Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world

"NO! No! Oh my God, you can't do this to me."

Kobe held his head and yelled,

But Zou Rui and Zinaville had disappeared, leaving only Zobayan and Kobe shouting helplessly in the helicopter.

No, Zobayan is drunk.

At this time, Qiu Bai appeared, but he was the incarnation of Yang.

"Oh my God, are you back again?"

Kobe seemed to see hope again and said devoutly,

Qiu Baiyang's incarnation smiled and handed over two things, a pistol and a parachute.

Although Qiu Baiyang's incarnation handed it over with a smile, he was thinking in his heart,

"If he chooses a pistol, it means he has a strong murderous intention and may repay kindness with hatred. We must not let him stay. If he chooses a parachute, it means he is too afraid of death and may sell us out to save his life. We must not let him stay. If he chooses both, it means he wants to kill me after he survives. We must not let him stay."

Qiu Bai's Yang incarnation thought and looked at Kobe, but the Yin incarnation came to the Yang incarnation,

"What if he chooses neither?"

The Incarnation of Yin said,

The Yang incarnation just smiled and said,

"If he doesn't choose either, it means he is playing hard to get with me and is sure that I will save him. This means he is very cunning and we must not let him stay."

Kobe paused as he stretched out his hand to grab the parachute, and looked at Qiu Bai's Yang incarnation with a puzzled look.

“Oh my God, what are you talking about?”

When Qiu Baiyang's incarnation heard this, he showed an expression of "as expected".

"He is trying to get close to me, which shows that he is very sinister and his mind is hard to guess. This boy must not be allowed to stay."

After saying this, Yang's incarnation retracted his two hands, then disappeared from the spot and returned to Qiu Bai's body.

The incarnation of Yin also went back.

Kobe was stunned for a moment, and then he cursed loudly after he realized what was happening.

"NO NO NO oh my god! You two idiots! You don't deserve to be God!"

After saying that, the helicopter swayed and crashed into the ground.

Suddenly, a voice came.

(Water word count method! Music technique!)

It's been a long day without you my friend

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

We've e a long way from where we began

Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again

At this moment, Zou Rui suddenly appeared below, carrying a huge speaker on his shoulder and wearing a pair of cool sunglasses on his face.

The familiar song "See You Again" was playing on the speakers, and the passionate melody and strong rhythm filled the entire space.

At the same time, Kobe looked up at the sky and let out a heart-shaking roar:

"God is an idiot! God is an idiot! Mamba out!"

His voice was like thunder, resounding through the sky, as if releasing all the dissatisfaction and anger in his heart.

However, just as he finished his words, there was a sharp roar, and the helicopter slammed into the ground like a falling meteor, causing a shocking explosion.

Flames shot up into the sky, thick smoke billowed, and everything around was engulfed in the raging fire.

Just like that, something unexpected happened. The plane crashed, but this is not the end of the story!

Just as everyone was stunned, a miracle happened - Kobe slowly and laboriously crawled out from the rubble of the helicopter.

“Hahahaha…what can I say? You big idiots, I’m not dead! Hahahaha…”

Along with wild laughter, Kobe's body was burning with raging fire, as if he had transformed into an unstoppable captain of fire.

At this moment, due to extreme pain, Kobe's originally normal appearance began to change strangely.

“Kids! Here I come!”

Suddenly, Kobe let out a roar that resounded through the sky.

His face became distorted and hideous, his eyes flashed with madness, and his whole body exuded a creepy aura.

Then, he jumped high like a rocket and rushed straight towards Zou Rui who was carrying the speakers.

“Man!”

Zou Rui was not to be outdone.

Zhong Xukun took action at this time.

"No...what are you doing~ Ouch~"

Zhong Xukun took off his coat, revealing his overalls, and patted the basketball.

Zhong Xukun directly threw the basketball. In order to be fair, Zhong Xukun deliberately did not use the element of rock.

"How dare you compete with me in dancing skills! You weak and pitiful human race!"

