Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

half an hour-

After the temple disappeared from her sight for a while, Jia Zhang's eyes slowly regained clarity.

The scene in the hall just now really scared her. She always thought that her Banggeng was the reincarnation of a great immortal, so she dared to boss around the Taoist priest Xuyi. She never expected that in the end he turned out to be an insignificant toilet god.

What's the trick to trick Sangu and Zigu God?

She, Jia Zhang, had never even heard of it.

Who has a toilet god at home?

Jia Zhang scratched her head. No one could be so stupid!

"Mom, what's wrong with you!"

At this time, Qin Huairu, holding Sophora japonica flowers and followed by Banggeng and Xiaodang, caught up with them. Seeing Jia Zhang sitting on the side of the road in a daze, she walked up to her, panting, and asked with concern.

Jia Zhang turned her head and when she saw Qin Huairu and the stick behind her, the clarity in her eyes was gradually swallowed up by anger.

Emotions don't disappear, they just move.

Jia Zhang suddenly jumped up, glared at Qin Huairu and Bang Geng and cursed: "How dare you ask me what happened? I really thought you gave birth to a god, but I didn't expect it to be a plague god.

I almost killed the old woman, not to mention that he almost made Dongxu and Huairen in the underworld fried in a frying pan and become pigs and dogs in their next life. You still have the nerve to ask me what happened!"

"Bang Geng, come here! I'm going to beat you to death today so that the gods can calm down."

Jia Zhang jumped up while cursing and grabbed the stick that was sticking out from behind Qin Huairu with both hands. The stick was frightened by this scene and stood there in a daze.

He didn't understand. He hadn't done anything wrong, so why was his grandmother, who had always loved him, so angry and wanted to kill him?

Qin Huairu was quick-witted and quickly held Huaihua in front of Banggeng.

"Mom, listen to me. The old god just said that Bang Geng will have a bright future. A god is a god. Even if he is a toilet god, he is still a god. You can't hit him!"

Qin Huairu screamed shrilly, and Jia Zhang finally came to her senses.

The anger in his eyes slowly faded away, and he stared at Bang Geng with an uncertain expression.

Bang Geng was startled by her gaze and quickly retracted his head, hiding his whole body behind Qin Huairu.

Seeing that Jia Zhang was willing to listen to her and stop, Qin Huairu hurriedly continued to persuade:

"Mom, the Toilet God is also a deity. Eating, drinking, defecating and urinating are all important things. I think the Toilet God is just a bad name, so there are few people worshipping him. He is not necessarily a minor deity!"

"Even if he really is a little fairy, he is still a fairy after all. Even if these neighbors knew about it, who would dare to laugh?"

"You still have to respect our Bang Geng."

Jia Zhang looked a little hesitant, but still nodded, agreeing with Qin Huairu's opinion.

"Well, Huairu, do you remember what you promised me last night? As long as Banggeng is really the reincarnation of a god, then we won't share our food with others."

When Qin Huairu heard what Jia Zhang said, a look of embarrassment flashed across her face. She was worried about how she would explain to Director Wang if she didn't return the grain.

However, thinking of Jia Zhang's murderous look just now, he nodded and agreed.

Only then did Jia Zhang relax her eyelids and retract her scary triangular eyes.

"Then how are we going to explain to the neighbors when we get back? We can't just say that there were no rumors about our Bang Geng, and that he is really the reincarnation of the son of the toilet god?

Even if you want to be the Zi Gu Goddess, I, your mother, don’t want to be called the Toilet Goddess Grandma! "

Jia Zhang stared at Qin Huairu with angry eyes, seemingly venting all her anger on her, but in fact, she was already feeling a little regretful and blaming herself in her heart.

He shouldn't have been so arrogant when he went out, shouting to let the whole courtyard know that he was here to ask the old immortal from Baiyun Temple for help.

Now I'm afraid that the whole alley already knows that I'm coming to Baiyun Temple. As soon as I get off the bus, I'm afraid that the group of nosy old ladies at the entrance of the alley will surround me.

Ask which god Banggeng was reincarnated from.

Although Jia Zhang has now accepted the fact that Banggeng is the reincarnation of the Toilet God, with Qin Huairu's persuasion, she can also convince herself that the Toilet God is also a deity, but she really doesn't want to be called the Toilet God Grandma.

