirito's voice came: