Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

Chapter 105: Taoist Priest: My sword can kill demons, but it can also kill people

At the same time, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Jia family, whom the He family father and son were thinking about, had arrived at the gate of Baiyun Temple.

Seeing Dao Jian maintaining order at the mountain gate, Jia Zhang went straight to him and said, "That, that little immortal, I want to find your old immortal who is the head of the sect—"

Before Jia Zhang finished speaking, Dao Jian looked them up and down, then bowed and said, "You guys are the destined people that the headmaster mentioned, right?

The headmaster has already instructed that an immortal fetus will come to visit today to ask about his previous life. Please come in!"

As he spoke, Daojian raised his head, looked at Banggeng and smiled, then walked forward. After hearing this, Jia Zhang became even more convinced that Taoist Xuyi was a living immortal.

Otherwise, how could I have known that his family would come to visit today!

Thinking of this, Jia Zhang's face became even happier. She forced her wrinkles into a face and smiled triumphantly at Qin Huairu, as if to say: What do you think, was your mother right?

Even if Qin Huairu didn't believe it before, she believed it now and her face was full of joy.

As soon as they entered the mountain gate, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law kept looking at the temples they passed by, wondering which god's reincarnation their Banggeng was, and how they could welcome the spring breeze with smiles on their faces in this late autumn and early winter season.

Seeing so many pilgrims in the temple, Jia Zhang's face became even more arrogant. If she was not afraid of offending the old immortal, she would have wanted to shout:

"You people are really blind to the truth. You have to bow down to these useless clay statues instead of kneeling before my Immortal Banggen."

Looking at the group of pilgrims throwing money at the Wofeng Bridge, Jia Zhang silently calculated in her heart, where should she build a Wofeng Bridge?

……

Soon, Daojian led the Jia family to Yunji Mountain House.

"Master, the destined person you mentioned before has arrived!" Dao Jian said as he knocked lightly on the door of the palace.

"Invite them in!"

"Yes!"

"Please come in, sir!" Daojian gestured with his hand.

Jia Zhang rushed in quickly, and Qin Huairu bowed to Dao Jian and said, "Thank you, Taoist priest!"

Then he walked into the hall holding the locust flowers.

The interior of the hall at this moment was quite different from the previous times Li Muhua had been there. There were five old Taoists sitting cross-legged in front of the statue of the Three Officials Emperor. The old Taoist Xu Yi was sitting in the middle with his clothes on, but he was not wearing the intimidating purple robe, but a blue cloth.

When Jia Zhang saw the five people, she was also stunned, and then she immediately shouted: "Old Immortal, you must do this for my Banggeng Immortal--"

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

Before Jia Zhang could finish her words, Taoist Xu Yi interrupted her by closing his eyes and chanting.

Then he said, "No need to say more. I have figured out why you came here, old monk. It's about your grandson's immortal fetus!"

"Yes, yes, yes, old immortal, your calculations are really accurate!"

Jia Zhang quickly said, "I came here for my grandson. You don't know, old immortal. Someone actually dared to spread rumors that my Banggeng immortal was the reincarnation of the toilet god. They don't even give you face, old immortal—"

Seeing Jia Zhang's behavior, the other four couldn't help but frown. Qin Huairu noticed their displeasure and quickly pulled Jia Zhang's sleeve and said:

"Mom, the old gods said there's no need to say more, they all know!"

Seeing that Qin Huairu dared to interrupt, Jia Zhang immediately turned around and glared at her with her triangular eyes, then turned back and cried loudly:

"Since you, old immortal, know all this, then you must take charge of my family. Use your magic to kill that bastard who spread rumors."

Taoist Master Xuyi opened his eyes upon hearing this and asked in surprise, "Rumors? What rumors?"

Jia Zhang was stunned, and immediately shouted again: "Old Immortal, didn't you figure it out? It was that little bastard who spread the rumor that my Bang Geng was the reincarnation of the toilet god!"

Taoist Xu Yi's face flashed with enlightenment, and then he slowly spoke under the expectant gazes of the Jia family's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law: "This is not a rumor. Your grandson is indeed the reincarnation of the son of the toilet god Sangu and Zigu."

"what!"

Jia Zhang was stunned for a moment, then she shouted, "Impossible, my Bang Geng must be the reincarnation of a righteous god. If not the Three Pure Ones, Four Emperors, or Five Imperial Gods, then he must at least be the God of Wealth and Literature. How could he be the son of some toilet-breaking god?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Jia Zhang howled and sat down on the cushion, spreading her arms and ready to lie down, to show the old Taoist priests what it means to be a professional at throwing a tantrum.

But she had forgotten where this place was. She only saw the Taoist priest Xu Yi suddenly jump up and stand up straight. He pulled out a peach wood sword from the altar behind him, his hair and beard all stretched out, and pointed the sword at Jia Zhang and cursed:

"Evil beast, my sword can kill demons as well as humans, do you really want to be so presumptuous in front of the Three Officials Emperor?

If you dare to scream and throw a tantrum again, I will send you to hell to reunite with your dead husband and son. I will make the three of you suffer all kinds of torture in hell, and finally end up being reincarnated as pigs and dogs in your next life."

The Taoist priest Xu Yi's voice resounded in the hall like thunder. Jia Zhang, who was being pointed at by the peach wood sword, suddenly cleared her eyes and then quickly crawled up.

Qin Huairu was so frightened by this sudden change that she stepped back repeatedly and almost fell down. Fortunately, Banggeng and Xiaodang were frightened and hid behind her and supported her. In this way, the four of them managed to stabilize their bodies.

As for Jia Zhang, she was so frightened by the sword of the old Taoist Xu Yi that she stood up. Seeing that he had not put down his sword and the other four old immortals also raised their swords to point at her, she did not dare to move at all and quickly raised her arms in surrender.

"Old Immortal, please spare my life. I was foolish and deserved to die. I shouldn't have offended you immortals. Please consider that my grandson is an immortal after all. After you become immortals, you will see each other again. Please spare me this time!"

As Jia Zhang was about to kneel down and kowtow, Taoist Master Xu Yi hurriedly shouted, "Stop!"

Jia Zhang stopped immediately, maintaining a strange half-squatting position.

"The Toilet God is an earthly immortal, not to mention the son of the Toilet God. I am afraid that we will not have the chance to meet each other even if we become true immortals in the future. You came to my palace to cause trouble and broke the fate between me and your grandson. I will not care about this matter. Get out!"

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang felt as if she had been pardoned. She didn't even dare to thank him and turned around and ran out of the hall.

At this moment, she only thought about not being stabbed to death by the old immortal's sword, and not having to go to the eighteen levels of hell with Lao Jia and Xiao Jia, and finally being reincarnated as a pig and dog in the next life.

She was so overjoyed that she no longer cared about Xiao Xiaojia's affairs.

Qin Huairu paused, looking at Taoist Xu Yi, who seemed to be hesitant to speak. Taoist Xu Yi saw her concerns and said, "There is only one word difference between immortals and mortals, but there is a world of difference. As long as you teach him well when you go back, he will have a great future!"

"Thank you, old god!"

Only then did Qin Huairu lead Bang Geng out of the hall. She did not dare to let Bang Geng say thank you, for fear that Bang Geng's childish words would anger the old immortal again, and he even lost the last comment.

As soon as she left the hall, Jia Zhang looked at the temples around her with fear in her eyes, and kept muttering: "I have offended the gods. The gods will definitely not forgive me, they will definitely not forgive me..."

Muttering this, Jia Zhang covered her head with her hands, rushed out of the Taoist temple, ran to the bus stop, and sat down on the side of the road.

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