Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Hu Yu was shocked by his father's outrageous remarks.

No, it turns out that these words that don’t sound like good words contain such profound meanings? !

My dad is really knowledgeable...

"Then dad, tell me what the otaku in your title at Xumi means, and the pervert... Hey?! Pervert..."

When Hu Yu asked Xumi about what other people called that nickname, he suddenly remembered what his mother had taught him about the meaning of the word pervert.

"Ahem, my dear, Xumi's interpretation of this word is different. After all, it is another country, isn't it?"

When Jiayu saw that her daughter was about to discover the fact that she had just been talking nonsense seriously, she quickly changed the subject and continued talking nonsense.

"In Xumi, a otaku means a man who owns a mansion. My daughter, I am not exaggerating when I tell you that when your father was in Xumi, he lived in a real mansion. Do you know the Jingshan Palace in Xumi? That's where your father lived at that time. Isn't that home?!"

"But……"

Hu Yu looked at Jia Yu with some confusion.

"Aunt Nashida told me before that Jingshan Palace was her home... At that time, a man came and stole something from her. He ran away very quickly and I haven't found him for many years..."

"Uh... that shouldn't be me..."

What does what Zhuge Kongming did have to do with Jia Yu?

That was all planned by Zhuge Kongming and had nothing to do with Jia Yu!

"Oh, since you've already explained the term otaku, then explain to me what a pervert is..."

Hu Yu looked at Jia Yu with curiosity about unknown things in his eyes.

"Oh, okay, okay, I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right now..."

Jiayu was also forced into a helpless situation.

"The meaning of 'perverted man' is: a person who constantly changes his lifestyle according to his preferences. At the beginning, in order to integrate into Xumi's life, I changed my lifestyle to Xumi's lifestyle..."

The main reason is that he changed the lifestyle there. The lifestyle has become the lifestyle he wants. So is there still a need for change? Absolutely not.

After all, there is a saying that goes, the weak adapt to the environment, the strong change the environment!

And Jiayu, who was a great sage there at the time, was the powerful one who changed the environment!!!

Well, the virtual dream city was created and now basically all the people of Xumi are staying there. Not only the people from Xumi, but also the people from other capitals often enter the dream city through the virtual network to do things.

Even specialized cross-border express delivery services have emerged.

"Well... let me ask one last question, about the Kingdom of Winter. I heard from the Northland Bank some time ago that their No. 0 Warrior has not appeared for a long time. I guess you are this Warrior, dad?"

I don't know when Hu Yu put on a pair of glasses with a mustache on it, and he just pointed at Jia Yu and said.

"Dad, just admit it! You who have traveled to the seven kingdoms and have a vest in each country must be this [Wu Fu]!"

"Uh... okay, okay, I am, I am, I admit it, okay? Okay, what do you want to say, little guy? Just say it directly, your dad will try his best to answer..."

"Okay! Then dad, tell me about this guy [Wu Fu], what do the people in the Northland Bank call him 'Sigma Man' and 'Phoenix Man' mean?"

Hu Yu said this to himself while pinching his chin.

"Speaking of this 'Phoenix Man', according to what you just explained, I think I understand that it means a man who is as proud as a flying phoenix. I guess you would definitely say that, right?"

"Hehe, my girl... you understand me quite well..."

Jiayu smiled and said.

"Since you, my girl, already know what this Phoenix man means, then I will tell you what this Sigma man means."

After Jiayu finished speaking, she stepped on the axe to give herself a majestic and domineering look.

"Sigma men mean victorious generals who wear suits and leather shoes and ride on Ferghana horses!"

"Hey~ This time you're not going to say what kind of man it is, right? You're going to change it to the ever-victorious general..."

Hu Yu was speechless when he saw his father's expression, as if he thought he was very domineering.

"Alright, alright, dad, stop kidding me. You're pretty good at talking nonsense, but I didn't expect you to have so many aliases, and the names people give to these aliases are so surprising..."

Jiayu listened to her daughter's methods, knowing that her daughter had long known the meaning of those nicknames for him and just wanted to see how she talked nonsense, so she just watched her talk quietly.

"Tsk - forget it, forget it, it's not interesting, it's not interesting, let's finish chopping wood and go back quickly..."

Because the atmosphere was awkward, Jiayu used her ability to chop the wood in one go and put it into the Chen Ge pot to take away.

However, at this moment...

"Woo woo woo~ There are actually living people coming to Wuwangpo. Oh my, Meihuatong seems to be from Wangshengtang. It seems that she can't move. But little ghost, do you want to play a few games of Landlord with us?"

At this moment, a series of eerie and frightening sounds suddenly came from Wuwangpo.

"Uh... Dad, are we encountering a ghost? Shouldn't there be ghosts in Wuwangpo? How come there really is such a ghost?"

When Hu Yu heard the sound of the earthquake, he asked Jia Yu beside him with some confusion.

"Aren't ghosts ghosts? What kind of bullshit literature are you talking about..."

Jiayu felt speechless after listening to what her daughter had just said.

That's why you are here, you can handle it yourself.

Isn’t this pure nonsense literature?

When Jiayu reacted, she found herself at a card table.

My daughter was sitting next to me, looking at me quietly.

“Hehehe… come on, it’s too boring here at Wuwangpo. Finally there’s one more person so we don’t have to play Landlord with three ghosts…”

A ghost grinned over there.

"Ok?"

A question mark popped up in Jiayu's head.

Isn't Doudizhu just three people? Why do we have to add one more person?