Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

"You stupid kid, why didn't you go home after school? Where did you go and why did you come back so late?"

Li Muhua tiptoed into the yard, but before he could sneak into the house, he was caught by Xu Yan in front of the stove and was scolded immediately.

Seeing that he was discovered, Li Muhua scratched his head awkwardly, then explained with a frank and proud smile:

"Oh! Mom, look at what you said, what crazy play, I'm not crazy play.

Isn't this my deskmate? She has always been a poor student. Now that she sees that my grades are good, she wants me to teach her. I couldn't resist her, so I had to find a park after school to tutor her. That's why I came back late!"

Xu Yan held a spatula in her hand and stared at Li Muhua with suspicion in her eyes.

"Your deskmate has poor academic performance? Didn't I ask my uncle to talk to your teacher and pick a good deskmate for you so that you don't hang out with those rascals?"

Li Muhua understood a little after hearing what Xu Yan said, and continued to explain with a roll of her eyes: "Good deskmate, of course she is a good deskmate, otherwise how could she be so motivated to ask me to give her extra lessons?

Isn't it because his academic performance is not as good as your son's now? I say, mom, you should be happy, because your son is so outstanding! "

"Why are you still interrogating me like a criminal?"

Li Muhua said as she moved towards the bedroom door.

"Really?"

Xu Yan said with a bit of disbelief, it's not that she didn't believe that Li Muhua's academic performance was good enough to teach others, because of Li Aihua and Yan Bugui, she already knew that Li Muhua's academic performance was now much better than before, and she was more than qualified to teach her classmates.

She didn't believe that Li Muhua was so kind. She was unwilling to even turn the pages of her books at home, so how could she have the mind to teach others?

Seeing that her mother still had some doubts about her, Li Muhua quickly shouted, "Of course it's true. My grades are good now and I can even teach you the good deskmate you mentioned. Mom, you should be happy. Why are you still interrogating me like a criminal?"

At worst, I won’t teach her next time, okay? Really—"

Li Muhua said this as he rushed towards the bedroom door angrily. Seeing that he was getting angry with her, Xu Yan quickly shouted, "My dear, that's not what I meant. It's a good thing that you have good grades, and it's even better that you can teach your deskmate. I don't mean to blame you.

Just ask Bang Geng to bring a letter back if you come back late next time, so that mom won’t know anything at home and will be waiting anxiously! "

Seeing that he had fooled the person, Li Muhua stopped and turned back happily and said, "Mom, don't worry. Next time if I come back late, I will definitely ask an old man to bring you a letter.

I won’t let Banggeng bring it. He is now the famous Banggeng toilet fairy in our school. It’s too unlucky for him to bring a letter to me!”

After Li Muhua finished speaking, he rushed into the house. He didn't expect that he could pass Xu Yan's test so easily. If he had known earlier, he should have used willow catkins as a shield.

There was no need to discuss with her in advance to help me hide it, which caused me a lot of trouble. Anyway, judging from my mother's attitude, she would not go to the school to ask about it tomorrow.

It seems that good academic performance and good performance are still useful!

Li Muhua thought to himself: If it were my old self, I'm afraid even if I said this until my lips were worn out, my mother wouldn't believe it.

When Xu Yan heard her son talking about Bang Geng and then compared their current performances in her mind, she felt even more delighted, and even her movements while working in front of the stove became much more brisk.

As soon as Li Muhua entered the room, Li Qinghua turned back and asked with a wink, "How was Banggeng at school today?"

"Have you been excluded or bullied by others because of this..." Li Qinghua said, glancing carefully outside the door and whispered, "Have you been excluded or bullied by others because of this?"

Li Muhua shook her head and put her bag on the table.

He said, "No, he was just nicknamed the Stick Fairy. He ignored people no matter how they called him. Later, the teacher mentioned this in class and asked everyone not to make fun of him. After that, no one went out of their way to make fun of him!"

"what?"

Li Qinghua was a little disappointed after hearing this.

"That's it? I didn't see the show this morning, and Banggeng is fine at school, so didn't I work in vain last night?"

Li Aihua continued, "It's not a waste of time. There's something exciting to watch. You can speak louder so that mom can hear you outside, and the old man next door can hear you too."

"The Jia family has already gone to the police station to report the case. How can you be working in vain without any fun? You can even go to jail!"

Before Li Aihua could finish her words, Li Qinghua quickly covered his mouth and looked at Li Aihua in horror.

"Brother, are you talking like a human being? Do you want me to go to jail?"

"Brother is telling the truth and it's for your own good. It's right for me to ask you to talk less so that you don't go to jail." Li Muhua first affirmed Li Aihua's words, and then comforted him.

"We did a very clean job yesterday afternoon and evening. As long as we keep this a secret, the police will not be able to find out who did it. Just wait and see. The Jia family will definitely not let it go so easily. There will definitely be more fun to watch!"

After saying that, Li Muhua threw herself on the kang. After running back and forth and taking the bus for two hours, she could finally lie down comfortably!

At the same time, there was a sense of dullness inside the Jia family's house in the middle courtyard.

Banggeng was ridiculed all day, and then he was forced to work for half a day with fists and feet, so when he came back he buried himself in the kang.

No matter what Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang asked him, he kept silent, just like when he was surrounded by others in the classroom during the day and called "Banggeng Fairy".

Only the quilt and the blanket could taste his sour tears and know his pain and despair.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi just thought that he was unhappy being called the Toilet God, so they simply comforted him with a few words and said nothing more. Not to mention the jokes, the same is true for them as the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law now.

I was so depressed that I didn't have the energy to make Banggeng happy.

In the past two days, Jia Zhang had been shouting in the yard and among the crowd of old ladies at the entrance of the alley that she was an immortal grandmother, hoping to replicate the scene in the alley when many neighbors came to offer sacrifices to her family.

But today she didn't dare to integrate into the city's largest intelligence network center - the entrance of the alley, because she knew that everyone in the alley was calling her "Toilet Goddess Grandma".

Gan!

Jia Zhang even felt that this title was more like the Toilet God than the Toilet God, and even uglier than the Toilet God.

The same goes for the Toilet God's mother. Some people could understand the couplet and said that Banggeng was not the Toilet God, but the Toilet God's son. So in the alley during the day, people started discussing who was the Toilet God between Qin Huairu and Banggeng.

But no matter how we discuss it, she can't escape the title of "Toilet Goddess".