Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

Before Jia Zhang could finish what she was saying, she heard Sai Chunhua's loud voice again. She squeezed forward from behind the crowd after she finished speaking.

Holding a light empty toilet bucket in his hand.

She had just finished pouring out her night scent in the toilet, and as soon as she went out, she heard Jia Zhangshi making up bad things about their compound, so she couldn't help but speak out.

Seeing Sai Chunhua come back to attack again, Jia Zhang was frightened and could not help hugging Yan Bugui's thigh even tighter. But when she glanced at the toilet bowl in Sai Chunhua's hand, her eyes lit up again, and then she shouted in a strong voice:

"I think you might have posted this couplet. Otherwise, it's none of your business. Why do you always come to join in the fun? You have to go against an old aunt like me."

After hearing this, Sai Chunhua's face trembled and she cursed directly: "Your boy is worthy of me writing for him? And even posting couplets? He is not worthy!

I come here if I want to join in the fun, what’s it to you?

Not only am I happy to join in the fun, I'm also happy to let you have a taste of the saltiness!"

He scolded Sai Chunhua and picked up the toilet bucket, but when his hand moved, he remembered that the bucket in his hand was already empty, so he threw it to the ground again, and then quickly snatched the bucket from someone else's hand, pretending to throw it away.

Unfortunately, this set of actions took too much time. When she looked forward again, she saw that Jia Zhang had already climbed up and ran to the gate of the courtyard.

"Why are you running? Didn't Yan Laokou and your daughter-in-law call you and beg you just now, but you didn't even get up?"

"If you have the guts, then stop throwing tantrums and rolling around! You're running faster than a fat pig being slaughtered. Let me tell you, I, Sai Chunhua, specialize in dealing with fat pigs like you..."

Shouting and cursing at Sai Chunhua, she chased after her again. Jia Zhang crawled back and saw that Sai Chunhua looked like she was determined to fight her to the death. Half of her soul had been lost.

He wished he could use both hands as feet and rush into the main courtyard and then into the middle courtyard as quickly as possible, not even daring to look back.

Sai Chunhua chased him to the gate of the compound, but did not go in. She just stood at the gate, holding the toilet in her hand and cursing at the yard:

"You are an old hag who runs fast enough to hide in your den of pigs, dogs and traitors."

"Pooh!"

"I'd rather go to the toilet than your compound. If I see you in the alley again next time, I'll throw shit all over you!"

"Humph!"

Seeing that Jia Zhang didn't dare to reply, Sai Chunhua's expression softened slightly as she turned around and returned the toilet to the neighbor she had just robbed.

Although Yan Bugui was extremely reluctant to offend Sai Chunhua at this time, Sai Chunhua had just said in front of so many neighbors in the alley that she would rather go to the toilet than enter their compound, and she also talked about pig and dog kennels!

As the eldest uncle of No. 95 Courtyard, he naturally had to stand up and defend the reputation of their courtyard.

"Well, Chunhua, you are exaggerating. As a junior, it's ok for you to scold your sister-in-law, but how can you say that about our compound--"

Yan Bugui spoke cautiously, observing Sai Chunhua's expression carefully as he spoke, fearing that his words would offend her. But Sai Chunhua did not get angry after hearing him, but laughed instead, and it was just a grim smile.

"God of Yanmen, stop talking nonsense to me, how can that old hag Jia Zhang be qualified to be my elder?"

"Pooh!"

Sai Chunhua spat as she spoke, which frightened Yan Bugui again. He took a few steps back, but the spit just fell on the ground.

But seeing how cowardly and frightened he was, Sai Chunhua's sneer became even more pronounced.

"I'm not like you. After your parents die, you like to recognize elders everywhere, even traitors and bitches are not spared!"

He laughed at Sai Chunhua and picked up her own toilet from the ground.

"Besides, Yan Men Shen, you should thank me, your aunt. If I hadn't stepped in, you would still be being held by that old hag and crying. How dare a grown man who can't even handle an old woman teach me a lesson?"

