Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

"you--"

When Liu Xu heard Li Muhua say that she looked like a toad, ugly and scary, she choked up and pursed her lips, her eyes turned red, but after calming down, she still said stubbornly:

"My dad said, there are no gods in this world, all these gods are liars!"

Li Muhua frowned when he heard this. Logically speaking, since he could travel through time, it wouldn't be surprising if there were more gods in this world. However, the head of Baiyu Temple was an old liar, so maybe there really were no gods in this world.

Looking at Liu Xu's stubborn face, Li Muhua's heart softened for once, so he changed his words and agreed, "There are no gods, there are no gods in this world. Your father is right, okay?"

"Why are you so serious about such a small matter?"

Li Muhua took out the exercise book from his arms and spread it out, saying, "Don't blame me for not reminding you. The more you pick on things, the more tired you will be in the future."

"I want you to take care of it!"

Seeing that Li Muhua agreed with her, Liu Xu finally spit out her grievances and turned back angrily. Seeing that Li Muhua started to write on the table again, she asked in a worried voice:

"You're not remembering me as a toad, are you?"

After hearing this, Li Muhua raised her eyebrows slightly, stopped writing, looked at her with some confusion and asked, "Why do you think so?"

Seeing Li Muhua staring at her, Liu Xu turned her head to the other side and whispered, "A diary must record some of the most impressive things of the day, such as deep hatred or something happy. You spend so much time writing every day, you must have recorded all kinds of trivial things. How could you forget this!"

Li Muhua nodded thoughtfully, and then said: "I usually only remember grudges, not things like bullying, so you can rest assured!"

After hearing what Li Muhua said, Liu Xu turned back curiously and asked, "Then you write for so long every day, how many grudges do you have?"

After hearing this, Li Muhua looked at the exercise book on his desk and said hesitantly, "Love may end someday, but hatred will last forever."

Li Muhua then murmured softly, "But there are also some beasts who will say something like abandoning hatred after seeing this. I really want to give them money for thirty years..."

"what?"

Liu Xu didn't hear what was said behind him, but she still cried out in surprise. Then she quickly covered her mouth and looked at the classmates around her. She turned her head and whispered:

"Do you have such a big grudge? How come I don't know about it?"

Li Muhua was amused to see her frightened and puzzled look, and then said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will show this 'diary' to you after I finish writing it. By then, you will definitely think that what I say now is right!"

"Really?"

Liu Xu was a little bit unbelievably happy when she heard it, and then she couldn't wait to ask: "When can you finish it?"

After hearing this, Li Muhua looked at the exercise book in front of her. "Drawing Sword" is a long novel with nearly 400,000 words in total.

I can only write half of the content, and at most I can write until the finale of the TV series version.

Li Muhua estimated that he could write about 200,000 words.

Last week, I copied a workbook every day. Each book contained about 7,000 to 8,000 words, which is roughly the content of an episode of a TV series. I have just started writing about the team competition and eating stewed meat.

If you calculate it this way, there are probably still 25 books to be written, which means it will take more than a month. It is only the beginning of November this year, and there are still about two months before the winter vacation.

Thinking of this, Li Muhua looked at Liu Xu and replied, "Before this winter vacation, or maybe next year!"

"Will it take so long?"

When Liu Xu heard Li Muhua say that she would have to wait until the winter vacation or even the start of next year to read the diary, she couldn't help but click her tongue and felt a little disappointed.

But I became more curious about Li Muhua’s “deep hatred”.

I shouldn't be so hateful to him!

Liu Xu shook her head, thinking it was impossible, and hurriedly urged: "Then don't say it, just write it!"

Li Muhua nodded, then lowered his head and continued copying.

"Just don't bother me and peek less. I don't need to be on guard against you. I can write at least half as fast as you can."

"Who peeked?"

Liu Xu raised his brows and stared at Li Muhua with wide eyes.

Li Muhua no longer cares...

The day passed quietly and it was time to go home from school.

Li Muhua put the exercise book in his arms, picked up his bag and rushed out of the classroom.

He ran all the way out of the school and wandered around the street, but he just looked around and didn't dare to spend the money in his pocket because he had to save the money to buy exercise books!

And this one dollar is not enough at all. Li Muhua felt a little melancholy. It's true that two dollars can make a hero stumble!

At this time, Bang Geng in the classroom stood up straight. Seeing that there were only five of them left in the room, he clenched his fists to give himself a little courage, and kept repeating to himself in his heart that he was a god!

After that, he looked at the four minnows and threatened them: "I am a god now. If you dare to bully me again and let me clean the classroom alone, I will thunder for a day--"

Before Banggeng could finish his words, the four of them rushed forward, waving their fists and feet, and talking: "Gods, right? I'm going to fight gods..."

"If you have the guts, fly! Even if you are a god..."

"I've never fought a god before, tsk! This fight is no different from the previous one..."

"Pooh!"

"Old Immortal, please come and save me. These beasts don't believe that I am an immortal!" Bang Geng was kicked to the corner by several people. He curled up and prayed silently with tears.

Li Muhua wandered outside the school for more than half an hour and estimated that most of the students in the school should have left by now.

Then I found a secluded path to return. There is a "bad students lane" on the wall of every school.

Li Muhua was naturally aware of this. After taking off his coat, tying it on his head, and climbing over the courtyard wall, Li Muhua walked towards the school toilet.

The toilet was located in a remote area, in the northwest corner behind the teaching building. There were no students nearby at this time. After walking to the toilet door, Li Muhua opened his bag, put on gloves first, and then took out the cloth bag at the bottom.

He opened it and took out two big red couplets.

"Heroes from all over the world bow down here.

All the virtuous women in the world come in and undress. "

Li Muhua spread it out and took a look. Although he already knew what was written on it, he still couldn't help but marvel at Li Aihua's literary talent.

And the calligraphy is so powerful, gentle and smooth that it doesn't look like it was written by a middle school student at all.

Before Li Aihua could marvel at her literary talent for too long, Li Muhua quickly took out a small bottle from her bag, which contained the paste that Li Aihua had made with flour last night.

After applying paste and quickly pasting the couplets on both sides of the toilet, Li Muhua took out the horizontal scroll from his bag.

"Welcome the fairy of the five grains reincarnation to the world - Bang Geng!"

"Hehe~~Fairy, you are the son of gods, I hope there won't be any misunderstanding!" Li Muhua said with a smirk while his hands moved quickly and he pasted the couplet.

"Very good, very good, very neat and tidy!"

After praising, Li Muhua stood there and admired it for a while, then quickly returned the same way and climbed over the courtyard wall.