Genshin Impact: Funina's Official Pastry Chef

“Hahahahahahahahaha, I used to think Cyberdin was just a joke, but it really appeared today hahahahahahahahahahaha”

"I'm dying of laughter. Let's go to Fontaine and research e-cigarettes and invite these three unlucky guys to be their spokespersons."

"This is our Gilded Brigade. We sell forbidden knowledge as normal knowledge and avoid normal knowledge as if it were forbidden knowledge. Do you have such a Gilded Brigade?"

"Let's be honest. Their Gilded Brigade also has camels as standard equipment. Do you think there is a possibility that one of the camels is named Pearl?"

"genius!"

"I only think of this kind of scene happening at the Star Dome Railway next door. After all, their mental state is similar to ours."

"Fast forward to the Star Dome Railway invasion of the original god."

......

Looking at the barrage of comments passing by, a strange smile appeared on Ye Zhi's face.

To be honest, the current plot section cannot just analyze the plot, it has to do something else.

For example, in this situation, if you are a serious plot blogger, you will definitely not be able to produce this kind of program effect.

Just like people living in Florida, you can not live, but you can never not have a life.

Looking at the gradually rising interaction rate on the right side of the screen, Ye Zhi showed an excited smile on his face.

"This clip will soon be seen by more people on the site. If they think I'm interesting, they will come to watch my live broadcast!"

"As long as this continues for a few times, my number of fans will definitely increase steadily, and then--"

Before Ye Zhi could finish her daydream, the next reaction in the live broadcast room directly broke her daydream.

Sometimes...the style of the audience in the live broadcast room can also be a dissuading factor.

After all, some people don't like abstract people, nor do they like to be with abstract people.

Even if it's just for fun.

"Chang Ming is so handsome, slurp"

"Other monsters have some starting moves, but our Fontaine Regent has no starting moves at all. Without exception, they all start with zero frames!"

"He really cares about the laws of Fontaine, he really does, it makes me cry."

"Hey, Chang Ming's sword is so fast, let me try and see how fast it is."

"There's something wrong with you."

"I tested it and there is a gay man!"

"Let my great law fill your little mouth, and let you, a man with a head full of sand, insult the law again!"

"Hurry up and go to Melo Petersburg and open a place called the Instruction Department to educate these gilded brigades on the law!"

"Yes, it's so cool to whip them and make them remember the law at the same time!"

"?"

"It's over, this is a masochism, there's no hope for us."

"Isn't that right? Shouldn't we find a cotton field and let these criminal Gilded Brigade pick cotton while whipping them and playing the law repeatedly on the radio?"

"...Hell joke ha."

"Do you still have to feed them watermelon and fried chicken?"

"Wan La, he's the slave owner, there's no hope for us!"

Looking at these inexplicable comments, the smile on Ye Zhi's face gradually became a little stiff, as if he had seen something he shouldn't have seen.

These guys... they're as abstract as they can get.

When they are normal, they are extremely normal. It can be said that they know everything about astronomy and geography and can have a say in anything.

But when these guys are not normal, they are not even human beings. Hell jokes and some abnormal thought processes will appear here.

It's like... they're going to tear someone apart and eat them.

Thinking of this, the stiff smile on Ye Zhi's face slowly faded away, replaced by a somewhat helpless smile.

What else could she do?

We can only do our best and leave the rest to fate.

“Who told me that they were my first fans?”

Ye Zhi muttered quietly, returning his gaze to the screen in front of him.

......

"Mr. Regent, please show mercy!"

Accompanied by a somewhat anxious voice coming from a distance, everyone present subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound.

A man in purple aristocratic ceremonial attire was running towards them from a distance, waving his hands anxiously, as if he was someone who came to rob the execution ground.

After seeing the man's appearance clearly, Chang Ming narrowed his eyes and recognized at a glance that the guy was not a human.

Although Chang Ming's skills in Jacob's human form were not profound, he was still able to recognize Jacob.

The reason is simple. For people like Ying and Paimon who have never had real contact with the power of the abyss, Jacob's disguise is simply too exquisite to be more exquisite.

But for someone like Chang Ming who truly masters the power of the abyss...that is just a clumsy use of the power of the abyss.

"I'm sorry, Regent. It's my fault. I forgot to explain the rules of Fontaine to these three people. I offended you unintentionally!"

A slightly panicked look appeared on Jacob's face, as if... he was really panicking about these three people.

For someone like him, these guys are just stepping stones and consumables.

Compared with his own lofty ideals and visions, what does it matter to him whether these people are dead or alive?

But now, he couldn't show this emotion for the time being.

Chang Ming looked up and down at Jacob in front of him, then said jokingly:

"So...you, a Fontaine, didn't tell them that Melusin's status is the same as that of ordinary people?"

"They chased Melusin across the land of Fontaine like wild boars, and you didn't even show the most basic appreciation?"

The teasing look on Chang Ming's face became more and more intense, and he deliberately increased the strength of his hands. Bright red blood flowed out from the neck of the leader of the Gilded Brigade.

But even so, the woman in charge did not dare to complain about Chang Ming as she did at the beginning.

Because she knew very well that if she didn't anger him, she would most likely not die.

Otherwise, she would be killed on the spot.

Jacob also felt uncomfortable. His subconscious told him that the regent in front of him was no simple person.

The moment those ocean-blue eyes saw him, he felt as if he was being locked onto by an ancient beast.

——It was as if she would be torn to death by him in the next second.

"Well, Lord Chang Ming, listen to me. They just arrived in Fontaine and don't know the rules yet. I went to the North Country Bank to withdraw money and asked them to investigate first. I didn't expect that..."

"I didn't expect them to chase after us directly. As the saying goes, ignorance is innocent. Can you show some leniency and let them go?"

Jacob shook the Mora bag in his hand as he spoke, and roughly estimated that there were about four or five hundred thousand in it.

His expression was extremely sincere, as if this was a complete accident.

Chang Ming chuckled and shook his head.

"I can let them go, but as the saying goes, you can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of life. If you have made a mistake, you should pay the price."

"Mello Petersburg is delighted to welcome you all."