Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

"Your best friend is about to leave you."

A voice came from behind Eugeo, bewitching humans like a demon.

Eugeo turned around and found a boy wearing glasses standing behind him.

It was very strange because he and I were not in the same class and we didn't know each other.

Eugeo asked out of curiosity, “Why do you say that?”

The man pushed up his glasses and said in a pretentious manner:

"This is a very common plot in anime. When a beautiful girl suddenly appears and pulls a boy away, do you think he is likely to not fall for her?"

Eugeo frowned. “So what? My friend has found a girlfriend, isn’t that something to be happy about?”

"No, brother!

Imagine that after he gets a girlfriend, he will leave you every day during lunch break like today, and the same is true when he is at home during holidays. The time you spend with him will be greatly reduced. Is it worth being happy even if it is like this?

Eugeo was speechless.

Seeing this, the man stepped forward and admonished: "Come to think of it, the girl just now was Asuna from Class A."

“You…know this too?”

"Of course, she's a popular student in Class A. Not only does she look very attractive, but her cooking skills are also said to be the best in the world. Both boys and girls in the class love her very much. Who wouldn't fall for her when invited by a girl like her?"

After talking for a long time, Eugeo was a little tired. "What are you doing here?"

The man put his hand back in his pocket and took out a business card.

He handed it to Eugeo and said, “Actually, this is what I do…”

Eugeo looked at the completely black business card. It didn't have any name information, so it shouldn't be a personal business card.

Instead, the three bright red 'F's on the business card take up most of the space and form a special logo.

"What is this?" Eugeo asked in confusion.

The man pushed his glasses and said proudly:

"I am actually a member of the 'Inquisition', commonly known as the FFF Group, whose purpose is to 'judge all impure interactions between the opposite sex'. Join us so that we can help you get your best friend back!"

"Oh, is that so? Sorry, I'm not interested." Eugeo said with a look of disinterest.

“…Huh?”

The man was stunned at first. How could anyone refuse to join their great 'FFF Group'?

Then, he grabbed Eugeo's shoulders and shouted hysterically:

"Why? Your best friend is about to be snatched away by a woman!"

Eugeo said, "I believe in Kirito, and even if he is taken away, I still have 'Ai-chan' to accompany me..."

Hearing this, the man dropped the hand that was holding Eugeo’s shoulder.

"That's not surprising. It turns out he's just a stupid 2D guy who wasted so much time."

Then he turned around and walked away cursing.

……

In December, colleges and universities can still feel chilly even at noon.

Especially when you leave the classroom and come to the rooftop on the top floor of the campus.

This is a place that students would never come to unless they have something to do.

And Asuna brought Kirito here.

Asuna's outfit today was a black school suit. Perhaps thinking that it would be even colder on the rooftop, she wore an extra layer of woolen sweater over the uniform.

She was still wearing her school uniform skirt, and to adapt to the temperature she also wore a layer of thick white tights.

Having taken so many anti-cold measures, it seems that the other party has made full preparations for the meeting on the rooftop.

So Kirito asked directly: "Asuna, what's the matter? I haven't even had lunch yet."

"Kirito must be going to buy some worthless bread again."

Kirito scratched his head and said, "…When was it exposed?"

Asuna sighed and reached behind her. When she reached out again, she was holding two bento boxes.

"If you can choose, Kirito, would you like to continue eating bread or have a bento?"

Thinking about it for even a second longer would be disrespectful to Asuna's cooking skills, so Kirito almost blurted out:

"I choose bento!"

“Well, wise choice.”

As he said this, he handed one of the bento boxes to Kirito.

Then the two of them found a clean spot on the ground. Considering the low temperature on the ground in this weather, Asuna took out a thick picnic blanket and spread it on the ground.

Now there was no problem and the two of them sat on it side by side.

Kirito said with emotion: "Asuna is so amazing, she can actually 'transform' what we need."

"It's not something that was conjured up, it's just something that was prepared in advance." Asuna explained.

Kirito looked at the lunch box in his hand and the cloth mat underneath, and continued:

"But Asuna must have thought about it carefully to prepare so many things."

Hearing this, Asuna realized something was wrong.

Doesn't this mean that he had given it careful consideration in secret in order to meet Kirito?

Asuna's cheeks flushed at the thought.

He quickly opened his mouth to cover up: "Really, Kirito, stop saying weird things and just eat your meal."

Thanks to the chilly weather, the blush on Asuna's face faded quickly.

Kirito was confused at first, wondering when did he say something strange?

The next second I thought: Forget it, forget it, eating is more important.

Kirito fixed his eyes on the bento in his hand.

Thinking that this was the food Asuna had carefully prepared for him, his heartbeat accelerated involuntarily.

He opened the bento with a smile on his face.

The first thing that catches your eye is the white rice balls, followed by fried chicken nuggets, tamagoyaki, and fresh lettuce and broccoli.

The combination of meat and vegetables is both delicious and healthy.

This made Kirito even happier.

Asuna saw Kirito staring at the dishes, so she said, "They are just ordinary dishes. It would be great if Kirito likes them."

“…Well, I like it very much.”

After saying that, he began to swallow in big gulps, regretting that he could not swallow all the dishes into his mouth and enjoy them at the same time.

"Come on, Kirito, if you eat slowly, no one will snatch the food from you~" Asuna said softly with a smile.

Soon he had finished the entire lunch box, and now he hated his stomach for not being able to hold more food.

"Ah, I'm full, I'm full..."

As he said this, he lay down on the mat under him.

He looked at Asuna who was still eating, and saw that her eyes seemed a little tired.

Kirito said, "Did Asuna get up early to prepare the lunch?"

After saying this, Asuna's right hand holding the chopsticks stopped in the air.

There was also a look of hesitation on his face.

Seeing that the other party didn't say anything, Kirito continued to speculate: "That shouldn't be the case. Could it be caused by what happened yesterday..."

Hearing this, Asuna looked at Kirito with a look of despair.

It was obvious that Kirito guessed correctly.

The next second, Asuna said in a self-deprecating tone:

"Kirito is right. Although I didn't feel anything at the time, I became more and more scared when I went to sleep. As a result, I hardly slept at night. That's why I got up early in the morning to make lunch."

I didn’t expect the aftereffects of yesterday’s cemetery exploration would be so severe.

Thinking of this, Kirito also looked guilty: "I'm sorry Asuna, I didn't expect this to happen."

"This is the result, Kirito, don't try to run away, take responsibility!"

This is the time to show your manliness!

Kirito said firmly, "Asuna, tell me what you want me to do."

Anything is possible?

It is not easy to say such words, which is enough to express Kirito's awareness.

Asuna fell into thought, what should she ask Kirito to do?

After a long moment, Asuna looked towards Kirito, but when she met his gaze, she couldn't help but avoid it.

With a shy look on her face, she said in a very low voice: "Then Kirito, come to my house tonight to accompany me..."

Although the voice was small, Kirito still heard it.

Then he dropped the lunch box in his hand to the ground and looked at Asuna with extremely shocked eyes:

"Eh?"