Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Tushita Palace, located in Lihentian, is the place where Laozi, the Jade Emperor of Heaven, lives and makes elixirs.

Inside the Tushita Palace, in a huge alchemy furnace, a man and a monkey looked at each other in surprise.

The two boys who were watching the fire outside fell asleep at this moment, falling into a baby-like sleep.

Li Youqian said with a serious face: "As you can see, you are now in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.

This alchemy furnace is not ordinary. It is called the Eight Trigrams Furnace. As the saying goes, Taiji gives birth to two opposites, two opposites give birth to four images, four images give birth to eight trigrams, and eight trigrams can be deduced into sixty-four hexagrams.

Therefore, the Bagua furnace simulates a small world and uses the flames in the furnace to extract the essence of the three true fires. It has many functions and very good effects. It is a very good thing!"

"Is this the point? Shouldn't the point be why the two of us are being roasted in here!"

After Sun Wukong fell silent, his expression became somewhat distorted!

Li Youqian waved his hand nonchalantly, "Hey, it doesn't matter. I can leave whenever I want!"

"What about me? What about me?"

"The point is, I want to tell you something important, because Western Buddhism should have flourished in this era.

In order to conform to this world trend, the Journey to the West was born. It was about finding four unlucky guys, setting out from the most prosperous mortal dynasty of that era, to the Western Lingshan Mountain to seek the true scriptures.

Many disasters will happen to the group traveling to the West, and they will eventually be publicized. In the end, the four unlucky guys will return to the East after obtaining the scriptures.

By taking advantage of this incident, Buddhism can be spread in the East, thus making Buddhism flourish!"

"What the hell does this have to do with me!" Sun Wukong was speechless. After all this time, you can leave whenever you want, but I won't go out. No wonder you are not in a hurry.

While complaining, Sun Wukong took out his golden cudgel and stabbed it hard on the Bagua furnace, but this thing was a bit too strong and could neither be poked nor broken.

Although the fire doesn't hurt, which normal monkey would be willing to stay in the alchemy furnace and be burned by fire?

Li Youqian looked at Sun Wukong who was studying the sturdiness of the furnace, and pointed at him.

"You are unlucky!"

"Hey, why are you swearing? You are the unlucky one. Wait, what you mean is~"

Sun Wukong seemed to understand something and couldn't help muttering to himself, "Why is the Heavenly Court so good to me? I'm obviously just a pawn!"

Li Youqian stretched in the stove. The temperature in there gave him a sauna-like feeling, but it wasn't stuffy, which was quite good.

"That's because the Heavenly Court also has its own ideas. It's complicated to explain. Don't worry, you will know everything now!"

Li Youqian said this, stretching out his finger and lightly tapping on Sun Wukong's forehead.

The journey to the West, the plan of Heaven, etc., were all transmitted directly to Sun Wukong's head.

Sun Wukong gradually understood something and said in a shocked tone: "So now Buddhism wants to cheat me, and the Heavenly Court wants to cheat Buddhism.

But aren't you the one who benefits the most from all of this? Every time I do something, you're always there to cause trouble! "

Li Youqian's face froze, and he changed the subject very naturally, "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm just robbing the rich to help the poor.

All the parties are bad guys, I am considered a good one. I came here this time just to ask you if you want to join me?

I will take you into a world, and after I have finished my work, I will let you stay in any world you like among all the worlds in the heavens and the myriad worlds.

Isn't that good enough? It lets you escape from a life that is controlled by others, no, a monkey life!"

"I understand the logic. You could have passed the information directly to me. But you just said all sorts of nonsense to me in such a leisurely manner. Was it intentional? It was definitely intentional!"

Sun Wukong felt that the guy in front of him was a good person, but he had a bit of a bad taste.

He definitely wanted to see himself panicking!

(?▼Benefit▼)

“Oh monkey, that’s not funny, you are definitely slandering me well, how could I be that kind of person?

Have you made your choice? Will you follow me or not? "

Li Youqian felt that Bi Ma Wen was really bad at talking and didn't understand the ways of the world at all.

Oh, he is a monkey, no wonder!

Before complaining about himself, Li Youqian said: This Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, is my childhood memory, and I have screwed him over this time, so I’ll help if I can.

After complaining about himself, Li Youqian said: Damn Bimawen!

Sun Wukong gradually sorted out the information in his mind, fell silent, and smiled with inexplicable relief.

"Thank you, I appreciate your kindness, but I don't want to leave this world.

This is my home, and why should I let others control my life?

Although it has been planned, the fact that Heaven dares to cheat Buddhism shows that there is still room for the Journey to the West and the rules must be followed.

I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, no, the Great Sage Equaling Accounts, and I would like to borrow the matter from Heaven. Is that not too much?

If you really want to help me, how about doing something for me?"

Sun Wukong became mature in an instant, and he also thought of many things that he usually didn't pay attention to.

He believed the information sent by Li Youqian. After all, if Taishang Laojun really wanted to refine him, how could it be possible while his armor and weapons were still there?

It is obvious that he wants to train himself to have an indestructible body and golden eyes so that he can make a big fuss.

There are too many coincidences and unreasonable things, it’s just that I was too immature before.

Plus, there were too many routines and I couldn’t react at all.

"Okay, go ahead!" Li Youqian was a little surprised, but also took it for granted.

After all, it would not be normal for the Monkey King Sun Wukong to choose to escape and leave this world when encountering problems.

"I have been held captive for 500 years. You can help me conceal the truth and release me. When the 500 years are up, you can help me return. How do you think that is?

During this time, no one can find me, and I will hide myself well!"

"OK, they are all small problems." Li Youqian was about to run away after doing something bad.

In the end, no saint came to capture him. It seemed that his method of taking the blame, hiding his aura, and confusing the heavens were also exceptionally good.

Jie Jie Jie! ! !

500 years on earth are just 500 days in heaven.

It's just about two years, and including this period of time, it's almost three years, just the right amount of time.

It seems that Sun Wukong is going to cause trouble, and Li Youqian must help him.

interesting.

Outside the world of Journey to the West, two figures were staring at this world not far away, as if they were blocking someone.

.........

The 49 days were up soon, and Laozi rushed back, ready to perform the full play.

But in the furnace, Sun Wukong's indestructible body and his fiery eyes had already been refined.

But there was no reaction at all, and Sun Wukong was still lying there with his eyes closed and resting.

"You naughty monkey, it seems that the forty-nine days have already killed you!"

Taishang Laojun spoke sarcastically, trying to provoke Sun Wukong, but he suddenly opened his mouth and spoke.

"Send the Jade Emperor over. I already know about the Journey to the West. I settled the accounts for the Heavenly Court and I have contributed to the Heavenly Court.

I demand to speak to him!"

"Oh, Sun Wukong, you~" Taishang Laojun was a little surprised and felt that Sun Wukong was particularly different today.

Then he smiled faintly, and then his expression changed immediately, and his expression became serious, "Don't call me Sun Wukong, it's working time in the Heavenly Palace now,

Please address me by my official name when I am working, please call me the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

Buddhism still wants to control its own life. I want to let those bald donkeys know what it means that my destiny is in my own hands, not in the hands of God.

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