Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Tony was speechless when he saw Li Youqian say the four words "Justice League" in a serious tone.

"No, you've watched too much DC, no wonder you act weird every day, it's because you watch too much DC!

Last time, you said you wanted to call it the Justice League. Do you have any obsession with the name Justice League? "

When Li Youqian heard these familiar words, he thought of the time when Falcon fought Captain America, and he also said that he watched it from DC.

Why does this sound so much like something from the game Genshin Impact? What a weird joke.

Li Youqian thought about it carefully for a while before realizing that Marvel and DC had an outrageous setting.

That is, each of the two worldviews has its own comics about the other.

What an outrageous setting, it's simply a love-hate relationship.

Li Youqian was lying on the sofa, "Whatever, by the way, how did you suddenly come up with the idea of ​​forming a superhero team?"

"It's all because of Black Sauce Egg. He wants to form a team called the Avengers and ask me to join. You know this, right?

Wouldn't it be restrictive for me to join an organization like his that is closely connected to the state? I don't owe him anything.

However, I am quite interested in forming a heroic team, so I plan to form one myself."

Tony's answer was also very simple, and Li Youqian also understood why the plot changed.

Because Li Youqian reminded Tony about his father in advance, Hei Lu Dan didn't really help Tony with anything, so they didn't owe each other anything.

Tony really hates mysterious agents like Black Salted Egg.

After learning the specific reasons, Li Youqian and Tony had a heated discussion about the name.

"What do you want?" "Whatever!"

"The Defenders?" "It feels a bit like a rip-off of The Avengers."

"Guardian Alliance?" "This name is hard to describe!"

"So what do you want to choose?" "Whatever!"

Tony is in autism: "..."

Finally, the two unanimously decided to call it the Justice League, and Tony prepared to buy the copyright soon.

After making these decisions, Tony put on the Mark VI without saying a word, and fired the palm cannon at Li Youqian, driving Li Youqian out of the house.

Li Youqian looked at the closed door of the sea view villa and shrugged. Is it that serious? I am a bad name picker, can you blame me for this?

Li Youqian looked at the wall with a big hole blasted in it by the palm cannon and shook his head, feeling a little regretful.

Then he turned around and rode his scooter, ready to go home and walk the dog in the evening. The dog is a bit bigger, so it should be okay, right?

Li Youqian was riding a motorcycle and passed through a particularly congested section of road. What’s interesting is that as soon as Li Youqian passed by, the traffic jam was gone.

It's quite interesting. Generally speaking, if you mention Cao Cao, he will appear. If Cao Cao can appear so quickly, maybe the car he drives is the same model as yours.

When Li Youqian was brainstorming, he suddenly thought of this question: Even if there is a traffic jam on the road, it will be cars. What does it have to do with my motorcycle?

What is the use of this thing? Li Youqian was silent. Damn, this is actually a thing that benefits others but not oneself. I will not use it next time by putting it in the villa warehouse.

Li Youqian made a decision to put the small motorcycle into the cold palace, and wondered whether he would withdraw it in the future, the car named Ma Zida.

Li Youqian could guess its special ability with his eyes closed. It would definitely cause a traffic jam as soon as it was turned on.

Then there is a problem. I put the small motorcycle on the roof of the Mazda, and it has two special abilities.

Will there be traffic jams? That is the question.

Li Youqian assumed the posture of a thinker and thought.

Two passers-by on the side saw this scene and could not believe it.

One of the passers-by turned to his friend and asked, "Am I drunk? Why do I see a man in a pensive posture driving a motorcycle?"

"You must have drunk too much!"

"How do you say this?"

"Because I saw it too, but I took something, so it's normal to have hallucinations!"

"So that's how it is. Wait, this is not an illusion. He's driving a motorcycle so dangerously. Call the police!"

“Oh!”

After calling the police, the passerby suddenly felt something was wrong. Did he forget something?

.......

The New York Police Department was unusually busy today, and the police station operator received another call.

"Hello, how can I help you?"

A horrified message came from the other end of the phone, "Help! I saw a dog that was more than ten meters long! It had six eyes! It was being walked."

The operator chuckled, "It turns out to be more than ten meters, and there's a dog with six eyes, that's really cute, puff, hahahaha!"

The voice on the other end of the phone was a little anxious, "What? Don't you believe me? Were you laughing just now?

I was scared to death by this dog!"

"No, no, I'm not laughing. I've been professionally trained and I won't laugh unless I can't help it! Hahahaha!

I was actually scared to death by the dog walker! Hahahaha~

They are just walking their dogs, that is their business, it is not against the law.”

The person on the other end of the line hung up the phone. The operator was speechless. Why are there so many people here today? I couldn't help but complain to my friend next to me.

"I'm really impressed. I actually received a call saying that someone was walking a dog that was more than ten meters long and had six eyes!"

The operator at the side comforted her, "It's okay, I received a call before, saying that someone was driving a car pretending to be a meditator, with his hands not on the front of the car, but just lowering his head and thinking.

When we sent someone to take a look, we found a drug addict and a drunkard. We were speechless, but we had never seen such stupid criminals who actually called the police to arrest themselves.

I don't know what to say about them. Let's say they are law-abiding. One of them is a drug addict. Let's say it's illegal, but they still knew to call the police!"

"Hahahaha, those two are so funny!"

When you encounter something outrageous, calling the police is a normal choice. Unfortunately, the operator simply thinks you are talking nonsense. In this case, how should you respond?

In the temporary detention center of the police station, two passers-by fell silent. They were both about to cry because of their own stupidity.

Little did he know that one of them would regret it even more later, because after he was put in prison and released after serving his sentence, he found that the thing had actually been legalized.

I just can't hold it anymore. Is this all in vain?

In a park, Li Youqian sat on Pochi's head and leisurely walked the dog. The park was quite remote and there were originally only a few people there.

As soon as Li Youqian released Boqi, they were all scared away.

In fact, it seemed empty at first, but suddenly a few people jumped out of the grove. Li Youqian said that he did not mean to scare them.

Okay, I did it on purpose! Hehehehe!!!

Li Youqian scared these people away and took the opportunity to walk the dog and comfort Pochi who had bled today.

Li Youqian now really treats Bochi as a pet. Although it is a bit ugly, it is still quite well-behaved and cool as a pet.

"Hey, bro, your dog is so cool, I really want to get one, but it's a pity, I definitely can't fit such a big dog in my house!"

A guy who sounded very young was standing on a tree in the park, and his words came out like bullets.

With his red and blue color scheme and spider logo, isn’t this Spider-Man?

Li Youqian looked at the slightly simple clothes and it was obvious that the failed man had just become a superhero not long ago.

"He's handsome for sure, but who owns him doesn't matter?"

Li Youqian replied to Spider-Man and continued walking the dog. Pochi ran towards a more open area in the park.

As he ran, the nagging voice behind him gradually stopped. Li Youqian looked back and laughed.

Spider-Man no longer swings around in the woods, but instead runs with his legs. Hahaha, it's so funny.

Oh, it’s mainly because this place is relatively open, with no tall buildings or trees.

The environment is limited, so it belongs to!

Spider-Man listened to Li Youqian's laughter and inexplicably felt a sense of shame.

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