Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Let me tell you, your father has traveled to all seven countries in the entire Teyvat continent. I have even been to Kanrea, which has been destroyed on the Teyvat continent..."

"I have left countless legends in every country. In every country, I have my own nickname. For example, in Mondstadt, I am a fortune teller. In Liyue, I am called 'The True Lord of Screening the Sky and Breaking Evil'. In Inazuma, I am called the Flame Emperor. In Xumi, I am called the Supreme Saint. What do you think, my daughter? Aren't these titles of your father awesome?"

Jiayu asked while looking at Hu Yu who had an expressionless face over there.

"Emm...but Dad, why do I seem to hear some weird comments about the titles you mentioned?"

Hu Yu asked with a frown.

“Those reviews don’t seem to be very good…”

"Oh? What's your evaluation? Let me tell you, your dad's time is comparable to that of the Rock King. At the beginning, we pacified the warriors of Liyue together. But your dad didn't have any desire for the godhood, so the godhood was given to Morax. Otherwise, the title of Rock King might have been taken to me."

Looking at his father's smug look, Hu Yu's mouth twitched.

My dad is good in everything except that he is too confident...

However, thinking about the names of those aliases that his father mentioned some time ago, of course, it was an introduction to those things, Hu Yu felt that he still needed to ask.

"Dad, tell me about the evaluation of the fortune teller in Mondstadt. What does the so-called "Pu Xin Nan" mean?"

"Ahem, the name Puxinnan means exactly what it says. He is the most trustworthy man in the world, bar none..."

Jiayu was talking nonsense seriously over there.

"My daughter, let me tell you something. When your father and I were fortune tellers in Mondstadt, our predictions were extremely accurate. I had no idea that someone's house was going to catch fire, but that night, that house caught fire..."

"Hiss, hiss, hiss... Dad, what you said sounds just like what Aunt Guizhong and Aunt Ping were showing off to us a while ago. They said they went to Liyue Harbor to be fortune tellers, and they predicted that someone's house was going to catch fire, and then that night they secretly went to the house of the person they predicted during the day and set it on fire."

Could it be that my father also imitated this at that time?

"How is this possible? You think I am upright and honest, how could I do something like that? I just calculated that someone's house would catch fire and then set it on fire at night? My daughter, I am a little sad that you think of your father like this..."

Although what my daughter said is true...

"What about the steely straight man? I heard a legend in Liyue that 'Pingtian Poxie Zhenjun' is a steely straight man who doesn't understand romance. Something else... I don't remember. Dad, you should explain to me what a steely straight man is..."

Hu Yu didn't expect what the straight man would say next for a while.

After all, this legend has only started to circulate among the people during this period, and I don’t know who spread it. Anyway, it seems to be talking about my father.

“Isn’t this obvious?”

Jiayu threw the axe aside and leaned against the tree, muttering nonsense helplessly.

"A man with a will of steel and a courageous attitude! Let's not talk about anything else. During the Demon God War, your father killed many people. He definitely had a will of steel and a courageous attitude. Anyway, you can tell me whether this explanation is adequate or not!"

The real reason was: Jiayu was only immersed in the pleasure of slaughtering the devil. When a girl wanted to come over to express her feelings, he kicked her away and continued to kill the devil.

After knowing this, Gui Zhong also called Jia Yu the "iron straight man" that Jia Yu once told him.

Well, this title is something I made up myself.

Later, when Jiayu finished killing the demon and was ready to return to the countryside and find a wife to live with, he found that no female creature wanted to live with him.

It was at this moment that he remembered Qiqi, who had been sealed in amber by him. Well, at that time, it seemed that the only thing left was to deal with this little zombie's wife, so Jiayu embarked on a journey across the seven countries to find Qiqi's soul.

"What about the two names of scumbag and green tea boy?! In the book about the legend of Yan Di from Inazuma's side, it is mentioned that Yan Di is a sissy and a green tea boy! And I know that this sissy is a boy, but he pretends to be as delicate as a girl! Dad! Please explain what a green tea boy is o(*≧д≦)o!!"

"A scumbag means a man who is so handsome that he looks like a scumbag! Just tell me if I, your father, am handsome or not!"

In fact, it was because when Jiayu was wandering around Inazuma under the identity of Emperor Yan, he directly seduced the sisters of Thunder God and Kitsunayomi, and even Yae Godchild was chosen by him as his wife, and then he was labeled as a scumbag.

"As for the green tea boy... he's a boy who is green and environmentally friendly and likes to drink tea!"

Well, Fox Palace’s secret milk tea is made with fresh female fox’s milk and black tea. It has a clear milk aroma and a strong tea flavor, and it tastes really good!

As for which fox's milk was used to make it...

Ahem, I prefer the one that eats fried tofu...

Ah? You ask where the milk comes from for a fox that hasn't given birth yet?

Well, that is a world with monsters. As for monsters, we can just use their power to catalyze them and that will be the end of it...

Ugh……

Thinking of the vest she had set up at Inazuma's place, Jiayu felt a little emotional.

Well, originally I just wanted to kidnap the silly Ying and let this silly village girl give birth to two children for me, but I didn't expect that I accidentally kidnapped this silly village girl's sister...

After kidnapping the silly village girl's sister, her sister's best friend came up and was also kidnapped, even bringing with her a pink-haired fox that had just awakened its spiritual wisdom...

Because he often goes out with several people, and is too lazy to fight back when being bullied, and simply hides behind women, Jiayu Yan Di was given the title of scumbag and green tea man.

Well, originally the title of Green Tea should refer to gigolos, but Jiayu had read many novels with a strong flavor of tea in her previous world.

He just used a little bit of his tea art skills, but he accidentally let that group of people break down and changed his original title of gigolo to green tea man.

Well, it’s a bit uncomfortable to think about it. It’s okay to be a gigolo. At worst, I can just eat the gigolo myself.