Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world

Zinaville and Zou Rui were going to have a real man 1v1 fight, and Zou Rui was beaten badly, so he had to run to Xing Yu's arms and cry.

"Qiu Bai, this old man Zinaweier is bullying me, help me beat him up, wuwuwu..."

Zou Rui's eyes were filled with tears, he felt so wronged.

Zinaville was not to be outdone, and he also ran into Qiu Bai's arms and started crying:

"Mersius, Zou Rui, that little bastard, bullied me. Beat him up, wuwuwu..."

But then again, Zinavel hadn't lived for thousands of years in vain, so this pretend crying was quite realistic.

Qiu Bai's face turned dark, and the yin and yang energies condensed in his hands, but Zinaville showed no intention of stopping and continued to pretend.

"Wow, Melsius, I want Sister Qiuxue to kiss me, hug me and lift me up high, otherwise I won't be able to be coaxed, sob sob sob..."

After a while, a large hole in the shape of a Zinaville appeared on the wall of the Northland Bank.

At this time, in the dead of winter, Pantalone sneezed and felt that something was missing from his bank card.

"Forget it, that guy Tartaglia must have bought something again, never mind, let him be."

Pantalone said, and started fighting with Piero and others again.

"Oh my god, that's amazing! I'm sure he won't be beaten to death this time."

When Zou Rui saw Zinaville being knocked away, he immediately jumped off Xing Yu's body. A trace of reluctance flashed across Xing Yu's face.

"Mersius, you bastard, you are so heartless. Do you believe me when I tell you about what happened between you and Liuyun..."

Before he could finish his words, Zinaville was sent flying again, flying directly to a height of 100 meters. Qiu Bai instantly appeared beside him, looking at Zinaville with a very "nuclear cancer" look.

Just as Zinaville was about to say something, Qiu Bai kicked him.

"Meltheus, I...fuck..."

Suddenly, a big hole was smashed out of Zinaville. Zou Rui on the side swallowed his saliva and muttered to himself,

"Fortunately, I didn't hug Qiu Bai just now, although I wanted to say that just now..."

Zou Rui said as he moved closer to Zhong An.

Zhong An naturally noticed Zou Rui's trick.

Suddenly, the sound of a helicopter was heard in the sky, and everyone came out of the Northland Bank and walked outside the Northland Bank.

"Man! Hahahaha... kids, I won the resurrection match."

Kobe Bryant was standing on a helicopter wearing sunglasses.

At this moment, the tail wing suddenly exploded with a bang.

The helicopter shook, and Kobe looked towards the driver's seat. Then another voice came from the helicopter.

"Hahahaha... Don't be afraid. It can still fly even with one tail fin missing."

The legendary captain Zobayan was flying the plane with sunglasses on and laughing, but he picked up a bottle of Erguotou from the side and drank it directly. At this time, looking back, five empty bottles of Erguotou were behind him.

When Kobe saw this, he didn't say much, but looked down.

But suddenly, there was another explosion, and one of the helicopter's wings exploded again.

And Zobayan's hearty laughter still said,

"Don't be afraid. We can still fly even if we lose one wing."

Zobayan drank another mouthful of Erguotou and laughed.

Kobe also started to yell to the crowd below,

"What can I say? Hahahaha...Mamba out..."

At this time, Qiu Bai and Zou Rui on the ground didn't know what to say.

Zinaville also got up from the ground with a confused look on his face, walked to Zou Rui, and looked at the already shaky helicopter in the sky with the same stupid look as Zou Rui.

"You two, how about getting off..."

Qiu Bai hadn't finished speaking yet.

The last wing and engine also exploded, but Zobayan's heroic laughter could still be heard from the helicopter.

"Hahahaha... Don't be afraid, we can still fly without engines and wings, hahahaha..."

After saying this, Zobayan took another sip of Erguotou. His face was already red.

At this time, Kobe held his head, waving his hands and shaking his head wildly in shock.

"No no no, you are an idiot. Without wings and engines, we are all dead."

Kobe walked to the helicopter door in a panic, but he didn't dare to jump down because of the height.

"Oh, my God, if I have done anything wrong, please tell me the punishment yourself and don't torture me like this."

Kobe put his hands together and shouted to the sky,

At this time, Zou Rui and Zinaville looked at each other and showed an expression of you know what I mean.

The two of them disappeared quietly to the side.

"Oh? What's that white thing in the sky? Is it God coming to save me?"

At this time, Zinawell turned into a god, and Zou Rui turned into an angel, and they descended in front of Kobe in a very sacred manner.

"Oh, my child, was it the golden wing or the silver wing that you blew up?"

Two things slowly appeared in Zinaville's hands, one was a wing made of gold, the other was a wing made of silver.

But of course Golden Wing didn't really do that. How could he really do that?

Kobe seemed to have seen a life-saving straw and immediately knelt down.

"Oh my God, I lost an iron wing. God, can you give it to me?"

Kobe said very devoutly,

And Zinaville has read it directly and replied randomly,

"Oh, my honest child, is it this golden wing that you dropped? Oh, what an honest child you are! Then I won't give you any."

After that, Zinaville and Zou Rui flew back into the sky and disappeared from Kobe's sight.

Kobe's eyes were filled with despair.

"No, Lord God, Lord Angel, you can't do this to me."

Hearing this, Zinaville and Zou Rui immediately descended again.

"Oh, my child, is there anything else you would like to say?"

Zinaville said,

Kobe asked Zinaville and Zou Rui to save him.

"Oh, my God, I sincerely hope that you can save your believers who are in danger."

And Zinavel smiled, changed back into the form of the Devil of Tricks, and said,

"Oh, my child, you believe in God. What does it have to do with me, the Devil God?"

At this time, Kobe was stunned for a moment, but immediately looked at Zou Rui who had a "holy aura" on the side.

"Oh, my angel, I hope you can save me."

But Zou Rui said,

"Oh, my child, you knelt down to him first, not me. I was very angry, so I decided not to save you."

Hearing this, Kobe couldn't bear it anymore.

"Fuck it! You are all idiots."

Kobe raised his middle finger to the two and cursed,

At this time, the helicopter finally began to fall, and during the fall, Kobe's impotent rage could be heard.

Zou Rui said,

"Oh, my child, swearing is also taxable."