Qin Huairu's eyes rolled after hearing this.

"Didn't the old immortal just say that the toilet god is called Zi Gu God? I guess not many people have heard of this name, and only the old immortal knows it. Otherwise, why don't we just say Zi Gu God when we go back, and not the toilet god!"

"Then we should stay out of the yard these days. As long as we stay out of the spotlight for a few days, I guess no one will ask about it again in the future!"

Qin Huairu thought that since she couldn't speak, she could only hide.

It's not feasible to lie about this matter. The old immortal can calculate everything, so you can't lie.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. We'll just say Bang Geng is the reincarnation of the son of the Goddess Zi Gu. We won't say anything else. If they ask us, we'll just say we don't know. That, that's what we call keeping the secret secret!"

After hearing this, Jia Zhang nodded quickly, and even said something to deceive people, looking at Qin Huairu with eyes full of admiration.

My daughter-in-law is smart. She can even use this method...

It's evening.

As soon as Li Muhua entered the compound, she heard people talking about the words Zi Gu God, Bang Geng, and the Jia family. She hurriedly went to the group of aunts to listen, and only then did she know that the Jia family had gone to Baiyun Temple today.

After listening to it, I felt a little puzzled. Didn’t I ask Taoist Xuyi to say that Banggeng was the toilet god?

What kind of deity is this Zi Gu God?

This title doesn't sound like that of a toilet god!

Confused, Li Muhua asked directly: "Who is that Zi Gu God? What does she control?"

The aunts who were originally discussing whether to make more offerings to the Jia family turned their heads when they heard Li Muhua's words. Seeing his innocent look, one of the aunts was also puzzled and shook her head and said:

"We don't know what kind of deity this Zi Gu is, and we've never heard of this name. When we asked the old aunt, she said that the head of Baiyun Temple told her this."

"Oh!"

Li Muhua nodded and continued to ask: "You don't even know what this immortal does, so why are you planning to send something to the Jia family?"

After saying this, Li Muhua said proudly: "I have read comic books. The gods also have to take care of their own affairs. Some are in charge of marriage and childbirth--"

Upon hearing what Li Muhua said, the aunt next to her immediately said, "That's perfect. After we finish offering the sacrifices, we'll ask the Zi Gu Goddess to go to Auntie's house to send her son off in the evening."

"Then these things are not given away for free, right?"

As she spoke, the auntie also teased the middle-aged woman next to her. Naturally, the auntie next to her understood what she meant and immediately joined in the joke and laughed.

"Hahaha~~~"

"It's definitely not a free gift. With the character of a master who doesn't want to suffer a loss, the things have been delivered. Wouldn't it take him a whole night to be busy?"

"If that's the case, then I think you'll have to go to the Jia family to deliver things before you even close your eyes tomorrow morning." The aunt who started the conversation continued and pushed the aunt with her hips again.

The aunt blushed at the explicit words of the crowd, but she still stiffened her neck and said, "I think you, the Liu family, came up with this idea yourself. It was you who first said to send the gifts, not us."

"is not it?"

"Yes, I think so..."

When Li Muhua saw that her words had been misinterpreted by these aunties, she immediately continued to shout:

"And, there are more. Among the gods, there are also the Black and White Impermanence and the little ghosts from hell. Anyone who sends them something will definitely be able to cut in line at the King of Hell's place and be taken away by them in advance. There is also the Plague God and the Broom Star..."

After hearing what Li Muhua said, the aunts stopped laughing, and Aunt Liu slapped Li Muhua who was spoiling the mood.

He threatened, "What nonsense are you talking about? Be careful! The Black and White Impermanence might hear you and take you away!"

Li Muhua immediately made a face and stuck out his tongue, saying, "Believe it or not, you can't worship gods randomly. I've never heard of this Zi Gu God, so she must not be a good god! Every time I go to the temple, I only worship the God of Wealth..."

Having said that, Li Muhua ran towards his home.

All you have to do is raise the problem, and let these aunties decide how it will turn out in the end.

After all, who can catch up with their ability to tell lies?

Even ten Li Muhuas can’t catch up with him!