Kobe's iced tea... ugh, the basketball shirt is extremely dazzling, weird

At this moment, the "dance" battle between the basketball player and Zhong Xukun, a personal trainee who has been practicing for 2,500 years, officially began.

When the basketball hit Kobe's arm, dazzling sparks flew.

“Too weak, too weak!! Hahahaha!”

Kobe Bryant elbowed the basketball hard and it flew out.

Zhong Xukun caught the flying basketball and patted it on the ground a few times.

"Secret book! Iron Mountain Climb!"

Zhong Xukun suddenly disappeared from the spot, and when he reappeared, he was already in front of Weird Kobe, and he attacked Weird Kobe with a Iron Mountain Backstroke.

"man!"

The weird Kobe yelled and threw an elbow.

At this time, Qiu Bai, Zhong An and the others moved stools and sat not far away.

And everyone wore sunglasses.

At this time, Xingyu's stomach started to growl. Everyone looked over and Xingyu's face turned red with embarrassment.

Zou Rui smiled and looked towards a fruit stand not far away.

"Wait for me here, I'll buy some fruit and come back."

After finishing speaking, Zou Rui suddenly disappeared from the spot.

In front of the fruit stall,

Buddy, how much is this melon per pound?

Zou Rui stepped forward and asked,

The fruit shop owner was talking to someone and smoking a cigarette. When he saw the person coming, he immediately went over to him and said,

"Two hundred molas a pound."

After hearing this, Zou Rui sneered and said,

"My goodness, is your melon rind made of gold or are your melon seeds made of gold?"

The boss was not in a hurry after hearing this. He put down the cigarette in his hand and said with a smile,

"Look at the melons here now. These are all grown in greenhouses. If you think they're too expensive, I think they're too expensive too."

Zou Rui said nothing more, and said to the boss,

"Okay, pick one for me."

After hearing this, the boss put out the cigarette in his hand, stood up, walked towards the watermelon, and said,

"Row."

The boss said, and then he took pictures of the watermelons one by one. When he found one, he put it in front of Zou Rui and said to him,

"how about this?"

But Zou Rui asked,

"Does your melon stay ripe?"

The boss was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said,

"I run a fruit stall. Can I sell you raw melons?"

After saying that, the boss put the watermelon on the scale.

But Zou Rui repeated it again,

"I asked you if this melon is ripe?"

After hearing this, the boss looked up at Zou Rui, frowned, and said,

"You are deliberately looking for trouble, right? Do you want to?"

But Zou Rui said,

"If your melon is ripe, I will definitely buy it. What if your melon is not ripe?"

Zou Rui said, and walked to the stool next to the boss and sat down.

"If this melon is not ripe, I will eat it myself. Are you satisfied?"

The boss started to weigh the watermelons and quoted the price.

"Fifteen pounds, Mo."

Seeing this, Zou Rui asked in confusion,

"How can this be 15 kilograms? Is there something wrong with your scale?"

After hearing this, the boss was immediately furious. He stood up with his eyes wide open and yelled at Zou Rui,

"Are you fucking looking for trouble? Do you want it or not?"

Before the boss finished speaking, he pointed at the watermelon in front of him and asked again in an increasingly stern tone: "Do you want it or not?"

Then he angrily picked up the watermelon and placed it heavily on the table in front of Zou Rui.

Zou Rui was not in a hurry at this time. He smacked his lips, then leaned forward slightly and reached out to turn the scale over. He saw a black magnet tightly attached to the bottom of the scale.

Zou Rui sneered, pointed at the magnet, and said slowly,

"See? A magnet. And you just said it yourself, if the melon is raw, you should swallow it yourself."

After saying this, Zou Rui quickly pulled out a sword called "Shan Yi Ding Sheng" from his arms. It was shining with cold light, which made people shudder. He held the hilt of the sword and swung it violently, splitting the watermelon in half in an instant. The boss was so anxious and furious when he saw this scene.

"You're gonna fucking chop my melon, aren't you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the boss grabbed a fruit knife and stabbed Zou Rui. In a flash, Zou Rui nimbly dodged the attack. At the same time, he thrust the sword in his hand forward at lightning speed and pierced the boss' waist accurately.

