Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

After putting on his coat and running all the way, Li Muhua soon returned to the front of the compound.

After taking a quick look inside and seeing that Yan Bugui was not at the gate of the compound, Li Muhua rushed into her bedroom in one breath.

"went well?"

As soon as Li Muhua entered the door, Li Aihua turned around and asked.

"How can it not go smoothly if I take action?" After saying that, Li Muhua looked at Li Qinghua and said provocatively: "Second brother, it's up to you from now on. Don't let us down!"

Li Qinghua immediately patted the bag on the table and said, "Just wait and see tomorrow morning!"

"Tonight, I will definitely put up couplets in all the public toilets in the nearby alleys."

Seeing how confident he was, the two of them finally felt relieved and waited for the show tomorrow morning.

Siheyuan is different from other places. It is not allowed to build toilets in the courtyards, so a public toilet must be built in the alleys within every few courtyards less than 100 meters. A toilet has at most four or five pits. How can that be enough for hundreds of people?

Therefore, every household had to have a toilet under the bed. In the morning, the line in front of the public toilet was even longer than that in front of the breakfast stall.

If anyone were to squat in the toilet in the morning and try to kill themselves, the old ladies and old men would pour the toilet bucket on their head.

So Li Qinghua went to post the couplets in the dark at night and waited until the next morning.

Hey!

Banggeng’s name is definitely more famous than any other god.

It was dark and windy in the second half of the night, and there was no one around and it was completely silent.

Only the bright white moon refused to close its eyes and still hung high in the sky. It saw a figure slip out of the house of the three Li brothers, run to the far end of the alley, and disappear into the vast night.

Early in the morning, Yan Bugui had just opened the gate of the courtyard.

A neighbor from the alley passed by the courtyard gate. As soon as he saw him, he smiled and greeted him, saying, "Old Yan, good morning! I remember a fairy appeared in your courtyard the day before yesterday, right?"

Yan Bugui nodded calmly, with a hint of doubt in his eyes. He didn't understand why he was talking to him about this so early in the morning!

"It's called Banggeng, right?" A neighbor passing by stopped and asked with interest.

Yan Bugui nodded again: "My full name is Jia Geng, and my nickname is Bang Geng."

"Then do you know what kind of god he is?" When asked this, the neighbors passing by could no longer hide their smiles and had strange smiles on their faces.

Although Yan Bugui was puzzled by his action, he still shook his head and said in a deep voice: "The old immortal didn't say it at the time, he only said that Jia Geng was the reincarnation of the immortal king in heaven, so we don't know what kind of immortal he is the reincarnation of."

Before the neighbors could ask any more questions, Yan Bugui said, "Old Li, why are you asking these questions so early in the morning?"

"Are you planning to build an altar at home and invite the deity Banggeng was before he was reincarnated back to worship him properly?" After thinking about it, Yan Bugui still felt that this was more likely.

"Worship him? There's no place to worship him in my house!"

Old Li smiled strangely, then slightly restrained his smile and said, "Okay, Old Yan, I won't tease you anymore. Go to the toilet door and take a good look at what kind of god is the reincarnation of the stick in your yard."

"Hahahaha~~"

After saying this, Lao Li's hearty laughter spread throughout the alley. He stopped teasing Yan Bugui and walked towards his own compound carrying the toilet bucket.

No matter how dumb Yan Bugui was, he realized something was wrong at this moment, and hurried to the toilet, only to see the public toilet wall, which was usually plain and simple, made of blue bricks.

I don't know when two big red couplets were pasted on the quilt.

"Heroes from all over the world, please come here to pay your respects, and virtuous women from all over the world, please come in and undress." Yan Bugui couldn't help but smile and praise as he walked to the front of the team while muttering softly:

"It's just right. This couplet is perfect for the toilet, especially the toilet in our yard—"

As he said this, a look of joy appeared on his face and he looked up at the horizontal banner above.

"Welcome the fairy of the five grains reincarnation to the world - Banggeng?"

At first thought, Yan Bugui wanted to angrily denounce this horizontal banner as something irrelevant, but then he immediately realized that this was saying that Banggeng was the toilet god!

"Nonsense, who is accusing our hospital of being a bad—"

Yan Bugui shouted angrily and stretched out his hand to tear up the broken couplet, but after thinking it over, his hand froze again.

As for whether Banggeng was the reincarnation of a righteous god, he didn't quite believe it based on his past performance. But if he was the toilet god, Yan Bugui became hesitant again when looking at the couplet in front of him.

Maybe this is the secret of heaven?

At this time, the old man next to him saw Yan Bugui wanted to tear up the couplet.

He smiled and said, "Xiao Yan, don't bother yourself. There are two couplets posted in all eight toilets in this alley. It's useless even if you tear it down. Everyone knows what they need to know!"

After saying this, the old man also smiled. Who wouldn’t like to have some fun early in the morning?

Especially since the protagonist is the little fairy who was famous all over the alley a few days ago. Now, no one has to guess what kind of fairy this little fairy is the reincarnation of!

The word "toilet god" was written on everyone.

Yan Bugui's face turned pale and red as he thought about it. Finally, he thought to himself that this was not his family's business, so why should he worry so much about it?

The most important thing right now is to call my sister-in-law to come and see!

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui didn't bother to pay attention to the old man, and jogged back to Compound No. 95, and didn't stop until he reached the gate of the Jia family.

"Clap clap clap!"

"Old sister-in-law, please get up and go to the toilet door. I don't know who posted the couplet there, saying that your Banggeng is the reincarnation of the toilet god. Old sister-in-law, please get up quickly..."

In the quiet early morning, the shouting in the hoarse voice, coupled with the knocking on the door, woke up not only the neighbors in the middle yard, but even Li Aihua in the front yard was woken up by him.

Li Aihua listened at first, then his face lit up with joy, and he hurriedly woke Li Muhua up and said, "Little brother, little brother, put on your clothes quickly, it's time for us to go and watch the fun!"

The shaking and shouting not only woke up Li Muhua, but Li Qinghua also quickly got up and started to put on his clothes.

Li Aihua quickly stopped him and said, "Second brother, my younger brother and I can go, you should just stay at home and watch the fun!"

"why?"

Li Qinghua glared at Li Aihua with his eyes wide open, looking unhappy, and he was determined to get an explanation from her.

Li Aihua said disdainfully: "Can you hide this? I'm afraid that when you're happy, you'll just shout out that you did it!"

"This is no joke. You will be arrested and taken to the police station."

"Besides, don't you admire Zhuge Kongming the most? Zhuge Kongming is supposed to make plans and win battles from afar. How could he go out and expose himself to danger?"

"Just listen to me and take a good rest at home. I'll talk to you when Mu Hua and I come back!"

Without allowing any room for refusal, Li Aihua pushed Li Qinghua back into the quilt. Li Muhua also put on her clothes, and the two of them ran out the door.

"How can this be possible? You are bullying others——"

Li Qinghua lay alone on the bed, wanting to cry but without tears. He felt that he had worked in vain. He stood up and looked outside with his butt sticking out.