Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

Li Yujie had been listening to the three brothers' words with a cold face, without saying a word. It was not until she saw Li Muhua suddenly quiet down that she asked softly:

"Do you feel sorry for the old man?"

When Li Muhua heard this, she looked at her in surprise, then shook her head and said, "It's not us who are sorry to the eldest uncle, but Aunt Jia and himself."

Li Muhua then tried to comfort himself: "Aunt Sai is right. As a grandfather, he can't even control the old ladies in his own yard!"

"But considering that the old man is usually nice to us, we must punish Aunt Jia and Bang Geng next time. I will avenge him!"

As he spoke, Li Muhua patted his chest, looking like he was a very loyal man, and then quickly caught up with the two brothers who were fighting in front.

I don’t want to talk about this topic with Li Yujie anymore.

Li Yujie was stunned by such unreasonable words, but looking at the three brothers arm in arm, she pursed her lips and said nothing.

He frowned and pondered it carefully.

As Li Muhua caught up, Li Qinghua looked at him with some envy and said, "Little brother, I really envy you for being able to go to school to watch the fun."

"You must tell us when you come back tonight!"

Li Muhua shook her head.

"The school will definitely not be as lively as the alley just now. They are all classmates. At most, there will be jokes and jokes. The jokes will not roll around on the ground in the school like his grandmother did."

Li Muhua herself felt a little strange after hearing this. Why did it seem like she was praising the joke?

After hearing this, Li Qinghua looked a little unhappy and said nothing more.

As Li Muhua expected, when she arrived at school, the couplets on the toilet had been discovered and taken down by the teachers, but many students also knew about it.

One pass to ten, ten to a hundred.

So when Banggeng came to school, just the short distance of a few hundred meters from the school gate to the classroom, a group of curious students chased him and called him "Banggeng Fairy".

He was puzzled at first, but when he heard it was about toilet couplets, he understood!

What was a little beyond Li Muhua's expectation was that after being chased by so many people and calling him Banggeng Fairy, some of them were even "thoughtful" enough to send Banggeng to the classroom door, and the classmates in the classroom took over calling him Banggeng Fairy.

Banggeng actually had a numb look on his face. He didn't cry or make a fuss. He just quietly buried his head in the desk and covered his ears with his hands.

"Could it be that the recent days have been a bit too exciting and made him depressed?" Li Muhua couldn't help but think to himself as he watched.

After being traumatized by having his shoes hung up on him in the TV series, Bang has been a bit gloomy ever since. He is no longer as lively and talkative as he was when he was a child. He is a bit like Xiao Yi Zhonghai.

As a result, when Li Muhua watched the TV series later, she always felt that there was something weird between the two of them.

"How about letting him take it easy for now?"

Li Muhua felt a little conflicted. Originally, he wanted to take advantage of the fact that Banggeng was the toilet god to find Xu Ming and transfer Banggeng's commando team to clean the toilets.

But seeing Banggeng like this now, Li Muhua was really afraid that he would get so upset that he would jump into the pit and drown, becoming a toilet god.

Forget it, forget it. I, Li Muhua, am a kind-hearted person. Let’s wait until this matter is over. I don’t know what method Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu will come up with to prove that Bang Geng is not the toilet god.

Thinking of this, Li Muhua tilted his head to the side and put his hands under his chin to think.

It was just posting a couplet. Li Qinghua even changed his clothes and put on a headband last night for this purpose. He didn't meet anyone along the way, so the possibility of direct witnesses is unlikely.

There is no surveillance on the road now, and people are wearing gloves, not to mention fingerprints and DNA, so it is even more difficult for the police station to find evidence!

Unless Qin Huairu could summon a god, it would be impossible for her to catch the three of them. Li Muhua, who had watched a lot of criminal investigation films, was quite confident.

Thinking of this, Li Muhua couldn't help but sit up straight. God - Qin Huairu can really go find a god!

Didn’t Taoist Xu Yi just perform a show of amazing divination in the yard? He could even predict the identity of a traitor. Wouldn’t a person who puts up couplets be even more capable?

What's more, it was he who said that the stick was a thing of the gods. If Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi find that the police station cannot find out the truth, they will definitely go to Baiyun Temple to ask Taoist Xuyi to take charge and ask him to make the decision.

He didn't know what kind of nonsense that old liar Xuyi would make up. He could definitely guess that he was the one who did it, but he couldn't guess what kind of nonsense that old Taoist Xuyi would make up.

After all, Taoism and Buddhism are mostly about various great principles, which can probably fool half of the people in the city with their own ideas!

"How about I go to the temple to meet him first? And then ask for his help?"

When Li Muhua thought of this, he couldn't suppress this idea. It would be a good thing to be able to cheat the Jia family and get some money at the same time!

But I was also worried that I would be gone for two hours and how would I explain myself when I got home.

Thinking of this, Li Muhua looked calculatingly at the little bun at the next table.

Seeing him staring at her with malicious intent, Liu Xu pouted and said in disgust, "Why are you looking at me?"

Li Muhua thought for a moment, and then said casually: "I suddenly feel that your academic performance is a bit too poor, which is a bit embarrassing for me, your deskmate.

How about I give you extra lessons after school today?"

"not so good!"

Liu Xu simply shook her head and said disdainfully: "Your grades have only improved a little recently. If you want to teach me - you are still far from it!"

Li Muhua continued, "That's true, but I always have good intentions.

How about this, I will listen to you and I won't teach you, but if someone asks you in the future, you can just say that I helped you with your studies after school today, how about that? "

"Just for my kindness!"

Afraid that Liu Xu wouldn't believe him, Li Muhua added, "I plan to go to the Summer Palace after school today, but I fell into the water when I went to Beihai Park last time, so I don't want my parents to know and worry about it this time. Can you keep it a secret for me first?"

"No, I won't lie!" Liu Xu shook her head and refused.

Li Muhua looked incredulous: "Why are you like this?

As your deskmate and your good friend, I wrote books for you to read every day, and I thought about teaching you when my grades improved. I had so much good intentions towards you, but in the end, I just asked you to help me hide it so I could go out and play, and you didn't even want to!"

Liu Xu was silent for a moment, then asked in disbelief, "Are you really going to the Summer Palace?"

Li Muhua looked at her, his eyes rolled, and he told the truth: "Not necessarily, it's possible that I will go to Baiyun Temple!"

"Baiyun Temple, Baiyun Temple..." Liu Xu lowered her head and muttered a few times, then raised her head and looked at Li Muhua expectantly: "Then can you take me to Baiyun Temple?"

"As long as you take me with you, I will help you keep this secret!"

"you?"

Li Muhua looked her up and down and said, "If a good student like you doesn't come home for an hour or two after school, your parents will be worried crazy!"

Liu Xu shook her head and said, "It's okay, don't worry. If I'm really caught, I'll do as you said and say you were tutoring me!"

Li Muhua was silent for a moment after hearing this. He didn't expect that his idea would be used by Liu Xu. If he took Liu Xu to Baiyun Temple, it would be troublesome and there might be accidents.

But I am an adult after all, so nothing should happen to me. Besides, I have to use her as a shield to prevent my mother from asking questions and not believing my lies!

Thinking of this, Li Muhua looked at Bang Geng who was still lying on the table, and felt that his desire to not let him worship the fairy of toilet removal became stronger, so he turned around and agreed.

"Okay, you can't run around then..."

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