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Looking at the fragments that fell to the ground, a look of astonishment appeared on Paimon's face.

"Eh hey hey hey?? Why are we going to fight?!"

An incomprehensible look emerged on that young face, as if he didn't quite understand this situation.

Ying was already used to it and took out her edgeless sword, ready to fight at any time.

Based on previous experience... no matter whether what they say makes sense or not, in the end, there is only one solution to the problem

——Have a fight.

Seeing the two men in front of them taking a fighting stance and cutting off their blades as a signal of war, the expressions on the faces of the three Gilded Brigades changed from astonishment to ferocity.

As a mercenary group, they have never been afraid of fighting, and even... they prefer to use fighting to solve problems.

This time their client asked them to take Mora to the painter Meilushin to collect the painting, but...what they wanted was to spend as little as possible, and it would be best if they could kill someone and steal the painting.

Thinking of this, a fierce look appeared on the faces of the Gilded Brigade, and the leading woman spoke at this moment:

"Go ahead! Kill these two blind beasts!"

"kill?"

Hearing this, a sneer appeared on Chang Ming's lips, and then he turned into a ray of lightning and disappeared on the spot.

Chang Ming's sudden disappearance made the leading woman feel something was wrong.

People like them who live on the edge of a knife...are very sensitive to murderous intent that could threaten their lives.

Although the murderous intent only flashed across her mind, she knew very well that the man was no ordinary person.

It is definitely not as weak as it looks.

She turned her head and found that her two teammates were still in a daze, as if they were still shocked by Chang Ming's sudden disappearance.

"What are you two idiots waiting for?! Summon the evil spirit!!!"

The woman started to curse angrily.

The two men also realized something at this moment, and then slowly bent down, with the weapons in their hands flashing with ochre light.

Of course, the man whose sword was cut off by Chang Ming tried several times but failed to summon him. He could only stare at Ying in front of him, as if he wanted to scare Ying to death with his eyes.

"Sand King, your—"

"I'm tired of playing—"

But...it's obvious that given Chang Ming's character, there's no way he would give these people a chance.

bang——

Before the two men finished chanting the spell, a purple lightning flashed in front of him like a dragon.

Along with two sharp cutting sounds, the halo that was originally lingering behind the two gilded brigades completely shattered at this moment.

The "Evil Spirits" they speak of reside in their weapons, in other words...

——As long as their weapons can be destroyed, their combat effectiveness will be greatly reduced.

Although Chang Ming has always held the idea that killing is better than abusing life, these three people who defied Fontaine's laws are not "life" in his eyes.

Looking at the broken sword blade that fell to the ground, the three members of the Gilded Brigade seemed to realize something and a look of fear appeared on their faces.

These desert people are like this. They like to confuse the big and small kings and always think they are so powerful that they can dominate the entire continent of Teyvat.

But what is the reality? It's just that the more powerful people are too lazy to pay attention to them.

However, before their fear had worn off, they felt a very sharp pain in their neck.

"What did you just say?"

"The laws of Fontaine do not apply to you Xumi people? Do you have the guts to say it again while looking at my sword?"

Chang Ming's voice was extremely calm, but in the ears of the three Gilded Brigades it sounded as cold as a demon from the Nine Nether Hell.

Looking at Chang Ming's back, Ying's mouth twitched slightly, and then she put away her edgeless sword.

She now understood that as long as Chang Ming took action, this matter would have nothing to do with her.

"Humph..."

The leading woman seemed to want to keep her mouth shut, but soon the deepening wound and stinging pain on her neck made her quickly shut her mouth.

"Hmph? What are you humming about? I'm asking you now, can the laws of Fontaine really apply to you Xumi people?"

Chang Ming raised his eyebrows slightly, as if he was a little surprised by the reaction of the woman in front of him.

How much money did Jacob give you? Is it worth your risking your life?

"You, you are not the law of Fontaine, why do you judge us?"

Hearing this, not only Chang Ming, but also Ying and Paimeng who were standing behind Chang Ming were stunned.

After a while, a strange smile appeared on Chang Ming's face, while Ying and Paimeng held their foreheads and sighed.

Sometimes it’s no wonder that the people in the House of Religion dislike the desert people. Their brains are really... not very smart.

As for why Chang Ming laughed...

People will laugh when they are extremely speechless, and they don’t know why.

However, just as Chang Ming revealed his identity, a somewhat anxious voice came from a distance.

"Mr. Regent, please show mercy!"

......

Ye Zhi fell into deep thought as he watched the plot unfold before him.

No?

Are desert people not very smart or what?

It seems that except for Dishia, Candice, Jed and a few desert scholars, the brains of the desert people seem to be filled with sand.

Thinking of this, Ye Zhi was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then shook his head quickly.

"Why do I feel like... this is hinting at a certain event?"

"It's about the robbery of the gold shop. After that, he shouted that he had diplomatic immunity and that Xia country's laws could not control him."

"What is this? The laws of Fontaine can't control the Xumi people who are rampant on the land of Fontaine, right?"

A look of confusion emerged on Yeats' face, and then he uttered a famous quote that has been passed down through the ages.

"Hey... to be honest, this is the advantage of nine-year compulsory education."

"Well, I feel like these three Gilded Brigades may be treating normal knowledge as forbidden knowledge."

"The filthy forbidden knowledge slipped past his ears without polluting his innocent brain."

At this point, the expression on Yeats's face became increasingly strange.

"So how innocent are they? I think there is no such thing as e-cigarettes in Teyvat. If there is..."

"These three people are Xumi Ding Zhen, who is even more real than Ding Zhen."

After saying this, even Yeats himself couldn't hold it in anymore.

It’s bad…I feel like I have revealed some truth about the world.