Sai Chunhua said this without paying any more attention to Yan Bugui, and the crowd watched her walk towards Compound No. 98.

Only Yan Bugui, whose face turned red, was left standing there. Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he just waved his sleeves and turned his head and said, "You are swearing, disrespectful, spewing shit, spitting everywhere, it's not decent, it's not decent..."

While Yan Bugui was talking, his feet were not idle either. He fled into the courtyard while talking, and an old lady followed him.

"Hahahaha~~"

"It really is useless..."

When they saw Yan Bugui's figure disappear at the gate of the courtyard, the crowd burst into laughter.

Li Aihua and Li Muhua looked at each other and hurriedly ran into the compound. The neighbors in other compounds saw that their compounds had lost face in the alley, so they felt embarrassed to stay any longer and covered their faces and ran back to their compounds.

This time, the face of No. 95 compound was completely lost by Yan Bugui and Jia Zhang!

As everyone in Compound 95 fled, the laughter outside couldn't help but become more lively.

When he stepped into the door of his house, Yan Bugui's face had turned red as if blood was about to ooze out. He just stood in front of the table, not sitting down.

It's a shame that I, a grown man, can't even control the old ladies in my own yard, and I am laughed at by the shrew from another yard in front of so many neighbors.

He was looked down upon by the residents of his own compound, spat on, had his pants pulled, had a toilet bucket placed on his head, and was even described as the younger generation of a traitor and a prostitute.

What’s more important is that it happened in front of so many people.

I am afraid that after today, I will be the most famous person in this alley besides Bang Geng and Jia Zhang!

A toilet god, a toilet grandma, and the most useless old man in the whole city.

Recalling the scene of humiliation just now, Yan Bugui couldn't help but look up at the beams above his head, his eyes filled with a mixture of sadness, anger and desolation.

Seeing him staring at the beam so straight, the old lady next to him felt panicked and wanted to say a few words to comfort him, but was afraid that it would hurt his heart even more.

So he said, "Dad, eat first! Man is iron and rice is steel."

"You still have to go to school after dinner!"

Yan Bugui then retracted his gaze, turned his head to look at the aunt, slowly shook his head, and said in despair: "No, you take the children to eat! I'm going to school now."

Without waiting for the aunt to persuade him, Yan Bugui walked straight out the door.

Seeing this, the aunt murmured, "It's better not to eat, it's better not to eat, so as to avoid that old dog Jia Zhang..."

At this time, the Li family's breakfast was already on the table. Li Qinghua held the bowl of rice but felt uncomfortable all over. He kept moving his butt back and forth as if there was a thorn on the stool, and his eyes kept drifting towards Aihua Muhua.

Li Muhua couldn't help but laugh when he saw how impatient he was. He wanted the two brothers to tell him what had just happened in the alley!

However, Xu Yan was also sitting at the table, so the two brothers naturally did not dare to mention this matter, for fear that Li Qinghua would get excited and blurt out something without restraint, or even directly boast that he had done it!

When they were halfway to school, Li Aihua and Li Muhua told him the scene in vivid detail, which made his face full of excitement and he expressed regret that he was not there.

After saying this, Li Muhua seemed a little depressed again. The reason was that this time he just wanted to settle the score with Yan Bugui, but he didn't expect that after saying this, when he settled the accounts, it seemed that Yan Bugui was the one who was cheated the most by him.

At least the loss of face for the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law of the Jia family was complete and complete, all because of the scheming of the three brothers. But Yan Buguicai was really innocent and suffered this unprovoked disaster, being pointed at and scolded by so many people!

Li Muhua couldn't help but feel embarrassed for him at the scene. If it were her, she would probably pick up the chamber pot and fight with Jia Zhang. What do you mean by "big boss"?

Even if he is not a big boss, he still has to compete with Jia Zhang.

I didn't expect he could endure it.

Li Muhua felt guilty at this moment, but also had a secret admiration for him.