Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates
Chapter 98 The Taoist Temple Incident
Liu Xu raised her right hand and swore, then she dropped it heavily, looked at Li Muhua angrily and said, "You can finally say it now, right?"
"I can speak!"
Li Muhua chuckled and walked forward: "Let's talk while we walk, in case the old Taoist priest really chases us out, he is so shameless!"
Willow catkins hurriedly followed him.
"Actually, this matter is very simple. After I fell into the water, my whole family came to Baiyun Temple to fulfill a vow and thank the gods for protecting me."
As soon as Li Muhua opened his mouth, Liu Xu interrupted with a frown: "There are no gods in this world. Your whole family must have been deceived!"
Li Muhua looked at her strangely, and then remembered that she was the same as before in the classroom yesterday. As soon as he mentioned gods, she forced him to say that there were no gods in the world.
Could it be that she had been stimulated by some gods? Li Muhua thought curiously, why did she follow him to Baiyun Temple today?
Although she was confused, Li Muhua did not think of asking her questions, but agreed with her:
"In fact, my family doesn't believe in these things. It's just that I couldn't find the 'comrade Lei Feng' who saved me at that time, so I couldn't thank him, so I can only pray for him! At least it's a token of my appreciation!"
After hearing what Li Muhua said, Liu Xu's eyebrows relaxed a little: "So that's how it is. Go on!"
Li Muhua nodded slightly and continued:
"Um!
Who knew that as soon as I entered the Taoist temple, their headmaster was so amazed at me when he saw me that he kept saying that I was the reincarnation of an immortal and insisted that I be his disciple. You didn’t see him at the time, but he almost knelt on the ground and begged me!”
Although Liu Xu didn't believe Li Muhua's flattery, she still asked, "So you believed it and agreed to be his apprentice?"
Li Muhua shook his head: "Of course I don't believe it. Didn't you hear how I called him just now? He's an old liar who only knows how to lie all day long. Of course I don't want to be his apprentice and become a little liar!"
"Then why do they still call you Junior Master Uncle?"
"It was that old liar. I refused to be his apprentice, so he knelt at the gate and blocked our way home. Seeing that he was so old and his white beard was almost dragging on the ground, I couldn't bear it, so I pretended to agree to him and said I would be his apprentice in a year."
Li Muhua smiled and said, "Then just like today, I ran away and none of them could catch me."
"Then why are you here today? They still call you Junior Master?" Liu Xu didn't believe what Li Muhua said.
"Do you remember what I told you yesterday?" Before Liu Xu could answer, Li Muhua continued, "The day before yesterday, some Taoist priests came to our compound. They were them. It just so happened that they saw me, too."
"Then there is nothing I can do!" Li Muhua said, spreading his hands. "That old liar insisted that I be his apprentice, so I had no choice but to agree to it. Only then did I come to pick on him today."
"Just now, I first pulled his beard, then threw his shoes, and finally cheated them of their money. I don't believe he dares to let me be his apprentice!"
"If they dare to ask me to be their apprentice again, I will definitely burn their house down!"
Li Muhua couldn't hide his smugness when he spoke, as if it was true. Although Liu Xu didn't believe that he was so lawless, she couldn't hear any problem, so she could only frown and ask:
"Really?"
"Of course it's true! There are no gods in this world, why should I be afraid of an old liar like him!"
After saying that, Li Muhua reminded him, "Remember what you said. I told you everything, but you swore not to tell anyone!"
Hearing Li Muhua say that there are no gods in this world, Liu Xu couldn't hide her happiness. She raised her lips and said simply, "I know. Don't worry. I won't tell anyone."
Seeing that she didn't seem to be lying, Li Muhua felt a little relieved. Children are really easy to fool, much easier than Dao Jian. She even believed such nonsense as his.
After solving this big problem, Li Muhua smiled unconsciously and asked casually, "Don't you also not believe in these lousy gods? Then why did you come to the Taoist temple and the Medicine King Hall?"
"I want you to take care of it?"
Liu Xu turned her head and said coquettishly. It happened that the bus stopped at the station, so Li Muhua had to chase her to get on the bus. Seeing that she was unwilling to say more, he lost interest in asking her more and instead looked at the scenery outside the window.
If nothing unexpected happens, I won't have to come to this place again!
Li Muhua thought to himself that now that it had been decided with the Taoist priest that Banggeng was the son of the toilet god, he should never have to ask Taoist priest Xuyi for anything again. He would definitely not come to Baiyun Temple for the temple fair next year. With this calculation, it seemed that he really had no chance to come again.
Unless the Taoist master Xuyi causes trouble.
Li Muhua frowned and thought about it, then relaxed. He thought that he should be able to endure a year of waiting for Taoist Xuyi if he came to recruit him next time.
Then I can just come and beg for money. 8 cents of fare can be exchanged for one dollar, and it is still two dollars today. Is there any better deal than this?
Li Muhua's lips curled up with a smile just thinking about it.
Last week, he just took four exercise books and two pencils, and Li Aihua noticed that he used the books and pencils as fast as he ate.
In order to avoid being discovered before completing this important task and bring a big surprise to the Li family, he had to buy his own exercise books and pencils to write.
He was originally worried about the money he would have to spend on buying these things, but now that he had the huge sum of two dollars in his hands, he didn't have to worry about that anymore.
A workbook costs 5 cents and a pencil costs 6 cents.
It’s three dollars in total, plus I can get 40 or 50 cents this month. Three dollars is definitely enough to copy "Drawing Sword"!
As for the future, the royalties should be credited to my account. Preliminary estimates show that this book will have 20 words, so even if I pay the minimum royalty fee, I can still get around 600 yuan.
By the time……
Li Muhua couldn't help grinning just thinking about it. As for whether it would be approved, he was not too worried. After all, this was a classic and it should be approved!
Liu Xu, who had been angry all along, saw Li Muhua so happy and couldn't help but think of the two dollars she had just spent. She said with disdain, "It's just two dollars! It was swindled. Is it necessary for you to be so happy?"
"You'd better accept that old liar as your master. I think you are just a little liar."
Hearing Liu Xu doubting her character, Li Muhua opened her mouth to retort, but then she thought of her behavior just now, so she turned her head and said coquettishly:
"I want you to take care of it?"
"You——" Liu Xu's eyes widened when she was angered by him and she turned her head away angrily.
"Humph!"
The two of them said nothing more along the way.
Li Muhua kept looking out the car window. It was really rare these days that there was even a small booth next to the traffic light, where the traffic police on duty controlled the traffic lights.
Seeing that the bus was about to arrive at Nanluoguxiang, Li Muhua asked, "How many stops do you have left? Would you like me to be kind and take you back first?"
Liu Xu turned around and saw Li Muhua's arrogant look, so she turned her head away again.
This time she was more straightforward and didn't even say a word.
Li Muhua looked out of the car window and saw the afterglow of the sunset outside. Then he thought that Liu Xu usually kept to himself, so it should not be a problem for him to go home at this time.
After feeling relieved, he stood up carelessly.
"You are so ungrateful. You can continue to take the bus. I will go back to eat first!"
After saying that, Li Muhua glanced at Liu Xu, and seeing that she completely ignored him, he didn't waste any more time and quickly ran to the back of the car and got out from the back door.
"Boom~~"
As the bus drove away, Li Muhua frowned slightly. It was getting dark, and he regretted not sending Liu Xu back. But if he sent her back, Li Muhua would feel a little strange.
"What's there to think about? How can you not go home when you're already this grown up?"
"If I don't go back, the one who will be worried will not be me but my mother!" Li Muhua muttered and ran quickly towards the entrance of the alley without stopping.
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