The people behind the boss witnessed this thrilling scene and screamed in horror.

"Killing! Killing!"

The man ran away screaming.

The boss covered the place where he was stabbed and fell to the ground.

Zou Rui looked left and right, then kicked the boss. Suddenly, black blood spurted out of the boss' body.

Obviously, this boss is a weird one.

Zou Rui used a mysterious and strange power to clean the blood stains on the watermelon, and then carefully picked out two relatively intact watermelons to take away.

"Lao Da, watermelon!"

Xing Yan saw Zou Rui returning from afar and ran forward to greet him impatiently.

Zhong An quickly took one of the watermelons from Zou Rui, and Qiu Bai even demonstrated his unique skill of splitting a watermelon with his bare hands on the spot, which amazed everyone.

Zou Rui leisurely picked up a piece of watermelon, found a place to sit down, and moved the stool towards Xing Yu, and asked with concern,

"How was the fight?"

Zou Rui took a bite of the sweet and juicy watermelon and continued.

Xing Yan was still chewing watermelon and responded indistinctly,

"Well... that weirdo has been beaten to death and has no power to fight back."

Xing Yan swallowed the watermelon pulp with difficulty, licked his lips with satisfaction, and then said to Zou Rui with expectation: "The 'Iron Mountain Lean' performed by Zhong Xukun is really powerful. Lao Da, I also want to learn this move."

After saying this, Xing Yan looked at Zou Rui with pitiful eyes, as if hoping to get his consent and support.

Seeing this, Zou Rui's mouth twitched slightly, and his eyes turned to Zhong Xukun who was dancing and singing "Kun You Are So Beautiful" happily not far away.

Zhong Xukun also noticed Zou Rui's gaze at this time. After looking at him, a reassuring smile appeared on his face.

At this time, Zhong Xukun sang,

"Just because you are so beautiful, oh, baby, so beautiful, I will explode if I look at you for a second longer, and I will melt if I get any closer..."

At this time, the weird Kobe had been beaten black and blue, and successfully knelt down under Zhong Xukun's "martial arts",

Seeing that the weird Kobe had no strength to resist, Zhong Xukun walked towards Zou Rui.

But at this time, Zobayan was not dead in the helicopter ruins. Obviously, it was also a strange thing.

But this weirdness is really hard to understand, and its behavior is quite strange and abstract.

Although there were no planes available, he still maintained the posture of flying a plane and slowly took off into the air.

"Don't be afraid. Even if I don't have a plane, I can still fly in the sky."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zobayan spread his arms, straightened his body, and began to show off his aerial spinning skills.

This scene left the people below stunned, and they didn't know how to react for a moment.

"this……"

Zhong An stared at the strange Zobayan gradually rising into the air and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"Lao Da, will it throw out everything in its brain like this?" Xing Yu asked while licking his lips while chewing on the watermelon that the weird Alechino had just handed to him.

Zou Rui thought for a moment and shook his head slightly, indicating that he didn't know the answer either.

At this moment, Gui Zhong was concentrating on watching the strange Zobayan flying into the sky. After a while, she suddenly turned her head to look at Zhong An, and tightly pulled Zhong An's sleeve, and asked curiously:

"Old Deng, can you fly like him?"

Suddenly, the strange Zobayan in the sky shouted confidently,

"Don't be afraid. I can still fly without a helicopter."

Suddenly, Zobayan's hands became elongated and began to swing.

Then Kobe, who was beaten half to death, suddenly jumped up.

Weird Zobayan just used the foot that had mutated into a claw to grab Weird Kobe and flew directly into the sky.

Seeing such an abstract scene, Zhong An covered his face, unable to bear to look at it.

Moenger on the side finally couldn't hold it anymore. He was the one who brought this thing. Although others didn't know about it, wasn't this embarrassing for him?

Yingyue and the other man looked at Moenger with embarrassed expressions.

After thinking for a while, Moengel flew up to the sky, grabbed Zobayan's crazy spinning head, threw it down, and said awkwardly,

"You two, stop embarrassing me..."