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The Jade Emperor arrived soon. He was already waiting in the Lingxiao Palace, ready to crawl under the table when the time came.

After all, it's not shameful to do it to earn money!

Suddenly, he heard that Sun Wukong knew everything and wanted to talk to him, so he hurried over, fearing that something unexpected might happen.

However, the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun tried to play dumb, or were they preparing to test how much Sun Wukong knew?

"What nonsense are you talking about, you monkey? Journey to the West?"

"I don't understand what you, a monkey, are saying." Taishang Laojun echoed.

Sun Wukong laughed, "Pretending to be confused? In Journey to the West, how many people came down from heaven to occupy a mountain and become a king, becoming one of the 81 trials and tribulations.

Without mentioning anything else, just talking about Taishang Laojun, you old man have two boys and an old cow,

In the entire Tushita Palace, every living thing has run away except you. How dare you say that you don’t know what Journey to the West is?

Everything was planned, and you still treat me as a sage who can settle accounts. How despicable! "

After these words were spoken, the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun felt a little embarrassed, especially Taishang Laojun.

When we were arranging the manpower and planning the 81 difficulties, there were still a few difficulties to go, but basically all those who could go down from heaven had been arranged.

Buddhism came to him and finally moved him with a little sincerity.

I just helped a little, my own boy's mount, and even the fire in the stove became a problem.

Now that I think about it, it was indeed a little too obvious!

But even though it was so obvious, he was able to pretend to be confused. This was what he was best at.

So, now Taishang Laojun pretended to be confused again and looked at his own pillar.

This pillar is really a pillar!

At this time, the Jade Emperor understood that Sun Wukong knew everything, so there was no need to hide it anymore.

The Jade Emperor was somewhat helpless. "Since you already know everything, I won't hide it from you. This matter is of great significance.

If you don't want to come out, I'm afraid we'll have to use some means to make you come out and make a scene!"

There is really no other way. After all, the subsequent plot is that Sun Wukong escapes from the Tushita Palace and fights all the way from the South Heaven Gate to the Lingxiao Palace.

Then let the Buddha Tathagata take action and suppress it with the Five Finger Mountain, and the matter will be over.

It would also be convenient for him to give all the bills that need to be reimbursed to the Buddhist Tathagata Buddha.

By then, all the gods in heaven will surround old Tathagata in circles.

Those incense and reimbursement items must be given even if you don’t want to!

You know, when Sun Wukong made trouble in Heaven, everyone was just acting, but when everyone surrounded Tathagata Buddha, it was for their own little money.

You can definitely show your abilities!

A quasi-saint, so what? Is there really no quasi-saint in heaven, and he is still right.

The situation can be said to be watertight!

But before things even started, they encountered difficulties. Sun Wukong knew everything. It was bad!

This is really bad. If Sun Wukong is awake and refuses to cooperate, things will be difficult later.

The Jade Emperor was worried that if Sun Wukong refused to cooperate, the Journey to the West plan would not go forward.

Maybe when the time comes, Sun Wukong will see Buddha Tathagata coming and be ready to give him a big beating.

If everything is made public, then Tathagata will definitely run faster than a rabbit and immediately run back to Lingshan to hide.

Then the Journey to the West was blown up, and according to the shameless tradition of the West, they simply denied that they had planned the Journey to the West.

We have to be responsible for all the losses in Heaven. We can't let Buddhism get away with it!

Damn it, who told me the truth about Sun Wukong? There are bad guys among the gods!

Of course, this situation is unlikely. Journey to the West is very important, and Sun Wukong, the man who sought Buddhist scriptures, is also very important.

It is the last piece of multicolored stone left when Nuwa repaired the sky, and it is located on the Flower-Fruit Mountain, the source of the Ten States and Three Islands.

He was born with great luck, and his ability to start the Journey to the West has many hidden meanings.

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but soften his tone, "Sun Wukong! Heaven treats you well!

How about you cooperate? I will definitely compensate you in the future!"

"I know that the Heavenly Court has been very kind to me. I have an idea. It depends on whether you are brave enough!"

Sun Wukong's eyes sparkled, making the Jade Emperor hesitate. "What's your idea?"

"I can cooperate with you and be suppressed by the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years according to the original plan!

You can pay these prices, and you also know that you have cheated Buddhism. The plan is very good. After Buddhism pays the compensation, it will also bleed heavily.

By then, everyone will definitely focus on Journey to the West, trying to make up for it and prosper it.

Whether the Journey to the West will be successful in the end, and whether it will make a profit or a loss after it is successful, are all questions, but there is no doubt that Buddhism will be very poor for a period of time.

Moreover, Buddhism has suffered heavy losses, and those most affected are not the upper classes, but the middle or lower classes.

After all, the wool comes from the sheep, but if Journey to the West benefits, the biggest beneficiaries will probably be the top leaders, after all, they are trying to make up for the losses suffered by the Heavenly Palace.

If you want to earn more, you can't leave some leftovers for the small fish and shrimps!

I can be a spy for the Heavenly Court, and use the Journey to the West to dig out Buddhist people for the Heavenly Court.

By then, it won’t be the West that will prosper, but the Heavenly Court that will prosper. I just want to ask you, do you dare?”

"What do you want? And why should I believe you?" The Jade Emperor took a breath of cold air. This Sun Wukong was really brave.

No wonder according to his original destiny, he dared to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Or it could be said that it was not that the monkey was brave, but that he had a monkey on top of his courage!

"Anyway, I will cooperate with you later, and you will be able to cheat Buddhism. As for the following plans, you will not lose out whether you do them or not!

I have only one request. If Journey to the West fails, Buddhism will not be able to invest manpower and material resources, resulting in the failure of this event.

I will return to Heaven and set up a new department. All the people I recruited will go to that department, and I will be the boss!

If the Journey to the West is barely successful, I will become an undercover agent of Heaven in the Journey to the West!

I want two portions of incense!"

After a series of events, Sun Wukong realized one thing: he must have real power.

But there is only one position for each person in heaven, and every position is full. If you want real power, you have to set up a new department yourself!

By then, with the support of Heaven and real power, he can be the true Monkey King.

Sun Wukong's words made the Jade Emperor fall into deep thought. It was such a big pie, but he was a little tempted.

Anyway, the Heavenly Court did not lose out. Sun Wukong succeeded, the Heavenly Court became stronger, and an additional department was added.

There is nothing to lose if you fail.

But all this is actually based on the assumption that the Journey to the West will fail and Sun Wukong will not become a Buddha.

What a good gambler!

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was hesitant, Sun Wukong flexibly applied the art of drawing cakes that he had learned while drinking and eating meat in Heaven.

After all, those who can invite him to a banquet are all great gods and immortals in heaven, all high-level people who love to make empty promises.

"Look, there were only four people and one horse on the Journey to the West.

It turns out that four of them are from heaven, and Buddhism only has one, Golden Cicada.

How many people from heaven are there in the 81 trials? Why did Buddhism flourish because of this incident? "

"Okay, I promise you!" The Jade Emperor's blood boiled at what Sun Wukong said, which was no different from Boran.

Afterwards, Sun Wukong and the Jade Emperor conspired again. The Jade Emperor showed a lot of sincerity to Taishang Laojun on the side and then left decisively.

Without saying a word, Sun Wukong jumped up and pushed open the stove roof which had been half open for a long time.

He had an angry expression and looked around with his fiery eyes. He really looked as if he had been refined for a long time and was extremely angry.

Are you kidding? Who isn’t a veteran actor?