Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

"What are you laughing at? I'm just walking and you're laughing at me, man, that's so rude."

The little spider hugged his arms awkwardly and struck a handsome pose.

Li Youqian jumped off Pochi and replied with a smile, "Can't I laugh? Tell me, why are you following me?"

Although we can't see Spider-Man Peter Parker's expression behind the mask, we can tell from his body language.

His smile was somewhat coquettish, "Let's make friends. It looks like everyone is a superhero, and their superpower is to summon a super dog? Dogman?"

Dogman? Is that a polite name?

Li Youqian's face was full of black lines, but he suddenly laughed when he thought of something, "Mr. Pajama Baby, do you still have an uncle now?

"How do you know I have an uncle?" Spider-Man was a little confused.

Li Youqian chuckled and said in an evil voice, "You'd better pay attention to your uncle!

People like you who have spider powers have a curse: your own uncle will kill you!"

Spider-Man was confused and felt that the guy in front of him was talking nonsense. How could he have super powers and he would even kill his uncle?

Is it necessary to be so specific? If I don't have an uncle, do I have to create one on the spot?

But why did he have a vague bad premonition? Peter Parker's spider sense under the mask seemed to be broken and kept irritating himself.

Peter Parker's face turned green. No, are you serious?

Seeing that the poor child was very frightened, Li Youqian whistled confidently and said something.

"I know what you said you would die from. If you want my help, treat me as your little brother!"

After Li Youqian said this, he turned around confidently and prepared to ride on Pochi's head.

Spider-Man suddenly seemed to wake up, and said, "Are you the bicycle king?"

Li Youqian: “…?” Why do people still remember this damn nickname? It’s been a long time!

Damn, I feel such an inexplicable sense of shame!

"I don't know what you're talking about. What bicycle king? I don't know him, I don't know him, I don't remember him."

Without saying a word, Spider-Man unzipped his back, rummaged around inside, and pulled out a cell phone.

Just search the Internet for the photo of the bicycle king and show it to Li Youqian.

Li Youqian remained silent. Okay, okay, you won’t give me any way out.

Little Spider, you are too young, just wait for me.

The little spider didn't know what he would encounter in the future. He pointed at the photos on the Internet and said excitedly with a smile.

"I said I couldn't possibly be wrong, even though your nickname is ugly, and you don't wear a mask, you have no mystery, and your attack method is pretty low, and now you don't have many fans~"

Li Youqian had a blank expression on his face, but he felt as if his heart was stabbed five or six times. Without saying a word, he pulled out a magic door from behind his butt.

He opened it and kicked Spider-Man directly in. Boston was inside the door.

He threw a word to the somewhat confused little Spider.

"I hope you can run faster. You are in Boston. Let's see if you can run back to New York tonight. Come on!"

With a bang, the door closed. Li Youqian felt much better. He whistled, did a backflip, and took Pochi back to the small world.

Then I prepared to return to the large flat, buy some snacks and enjoy life.

Having said that, judging from the body shape of the Spider-Man just now, it should be the version starring Holland.

However, it doesn’t seem like a comprehensive version?

But it should be pretty much the same. After all, no matter which version of Spider-Man it is, his uncle has always been full of misfortunes.

Oh, that’s not right. Holland seems to be the most miserable Spider-Man. Not only did he lose his uncle, but he also lost his Aunt May. He has been forgotten by the world.

To make matters worse, if you have time, pay attention to it. It turns out that I am a good person. My main purpose is to change Spider-Man's tragic fate, and doing special punch-ins is just a by-product.

That's right, that's it.

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Spider-Man felt extremely unlucky. He just saw a guy who seemed to have super powers and wanted to get to know him and say hello.

As a result, the mysterious guy took out a strange door and kicked himself to Boston because he recognized his identity.

I ended up wandering between buildings all night and I even felt like vomiting.

I finally managed to get home and was almost late. What a terrible day!

I'm speechless! Do you mean to call him the bicycle king? He's not happy? Then what should I call him?

Parker thought so and thought about being called the pajama baby by that strange guy.

Thinking about my own battle suit, it is indeed a bit simple. It’s not that my skills are not good enough to make good clothes.

The main reason is that I don’t have much money!

I heard there is an underground boxing scene. Maybe I could give it a try. With my own strength, I can definitely win the championship and get the prize money.

Parker smiled slightly when he thought of this. He heard that the prize money was quite large.

The school in Country M ended unimaginably early, and Parker made good preparations at home.

He found an even simpler spider mask, waited until it got dark, then sneaked out to fight underground boxing.

Little did he know that no matter how sneaky he was, there was a perverted and righteous hero following him.

Li Youqian followed behind Peter, nodded, and saw the real face. It was indeed the Holland brother version.

Lee Youqian specifically asked Tony for Peter Parker's identity and family information, using the excuse of finding teammates for the Justice League.

What the hell is Tony's shocked and relieved expression? Am I so unreliable?

Li Youqian complained in his heart and at the same time, followed Parker closely. When Parker entered the place where black boxing was taking place, Li Youqian showed an expression that was as expected.

Li Youqian also asked Tony to investigate this black boxing match. Based on this association, Li Youqian concluded that there was a 90% probability that Spider-Man's uncle would suffer the punishment today.

Following Spider-Man in the middle of the night, Pah! Following Spider-Man, he really went to fight in a black boxing match. Li Youqian could imagine what would happen in the following plot with just his little toe.

Li Youqian drove the car and used his telekinesis to look for the poor uncle.

What a joke from hell, being Spider-Man's uncle in Marvel and being Batman's parent in DC are both high-risk jobs.

After a while, Parker's uncle came nearby, and Li Youqian discovered him immediately with his telepathic perception.

At the same time, several gunshots were heard from the direction of the underground boxing scene.

The show is officially about to begin!

Li Youqian quickly got behind Parker's uncle and patted him on the shoulder. When he turned around, he whispered, "I saved your life, you're welcome!"

Uncle Parker in the previous version was just about to say something.

Li Youqian slashed at Parker's uncle with his hand, and he turned his head back in confusion, covering the back of his neck.

His eyes seemed to be saying, why did you hit me on the neck?

Uh? Why is it different from what's on TV?